humor: The Importance of Spelling ~ NOT!!
- 05/09/08 07:11 AM
Only great minds can read thisfi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the … (15 comments)
humor: What Religion is Your Bra?
- 05/08/08 08:20 AM
This is an oldie but goodie..... Author UnknownWhat Religion is Your Bra?A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walkedup to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a brafor mywife.''What type of bra?' asked the clerk.'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?''Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras inevery shape, size, color and material imaginable.'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only fourtypes of bras to choose.'Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, … (7 comments)
humor: Why DID the chicken cross the road. Obama, Hillary, McCain, Dr. Phil, Oprah....
- 05/01/08 09:16 AM
New day answers to the age old question ---- Why did the chicken cross the road? BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!JOHN MCCAIN:My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.HILLARY CLINTON:When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the … (20 comments)
I cannot respond to any emails today......something crashed on my computer and my mouse is missing.......
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Serving all of your Southeastern Wisconsin Real Estate Needs. To view homes for sale go to http://www.movewithapril.com/ Posted by April Hayden-Munson RE/MAX Realty 100 … (3 comments)
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off."Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.""Well, in that case, I'll just … (17 comments)
humor: Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle - I JUST HAD TO POST THIS!!!!
- 04/12/08 06:25 AM
Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as Golf Clubs 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.. What can I do?Signed, Desperate Dear Desperate:First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband … (12 comments)
humor: What What is is going going on on - on on the the Rain Rain??
- 04/10/08 07:15 AM
What is happening. 2 posts, 2 comments, and slow slow slow. Is it just me in the Rain today, or are you guys having trouble. Did the hamsters go on strike? Are the gerbils trying to keep up with what the hamsters were doing? All kidding aside, boy do I miss it when I can't connect with some of my Rain Buddies!
Please Please help us quick!!!!!!!
Serving all of your Southeastern Wisconsin Real Estate Needs. To view homes for sale go to http://www.movewithapril.com/ Posted by April Hayden-Munson RE/MAX Realty 100 … (11 comments)
humor: Joke - $22,500 Memorial Stone
- 04/08/08 10:44 AM
This joke helped to lighten my day, I hope it does yours. Let me know if you're laughing or not!!
A woman's husband dies. He had left $30,000 to be used for an elaborate funeral. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that "there is absolutely nothing left from the $30,000." The friend asks, "How can that be?" The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost was $6,500. And of course I made a donation to the church -- that was $500, and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks -- you … (7 comments)
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Only great minds can read thisfi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the … (15 comments)
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