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How do I explain this? - 11/06/2009 11:20 PM
I'm playing a a game with myself. (No, not that kind of a game). I'm approaching 200, 000…
FEELING STUPID? - 11/06/2009 10:59 PM
When you have one of those days when your feeling particularly stupid for having said something…
On Exercise - 11/06/2009 10:57 PM
Some interesting statistics on exercise. Walking can add minutes to your life. That enables you…
A beer before it starts. - 11/06/2009 10:18 PM
A man came home from work and sat in his favorite chair, turned on the T. V., and said to his…
Why Sentence Structure Is So Important The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it…
LOL FRIDAY - 12 For the Road - 11/06/2009 11:14 AM
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. Marriage is like witness protection. You get a…
I must admit that I am not a big fan of the art world. Oh, I like paintings that really look like…
A Fish Story - 11/06/2009 01:26 AM
Dear Dr. Phil, When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pasttime-..
Time Is Fun... - 11/05/2009 06:43 AM
Time is fun, when you are eating flies ~ or so the adage goes. If you listen to the talking heads…
Blonde Humor - 11/04/2009 11:49 PM
Why cant blondes tell knock knock jokes? Because, they always leave to answer the door… Two…
Embarrassing Our Children - 11/04/2009 10:50 PM
October is birthday month around our house. Bonnie, Kenneth (14) and Gina (11). We make a sincere…
As a bagpiper, I was asked to play at a graveside service for a man who had no family or friends…
A woman named Judy  brings a very limp duck, Cuddles into her veterinarians office. Judy..
Blonde Jokes - 11/03/2009 03:41 PM
It's been a busy day in credit repair world. I thought I'd take a moment to post some more blonde…
Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven God addresses Al…
Redneck Medical Terms Texas Boys Benign… What you be after you be eight…
… well, maybe not the world, but it sure did save the day for my contractor today! It all…
It's very easy to get lost in the New Jersey Pinelands… acres and acres of dirt roads and…
Knock, Knock.... - 10/30/2009 07:14 PM
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LOL FRIDAYS - Political Humor - 10/30/2009 04:08 PM
I know you have been waiting for a joke blog from me for some time Mirela… here's a little…
New Mortgage Guidelines · All borrowers must have one blue eye and one brown eye to qualify…
Halloween Humor - 10/30/2009 01:42 PM
Opening Act: What did the ghost get for Halloween? Some Booo-T Yo' mama so ugly, they give her…
Top 10 Houses to Avoid while Trick-or-Treating 10. Any house that seems to be imploding…
Confessions of an Arachnophobe - 10/30/2009 08:05 AM
God, I hate spiders! I know, I know - very few are dangerous and they probably do all kinds…
Because of the Helthcare situation I wanted to try a Japanese doctor… Q: Doctor, I've heard…
10. SHE'S A GOBLIN! 9. I'D LIKE TO GET A LITTLE SOMETHIN IN THE SACK TONIGHT. 8. JUST GET ON YOUR…
Moe the windy dog - 10/28/2009 07:49 PM
I took a drive with my friend Deb last weekend and Moe the dog came along for the ride. Moe added…
The Gate to Heaven (Humor) - 10/28/2009 06:03 AM
A minister dies and is in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy in sunglasses, a loud…
This is just a joke folks If it makes you uneasy, ask yourself why. A pretty little girl named…
The Devil Made Me Do It. - 10/26/2009 12:32 AM
Monday's don't have to be like this; let's try something different. When I saw this I was…
Around Easter we rescued 4 baby chicks. Our chicks did what all living things do and grew to full…
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Thanksgiving. The time of year where the age-old question is raised. Is it Stuffing or is it…
Today, I had the pleasure of attending my daughter's 4th grade parent/teacher conference. Her…
  Isn't technology great?   Now you can keep tabs on your kids' every move via the social media.  …
Not original, but thought that I would share: Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition…
Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner Bought his Home at the Peak of the Market in 2004 and…
Cana-duh! - 10/21/2009 07:17 PM
As many of…
Wordless Wednesday: Are You Who You Think You Are? It's OK if you don't get this right away. I'll…
How to excite your Woman - HUMOR - 10/21/2009 09:56 AM
I thought I'd post these thoughts before one of the five women in my family, or one of the hundreds…
It's never tooo late to start to plan… we are into 4th quarter with almost 2. 5 months to go… be…
It happened in Texas - Humor - 10/21/2009 06:15 AM
After digging to a depth of 10 feet, New York scientists found traces of copper wire. They…
Picture this: a sunny afternoon at the Zoo. The young couple holding hands decides to take a…
Life is what happens when you are making other plans! Who better than the "skipper" from…
Monday Blonde Humor - 10/19/2009 06:36 PM
A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad Hailstorm. Her car was…
New Emergency Phone Number - 10/19/2009 01:51 AM
Of notice to all illegal immigrants to Canada, a special new emergancy phone number has…
Friday Funnies - Is it Wolf Man Time? The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the…
I was Born To Do This - 10/16/2009 03:59 PM
Une blonde fait un test micro - Streaming…
Friday Funnies - 10/16/2009 09:53 AM
What to write about - what to write about - Hmmm - How about another blonde joke: A blonde was…
What to Expect in Heaven! (Humor) - 10/15/2009 06:47 AM
It was unfortunate, but three women died together in an accident and went to heaven. When they got…
Witty Wednesday: Wisdom (Humor) - 10/14/2009 09:00 AM
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of…
How To Buy A Bank Owned Home - 10/13/2009 05:27 PM
Through most of the last two years, buyer's agents have been bruised and battered by the high level…
God was missing for six days. On the seventh day Michael, the archangel, found him - resting. He…
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding…
I Want to Kiss You all Over... - 10/10/2009 12:24 PM
Dedicated to People Unknown…
Friday Funny 10-9 - 10/09/2009 08:08 PM
“Ah, good morning, Mrs. Murphy, and how is everything? ” “Sure and I…
Having coffee this morning with a client at the local Bakery. I was listening to a couple of older…
Real Estate And Sea Gulls - 10/09/2009 05:42 PM
What do Real Estate Agents and Sea Gulls have in Common? The Sea Gull can still make her…
Important!!! Please read! If you are an…
I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want? I love being married…
You might want to think twice… then go get another beer and argue about soccer with your buds.  ..
Thought for the day... - 10/07/2009 07:34 PM
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on…
I must be getting old. - 10/07/2009 09:15 AM
Well, I don't wear black knee socks and man sandals. I don't go to dinner at 4:30 to get the early…
In this order… 1. Get Job 2. Date 3. Get Married 4. Go to Hospital 5. Get Baby 6. Go Home I…
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Bank Loan (humor) - 10/05/2009 05:07 PM
A frog approaches the bank teller, Patricia Whack, and tells her he wants a $30, 000 loan. He says…
Our youngest lost his second tooth last night… so "the tooth fairy" got up at 4 to put moolah…
Part of being a marketing and business consultant is analyzing psychological profiles to figure…
Friday Funnies: IMPORTANT Health Issue! Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from…
I just posted a serious video about motivation and not giving up. This kept coming to mind but…
I just rediscovered the very funny Terry Tate: Office Linebacker videos, which were a series of…
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LOL FRIDAY - A Good Man! - 10/01/2009 11:40 PM
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One Of Those To Make You Groan! - 10/01/2009 06:54 PM
Two Arab mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk…
Everything is OK Montage - 09/30/2009 10:16 AM
Awesome…
 
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