comedy: Please Welcome Anders Berg to Active Rain - 07/27/08 04:48 PM
My friend Anders Berg signed up on Active Rain recently and I thought he would be posting articles about how his company Swedeclean could help you clean out your vacant rentals and get them ready for the next tenant to move in, care and cleaning of your tile and grout, and
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comedy: Guilty or Not Guilty - 07/18/08 12:09 AM
Very Funny Jokes
Funny Jokes - Guilty or not guilty?
Guilty or Not Guilty??? You be the Judge!
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
DA: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
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comedy: Location, location, location - 06/29/08 01:02 PM
Jokes Funny
A real-estate agent was driving around with a new trainee when she spotted a charming little farmhouse with a hand-lettered “For Sale” sign out front.
After briskly introducing herself and her associate to the startled occupant, the agent cruised from room to room, opening closets and cupboards, testing
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comedy: New NFL and MLB Sponsors - 06/27/08 01:29 AM
New NFL and MLB SponsorsThe National Football League (NFL) and Major League Baseball (MLB) have found themselves some new sponsors this year -- some individuals, others whole associations. These are the people and groups that have stepped up to the plate:Edgar Allan Poe - Baltimore RavensBureau of Engraving and Printing -
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comedy: Getting Old - Can You Remember? - 06/19/08 02:00 PM
You're Not Old Unless You Can Remember...
When the dream of a lifetime was to pay off a mortgage. (The dream of today is to get one.)What you do with the pointed end of a can opener.When there was no McDonalds.
When Avocado Green and Harvest Gold were acceptable colors for
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comedy: Bilingual typist wanted … - 06/19/08 12:32 PM
This is from the most popular page on one of my other blogs. I have modified it to be related to real estate. Be careful what you put on your signs or you might end up in this situation. Ihope you enjoy it.
Bilingual typist
Funny Jokes
In
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comedy: Blocking the View - Real Estate Jokes - 06/19/08 11:51 AM
Real Estate Jokes - Blocking the View
In Real Estate you meet a variety of interesting people.
Some are more interesting than others.
Showing a home recently to a couple, they seemed eager to check out the view from the living room.
When I pulled back the drapes covering the large
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comedy: Vacation Suggestions ... By Profession - 06/19/08 11:12 AM
Vacation Suggestions ... By ProfessionArtists: Painted Desert, ArizonaAthletes: Olympia Heights, FloridaCandy Makers: Carmel, IndianaCollege Professors: University City, MissouriEcologists: Green Bay WisconsinFirefighters: The Smokey MountainsGeologists: Stone Mountain, GeorgiaGossip Columnists: Grapevine, TexasHelicopter Pilots: Hoover, AlabamaHome Builders: New Castle, PennsylvaniaJewelers: Pearl City, HawaiiLandscapers: Garden City, MichiganLawyers: Accident, MarylandLoan Officers: Fairbanks, AlaskaLumber Jacks: Thousand Oaks,
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comedy: Cowboy Coffee - 06/16/08 01:28 AM
Cowboy Coffee
I was reading this blog post Stop and Smell the coffee by Connor MACIVOR here on Active Rain and it reminded me of something my brother told me about when we were out camping one time long ago. He said that cowboys made coffee in a special way. Without
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comedy: Real Estate Jokes - 06/12/08 02:04 PM
One of my other blogs is called Funny Jokes and I post funny jokes, stupid jokes and silly jokes from time to time.
I was looking at source material from our long running Funny Jokes Mailing List and came across a few real estate related jokes and decided that perhaps they
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comedy: Golf Tips for Real Estate Professionals - 06/08/08 05:34 PM
If you improve your golf game will you sell more real estate?
Do you play golf as part of the necessary conduct of your real estate business? Do people you sell real estate to or buy real estate from want to talk about their latest transaction while out on the putting
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