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Now this is a creative way of saying "Wash Me".Someone returned to his dirty BMW only to find this "street graffiti" rubbed into the schmutz of his sadly neglected Bavarian beauty.If I knew that allowing my car to get filthy dirty would result in some street artist creating inspiring artwork on t...
While showing property recently, I told my buyers that I was expecting a phone call.  I don't normally accept calls while I'm working with clients (be they buyers or sellers)... I like to give whomever I'm with my undivided attention.I explained that I was waiting to hear if a different set of bu...
Did you drop this ring?Found on Michigan avenue, somewhere near downtown... there were a whole bunch of 'em, but someone picked up most of the others.This is the one I found... it has the name "Zobrist" emblazoned on it... along with World Series Champions and 108 diamonds (I'm sure they're faux...
As real estate professionals, we are constant targets for all sorts of marketing pitches.I get phone calls, all the time, from people trying to sell me stuff.  Some of the calls are recorded, some are live salespeople (who have some difficulty with the word "no").And I rarely (read that as "never...
This is yet another case of why it's good to have an experienced and knowledgeable Realtor on your side.In a recent closing I had agreed to provide a carbon-monoxide detector to the buyer. My seller was required to supply one, and I had plenty.I was only required to supply one, for the bedroom ar...
At the walk-thru for the property the buyer's agent said to me: "I don't see the Carbon Monoxide detectors anywhere... were you planning on bringing those to the closing?""Uh.... yeah... bringing them to the closing... that's what I'm planning.... yeah!"That was a good reminder.  I had agreed to ...
No post today, 'cause it's my birthday.That's right.  I'm taking the day off 'cause  it's my birthday! As a birthday gift to me, if you should feel so inclined,and could manage to top 100 comments,whilst I'm gone... well, that would just be icing on the cake.The birthday cake. Congratulations to ...
The kitchen was just too small.... no... that's not fair... the kitchen was plenty large.The kitchen needed updating... well, not really... the appliances were only a year or two old.They really wanted a four-bedroom... geeze, the place was a three-bedroom when we made the appointment, so that do...
The sign of a librarian with a great sense of humour.Still waters run deep.  And those poor librarians have to be quiet and polite.  Their creative tendencies squashed.So on April fool's day, they let their "funny" out for a little exercise, for a run around the block.They take it on a half marat...
I'm a fan of April Fool's Pranks.... (except, just like everyone else, when the fool turns out to be me).But this seems a little over the top, don'tcha think?Someone went up and down the street and Slashed everyone's tires.There's nothing more exhausting than getting up in the morning and finding...

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