Wait, wait!! Two Realtors walk into a closing...(make up your own ending and let me know)
But, seriously folks, I feel playful today because I haven't had a buyer or seller since I don't know when! When I joined the ranks and donned to Realtor suit of armor I have not saved a wench from the bad mortgage dragon or pulled, from the jaws of certain financial ruin, an elderly retired couple buying their first condo on the shores of lake Michigan. I have been polishing my Realtor skills, taking classes and studying "tech knee ques" for proper client/property management.
I am doing floor time today and I have had the good fortune to sit by the window. Of course (woe, is me) there is a storm blowing in. 'magine that, how strange for Michigan! Yet it is a nice view and there's a beautiful twenty five foot pear tree all in it's coat of white Fleurette's and a six foot tall Japanese red maple! Large white southern style column frames the window and I feel like I am Alfred waiting in stately Wayne manor for the masters return.
The other day one of my sellers from the January thaw decided to rent out his house without letting me know! I was working on getting him a land contract for 215k with 25k down @ 7.5% percent. If he put that 25k in a high yield C.D @5% plus the 7.5% from the deal he would have a return of 12.5%...BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Stupidity swooped in and opened that box of chocolates and he went Gump! Also he is mad at me for the deal falling through! What's that saying, THE HUMOR IS ON ME NOW!!!
Have a great day in the trench's my brethren and sisteren...peace out