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comedy: The Older Crowd - 01/26/10 09:06 PM
I always talk about how cool it is living in a retirement community. Older folks are pretty cool and they have a great sense of humor. Best of all, they share their comedy with friends. I keep in touch with all my buyers and they just love my sense of humor, and find a need to send me all kinds of jokes and comics. I love sharing them with you all. Enjoy! THE OLDER CROWD A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. 'Is it true,' she wanted to know, 'that the medicationyou prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?' 'Yes, I'm … (12 comments)
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comedy: Have we been stretched too far? - 01/19/10 10:50 PM
This is too funny! I couldn't help myself from posting this. On this day when Scott Brown caused a huge blowout in Mass. Imagine my joy when I came upon this video. This video gave me a thought of how Barry must be feeling with his ass blowing in the wind. Sometimes, when you least expect it, the bottom can fall out of all your hard work. What was it Dolly Parton used to say? Like trying to put 10 pounds of potatoes in a 5 pound sack. We the People have reached our breaking point and this Administration is about … (18 comments)
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comedy: Comedy from NewsBusted - 12/02/09 11:28 AM
While cruising the news clips today, I came across some interesting stories. Some political, some heartwarming and then there was this clip. This is a funny clip.
NewsBusted 12/1/09 For the record, this is a comedy skit. Not unlike something done on Saturday Night Live. The presentation and backscreen are really done well. I laughed out loud. Enjoy folks!
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comedy: Maxine's advice - 08/18/09 12:24 PM
I just love Maxine, and when I get emails with her comics in them, I always end up in stiches. This latest one is no exception.
"BAIL EM OUT! ????Hell, back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now we are trusting the economy of our country, our banking system, our auto industry and possibly our health plans to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling whiskey!"
Have a great day, and enjoy … (10 comments)
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comedy: If she hasn't ... - 08/04/09 12:14 PM
I received this photo in an email entitled "If she hasn't she will".
I will say, that at first I wasn't too sure what the title meant, until I studied the photo more closely, and increased the size of it. In the email, it was small and you really couldn't see the lion in the grass in the background.
I have no idea whether it was photo shopped or if it is an actual picture. All I can say for sure, is I do believe she has. What say you?
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comedy: Together at last - 08/04/09 11:40 AM
Living in a age restricted community, and dealing with the older generation quite often, this doesn't surprise me in the least.
I received this from one of my buyers who I might add, are old enough to be my parents. He always has a good joke for me when I visit, and she reminds me very much of the little lady on the left with her hand on her cheek. The one answering the question at the end.
Enjoy!
LORD,... THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER
Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, … (2 comments)
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comedy: Little girls know how to outsmart little boys! - 08/02/09 11:23 AM
I received this cute email from a friend and he asked if it reminded me much of my grandchildren. I had to laugh, because I could picture my youngest granddaughter doing this. She's very smart. Or, so she thinks. Enjoy!
Undies
Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mum that the boys keep asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them ? Mom said : " YOU should say NO - they only want to look at your undies". Susie said: " I know they do, that's why I hide them in … (3 comments)
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comedy: Late Sunday comedy - 02/01/09 06:21 PM
Living in a Retirement Community we get all kinds of stories. My friends all have a tendency to send me jokes and comics about seniors and the things they do. Every once in a while I get some that I just can't resist sharing. You'd be surprised at how close the the truth some of these can be. I hope you all enjoy these as much as I did.
911 CALL
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: … (23 comments)
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comedy: Don't speed with your dog in the back seat. - 01/19/09 01:47 PM
I received this email from a friend the other day, and I couldn't stop laughing. Enjoy!!
I GOT
CAUGHT
FOR
SPEEDING
YESTERDAY!!
I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT,
UNTIL THE OFFICER LOOKED AT MY DOG
IN THE BACK SEAT.
THIS ONE IS DESTINED TO BECOME A CLASSIC!
SEND IT TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A SMILE.
That poor dog.
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comedy: Older and wiser - 12/01/08 01:53 PM
I got an email from an old pilot friend from back in the day. He was a helicopter pilot when we were the Army. One of my earlier jobs in the Army was Flight Coordinator. I kept track of his flight records among other things.. We used to share strange stories over the years and he sent this to me because of a running joke about older soldiers teaching the younger ones about life.
THERE IS A MORAL HERE!
A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F- 16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off. … (12 comments)
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comedy: Male and Female flies! - 11/29/08 06:56 PM
I recently asked my cousin to refrain herself from sending me x-rated email jokes. She is 70 yrs old, and claims she can send whatever she wants, and I can pick and choose the ones I want to read. So much for diplomacy. I love her dearly, and she is a lot of fun to be around, so I just delete the really bad ones and when she asked if I read them, I tell her the truth. She thinks I'm a real stick in the mud. She truly is a lovely lady, and seeing how she used to babysit me … (11 comments)
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comedy: Calibrating your mouse - 11/29/08 02:35 PM
I was cleaning out some of my old mail from my msn mail account. This particular email I received a couple years ago, and it made me laugh. Sometimes, no matter how much cleaning you do to your mouse, it just needs a good calibration. I thought I would try it out here in the Rain and see if it still works. Try your luck with it and if it doesn't work for you, please let me know.
I was shocked to see that this works!
To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Y below. Then drag … (6 comments)
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comedy: Be careful what you give a woman. - 11/24/08 11:02 AM
Well, here I go with another one of my famous emails. I got this one the other day, and I couldn't help but think of my ex wife and all the fond memories we had together.
Now that we've been divorced for a number of years, we have become friends again and actually enjoy chatting from time to time. When you have kids and grandchildren together, you have no choice sometimes and have to be in each others company. Best that you can be friends.
With that said, I received this email about women, and I couldn't believe how true … (21 comments)
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comedy: The Race is on! - 11/03/08 03:18 PM
The submarine race!
I received this from a friend and I was just amazed. I had never seen a submarine race before and I was excited to see how it was done. It was a 4 lap race.
Lap 1
Lap 2
Lap 3
Final Lap
What the heck were you expecting to see?
As always, I added a few of my own touches to make the race more enjoyable. I do hope your sub won. … (9 comments)
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comedy: Your favorite ex-wife! - 11/01/08 09:44 PM
I received this from a friend who was divorced several years ago. I honestly thought it was a serious story.
Being divorced myself, i wondered if i could somehow relate it to my ex-wife.
I sure hope she's not reading this. LOL. Flying lessons: My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year. She narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern Tennessee because of bad weather. Thank God our kids were … (20 comments)
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comedy: Not all seniors are senile - 10/24/08 08:29 PM
seniors aren't senile A friend sent me this joke and I wondered if she wasn't trying to place me into the Senior Category. Living in Sun City Center, a Senior Community, and just because I insist on getting the senior discount at the local restaurants whenever possible, doesn't mean I am a senior. I balked at the audacity and planned on giving her a call. That is until I read the joke and reached the end. Of course I had to add a few of my own little ditties to spice up the joke. Hope you all enjoy it.
All … (18 comments)
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comedy: Political Humor ~ or my sick attempt at it. - 10/19/08 12:05 PM
I keep hearing the chant for change. I keep hearing McCain is 4 more years of Bush. I keep hearing about bubble headed Bush and his failed policies.
I once heard Bush was so dumb, he didn't know which end of the phone was up. I'm ready for change. How bout you?
Oh. Um. Er. (Embarrassed chuckle) Maybe he meant spare change? Pocket change? Well, I surely know I don't want that bumblehead McCain there.
That man is too old and doesn't know anything about modern technology.
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comedy: Pets and Halloween Part 2 - Humor - 10/17/08 06:28 PM
pets 2 This is Part 2 of Pets and Halloween.
Here's another batch of costumed pets for your enjoyment..
Cat - Can I get out of jail now? Dog - Are my eyes supposed to match my costume?
You are such an idiot! I should fly now? Ugh!
Where are the skittles you promised me???
All three - All for one and 3 for all .... or something like that.
Come here cutie, just a little closer. So I can scratch your eyes out!
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comedy: Sound investment advice? - 10/10/08 11:48 AM
With the stock market in the turmoil it's in these days. Bank buyouts, and billions of doallars at stake, I called my investment advisor and asked what to do.
After the initial shock, I'm thinking maybe it's not such a bad idea after all.
Sound Investment If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left. With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000. With AIG, you would have less than $15 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, … (14 comments)
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comedy: Sunday afternoon comedy - 10/05/08 02:54 PM
I got another good email joke that I thought I would share. I get a lot of these, but only the ones that I truly find funny are worth passing on. This one struck a nerve, because I was watching this ridiculous disaster movie last night and in it a couple people froze to death, and thus, this joke shows up in my mail.
At any rate, it deserves passing on because the ending is really funny. Enjoy!
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you … (26 comments)
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