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Getting Flocked, Selling Houses, and Giving St. Joseph a Break When it comes to selling houses…
My creative mind said "Take advantage of the Traffic on Halloween Night to sell some of the…
Sometimes we taxpayers receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting program. I'll…
Different Strokes... - 10/29/2009 07:20 AM
Different Strokes… Dif ● runt. An ad-jek-tuv meanin': 1 unlike in form, kwality, or nature 2 dis…
Wow, look what I found at my house while prepping to sell this past weekend. Granted the list isn't…
If you think real estate is not easy, watch this! The tv show Dirty Jobs has a YouTube that…
Since this is the time of year to tell scary stories, it made me think of some of the odd things…
Home Crisis Investigation! Have you been wondering what is really behind the current drop in the…
This would be even funnier if it wasn't so painfully true…
The guy who started the largest real estate bonanza in history had to be a Realtor® at heart…
Property Managers Choice (Humor) - 10/12/2009 01:11 PM
A property manager dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St. Peter. St. Peter tells him..
Well after dealing with a stressful family matter that included death and handling of an estate…
Every professional has a tool kit; if you're a plumber, it includes wrenches, if you're an…
It's hard to believe that a guy who's in charge of correcting…
A few days ago I authored a blog about how to piss off a listing agent. Tonight we'll discuss how…
Friday Funnies: My Gift to You - 09/12/2009 12:16 AM
Well, it's almost Saturday. Time to knock off for the week. I know the last thing you want to think…
#1 Real Estate Partner - 08/25/2009 05:20 PM
Need a loyal, smart and furry real estate partner? Check out this California talking Airedale:..
Another buyer backs out of a deal. The deal seemed like a dream, 20 competitive bids in a 10 day…
Who hasn't seen the commercials about bored Maytag repairman trying to find other things to fix…
Let's start this week with a little humor.  This weekend I rented the movie I Love You Man   Paul…
The break-away Crotch? - 07/26/2009 03:38 PM
I do love disposable coveralls. The crawlspaces that I frequent seem to be places where critters…
BYE BYE SEARS TOWER - 07/18/2009 09:10 PM
SEARS WILLIS TOWER The tallest building in America has a new name as mentioned above. The Sears…
It's cheat grass season again in the desert part of the Intermountain West! If you happen to go off…
Hey lets go boating..... - 07/09/2009 03:22 PM
Ooops, ok we'll take the boat out right after I cut the grass… I just went and previewed this…
Silly Things Men Say! - 07/05/2009 12:12 PM
My Husband and I drove out to a listing to take some pictures. The owners have made some…
Listing of the Week 7-1-09 - 07/01/2009 12:41 PM
Are you stumped by the current state of the housing market? One too many deals trunkated after…
A Few Real Estate Jokes - 06/22/2009 10:02 PM
Two Realtors Discussing a Sale: A super nice couple walks into your house that you have for sale…
Here is a super freaky illusion that is mind blowing. Don't stare to hard…   *************…
"Oh deer! Stop the car!" - 05/23/2009 09:17 AM
No… that is not a type-o… I didn't mean "dear" I meant "deer" as in the furry creatures that I…
Motivational Power Quote Woody Allen Said That Money is Better Than Poverty "Money is…
Selling or buying a house requires, at times, a pretty thick skin, and most importantly An…
Wow… I am grateful for all of my buyers out there at this point, I am. Great deals out there, alot…
Class Rules Realtor® Interpretation Use words, not your hands i. e. get…
Did Bob Dylan really endorse us as his Realtors of choice??? * I don't know how it happened…
In these times of a slow-moving housing market, people are trying anything. Tradition has it…
While working on a relocation package for my area I decided to add a little humor with a section…
This is a bit lighthearted, perhaps even a bit sarcastic. If you are too serious or don't have a…
I love vintage homes. They're quirky, sometimes even a little weird. They've got features you…
When I opened my mail this afternoon, this made me laugh so hard that I wanted to share it with…
Dear Homeowner, My you look lovely today! Your home is amazing! Did you decorate this all by…
It's strange… they were brand new, a perfect fit… and now I cant find one of them. The story of…
I apparantly am magic. Since I entered the real estate profession there seems to be telekinetic…
"WIDGEBLOGGETS have now been approved to allow you to automatically insert your Widgeblogget Logo…
Realtor at the Door - 03/31/2009 09:48 AM
What do you do when you answer the door and there's a Realtor standing there? You pay him for the…
Listing of the Week 3/30/09 - 03/30/2009 02:08 PM
Once upon a time in Galveston, TX, (in the 1950's) someone decided to build their living…
It's a fact when nerves strike, we can make some pretty funny statements. Luckily we ended up…
Main Streem Humor. - 03/23/2009 12:11 AM
I was dismayed when a brand new real estate office much like my own opened up next door and erected…
Where Are Your Shingles? - 03/22/2009 03:32 PM
Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said,…
Disclaimer: I can use the term "Redneck" because I was born and raised a "Redneck" learned to drink…
A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at…
This, I noticed today on a new REO listing that just came up in my town. We all know the problems…
A big shout-out to agents in Chattanooga, TN! I'd love to talk with one of you if you've ever…
How NOT to do Cardiac Re-Hab - 03/01/2009 08:56 PM
… This is just a reminder to myself that I work with a great bunch of…
If you've been feeling particularly frustrated in today's market, here's a little catharsis for you…
My mother sent this to me this morning. I don't know where it comes from, or who authored it. But,…
Funny Headlines - 02/10/2009 09:00 PM
The importance of proof reading your material before printing or publishing has never been as…
Listing of the week 2/9/09 - 02/09/2009 05:32 PM
At least the mortgage isn't upsidedown, right? Try selling this beauty! You'd probably have a…
Funny Stimulus Video... - 02/08/2009 06:44 PM
Tom Vanderwell (@tvanderwell) shared this video via twitter, and I thought it was funny and worth…
The telling of this story won for me the "Foot in Mouth" award last year at the Realtor awards…
Watching the news this morning I couldn't help but let out a disgusted groan! No, not by the sad…
I'm Lost! - 01/29/2009 02:07 PM
A balloonist gets caught up in a furious storm and is blown way off course. He is forced to land…
Today was a pretty good day, all except for my buyer deciding that they wanted out of their…
Just when you think that Real Estate was the wrong profession (especially in today's times) someone…
I find this to be humorous, what are your thoughts? NEW IMPROVED SPEEDY APPRAISAL FORM Customer…
Well I started my week a little down, OK a lot down, and decded to end it with a fun Post,…
This blog is more of rant towards the practices of other Realtors in the Huntington and Charleston…
And How Was Your Sunday? - 01/11/2009 06:04 PM
It was an unbelievably gorgeous day today: freezing cold but sunny and bright. I was thankful that…
So Who REALLY Wore the Pants? - 01/06/2009 07:11 PM
I've been in the real estate for 28 years and I love to share one of my favorite tales to…
I was just cleaning out garage and attic and, and, and - and came across this on a poster from my…
In the Washington Post on December 24th, 2008, Lawrene Yun stated. "We are crossing our fingers…
Realtor's Christmas Carol - 12/22/2008 09:22 PM
Received this in an email today. It was really cute! I know we can all relate I wish it…
So perhaps you have heard me say before that I would never ever ever post an ad of an individual…
How bad have things gotten in today's economic times? Well I think we can agree, it's not the best…
Messy Desk - 12/05/2008 11:11 AM
How can people find there papers when they can't see there desk? I have organized files, drawers,…
Born Over Beer.... - 12/03/2008 01:47 PM
Some of my best ideas stem from discussions enjoyed over a refreshing adult beverage with friends…
 
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