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comedy in ar: The Older Crowd - 01/26/10 09:06 PM
I always talk about how cool it is living in a retirement community. Older folks are pretty cool and they have a great sense of humor. Best of all, they share their comedy with friends. I keep in touch with all my buyers and they just love my sense of humor, and find a need to send me all kinds of jokes and comics. I love sharing them with you all. Enjoy! THE OLDER CROWD A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. 'Is it true,' she wanted to know, 'that the medicationyou prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?' 'Yes, I'm … (12 comments)
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comedy in ar: Pants on the ground - For Wallace Gibson - - - UPDATED1 - 01/24/10 10:05 AM
At the request of Wallace Gibson, I am posting "Pants On The Ground". I saw a clip of this on Fox the other night and laughed. But, the full video is really funny.
Wallace, made mention of the videos, but she didn't know how to post the videos. So, being the gentleman that I am, I found the two videos she mentioned, and here they are.
The first one is the American Idol version with Larry Platt who is 62 years old.
Pants On The Ground American IdolThe second version is with Brett Favre.
Brett Favre - Pants On … (20 comments)
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comedy in ar: Have we been stretched too far? - 01/19/10 10:50 PM
This is too funny! I couldn't help myself from posting this. On this day when Scott Brown caused a huge blowout in Mass. Imagine my joy when I came upon this video. This video gave me a thought of how Barry must be feeling with his ass blowing in the wind. Sometimes, when you least expect it, the bottom can fall out of all your hard work. What was it Dolly Parton used to say? Like trying to put 10 pounds of potatoes in a 5 pound sack. We the People have reached our breaking point and this Administration is about … (18 comments)
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comedy in ar: Thos hateful chain emails! - 01/14/10 12:52 PM
Don't you just love those forwarded email chain letters that go around the internet. Those dang things travel for years and just keep recirculating.
I received the following chain email recently, but this one has a twist.
I'm sure some of you have already seen this, and it may be 10 years old, but I wanted to share with those folks that haven't. It's worth the good laugh it brings.
Smiles and giggles are what help to keep this crazy world sane. Have a great day! I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over … (9 comments)
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comedy in ar: Winter comedy - 01/10/10 10:32 PM
With all the cold blanketing the country, I thought this would help to ease the pain of being so cold. After all, don't they say humor warms the heart and heals the soul? Or something like that. This brought a good chuckle to me and did indeed warm my heart. Just remember to keep your tongue off the frozen flagpole and by all means don't eat the yellow snow.
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comedy in ar: Grandchildren are so funny! - 12/16/09 09:43 AM
I received this email the other day and didn't have time to read it so I just kept it in a holding pattern. I knew it was a joke, and the title was "Grandchildren". Well, I have 11 grandchildren, and I knew I had to make the time and get a good read on this one. I'm glad I waited and spent the needed time to read this. For those of you that are Grandparents, you will fully understand the comedy of this, and how grandkids can say some of the funniest things, and just how they can tug at … (17 comments)
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comedy in ar: Raising the dead - 12/05/09 08:15 PM
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON TV...... THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED, TO PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED... GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON HER ARTHRITIC HIP..GRANDPA MADE HIS WAY TO THE SET AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON HIS CROTCH... GRANDMA LOOKED AT HIM WITH DISGUST: "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU OLD COOT.....THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS TO HEAL THE SICK, NOT RAISE … (6 comments)
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comedy in ar: photo for grandma - 12/05/09 07:50 PM
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.
Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it. The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice. A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother. It says:
"Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle...
it makes your nose look too … (12 comments)
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comedy in ar: New scam directed at Men - 12/05/09 06:31 PM
I got a great email the other day. I just thought it would be important to pass it on to the "mature" men in the Rain. Ladies, it might be something you could pass on to your husbands or fathers. Especially if they are a little on the porker side. This could help them get a grip on their weight problems and at the same time, give you a restful afternoon at home.
BEWARE OF NEW SCAM DIRECTED AT MEN Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first … (16 comments)
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