Real estate blog entries tagged with humor by Kevin J. May Naples, FL Southwest Florida Real Estate (Prudential Florida Realty)

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humor: We've all ready got at least 250,000 so a few more words can't hurt? Right! - 06/20/08 08:59 PM

The Washington Post's MENSA Invitational produced the following winning new words for 2008
1. Intaxacation - Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to begin with.
2. Reintarnation - Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone - The substance surrounding stupid … (4 comments)

humor: Push the Envelope when maintaining those fitness resolutions. You Can Do It! - 01/22/08 03:33 PM

It takes small steps to reach your goals, remember that one pound is equal to 3500 calories. When it comes to exercise there are activities in your daily routine that you don't even realize you've done until you look back at the days events. Here's a little chart I've compiled to show my associates how … (2 comments)

humor: Please take heed of these Office Christmas Party "dont's" ! - 12/22/07 11:52 AM

* Don't compare your Boss to Santa just because he's fat, jolly and only works one day a year.
* Never put the Boss in a wrestlers "sleeper" hold in a vain attempt to negotiate a better salary.
* Never tell the Boss you're the one who actually runs the company.
* Don't offer … (5 comments)

humor: "Forrest Gump" made it to a gozillion or so, where will it all end? - 11/10/07 11:53 AM

Three Brazilian Soldiers: Donald Rumsfeld was speaking with President Bush offering information through his daily briefing. He concludes the meeting with the following commentary by saying, "Yesterday, it was reported to me that three Brazilian soldiers had been killed in Iraq." The staff noted that the President was visibly shaken … (10 comments)

humor: Try not to make your first day on the job your last, new hire nightmare ahead. - 11/08/07 02:36 PM

Reprinted from The Office, a daily inspirational desktop calender:
CLOSE CALL
A man joined a big multinational company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the break room and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded, "You fool! You've dialed the wrong … (9 comments)

humor: In all this commotion I can't remember whether I fired 5 or 6 shots. - 11/07/07 07:44 PM

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was heading up to bed for the night when his Wife called to him and said "you'll have to go outside and turn off the garden shed light, you must have left it on". She could see that the shed light was on from the bedroom … (8 comments)

humor: From the bureacratic perspective: Do not fold, spindle, mutilate, deface ..... - 10/09/07 04:37 PM

..... or otherwise manipulate these documents, doing so may subject you to penalties and prosecution under the full extent of the law.
A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered … (0 comments)

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