attorneys: WHAT THE WITNESSES ANSWERED UNDER CROSS-EXAMINATION - 02/07/11 06:00 AM
KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE AS A COURT REPORTER   
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY:  What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?WITNESS:    He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY:  And why did that upset you.WITNESS:    My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY:  What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?WITNESS:    Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY:  Are you … (3 comments)

attorneys: DOING BUSINESS WITH ATTORNEYS - NOT IN THIS CASE. - 10/08/09 04:52 PM
At least thirty years ago, my Houston business partner and I were in the business of converting large homes into apartments -- duplexes, triplexes and the like.  We did extremely well.
Our clientele was primarily comprised of young professionals.  We referred to them as the avaunt garde.  They weren't ready for home ownership, and they wanted to live near downtown and near the restaurants, bars, nightclubs, art galleries and the like.
Our properties were in great demand, and they always commanded higher rents than standard garden apartments.
But it didn't take us long to find out that leasing to attorneys was … (5 comments)

attorneys: THERE'S A REASON WHY ATTORNEYS EARN SO MUCH -- AND I DON'T LIKE THE REASON - 12/01/08 12:15 PM
I remember a year or so before I graduated from high school, my daddy showed me an article in Time Magazine.  It gave the average incomes of attorneys in the United States, and it was about $8,000 a year.  CPAs earned about $6,000.  General physicians made $25,000 and specialist twice that much.
The point was that attorneys, in general, weren't particularly necessary for most people to get along just fine.  Get them to write your will and probate those of relatives, and you probably weren't going to need their services again.
People, in the main, based their behavior and ran their … (17 comments)

 
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