Your perfume smells like your daddy has money

Follow me
Real Estate Agent - Coldwell Banker Residential
© 2008-2016 Alan May, World Rights Reserved. Evanston Real Estate
There's no earthly way of knowing, which direction they are going, or which way the river's flowing, is it raining, is it snowing, Is a hurricane a-blowing? The best sing-songy quote of Gene Wilder's, in my memory.  C'mon, you can all hear it in your mind's eye.... er, mind's ear.Gene Wilder had ...
The phone rang.... not an uncommon occurrence in the life of this Realtor.  But the ring was a slightly different ring, and it wasn't clear who the caller was.The symbol that showed was a circle with a lightning bolt inside.  It looked somewhat familiar, but I wasn't sure."I'll bet", I thought "...
For those of you, who are not among the 190,000 people who've already viewed this video, by brand new 4th grade Skokie teacher Dwayne Reed, I'm re-posting this video.  He produced and acted in this introductory video to his incoming students.I would imagine that his rapping and Barack Obama impre...
"Never, ever, ever remove that thing.  It brings the protection of the Gods!" the inspector explained to the first-time-home buyer.This is not the first time I'd heard that said about the exotic thing hanging on the front-door's jamb.What the heck is that thing on the doorpost anyway?  It's not e...
Jay Thompson was kind enough to point me toward a really good article written by Joe Manna entitled Millenial's guide to buying your first home.  It's a fairly long article, and Lord knows that in today's internet world, we don't have the patience to read through a lengthy piece, but the article ...
In this business of real estate we tend to measure ourselves against others and against ourselves.We measure success in sales volume of dollars... We measure success in number of transactions... we measure success in number of listings... We measure success in number of purchases.Others measure o...
In a recent post (which, of course, got featured!), Bob Stewart gave us a part of the recipe for the secret sauce that the Feature Fairies use, when deciding to attach a gold star to your post.There has been a lot of concern over what goes into that decision... who makes that determination... and...
I just got off the phone with my mother.  As part of my conversation, she mentioned something about my brother.I was curious... "What about him?", I asked."Well, he's very smart." she replied "not to mention that he's always right.""Personally," I said "I find that a little annoying, don't you?.....
We had a local Active Rain meet-up, today.. hosted by Wayne Martin (thank you Wayne)... and it felt like the Olympics had already begun, as we had representatives from four separate states in attendance.That's right.. I said four!  Illinois, I would expect, because that's where we were meeting, a...
I had the misfortune to be in the office yesterday, as a visiting agent was loudly on the phone with her clients, trying to defend the photos on her listing, and why "they" were not the reason that the property was not getting any showings.She eventually approached a group of we agent who were wo...

Alan May

Helping you find your way home.
Ask me a question
Spam prevention

Additional Information