| |
comedy in real estate: The Older Crowd - 01/26/10 09:06 PM
I always talk about how cool it is living in a retirement community. Older folks are pretty cool and they have a great sense of humor. Best of all, they share their comedy with friends. I keep in touch with all my buyers and they just love my sense of humor, and find a need to send me all kinds of jokes and comics. I love sharing them with you all. Enjoy! THE OLDER CROWD A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. 'Is it true,' she wanted to know, 'that the medicationyou prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?' 'Yes, I'm … (12 comments)
|
comedy in real estate: Have we been stretched too far? - 01/19/10 10:50 PM
This is too funny! I couldn't help myself from posting this. On this day when Scott Brown caused a huge blowout in Mass. Imagine my joy when I came upon this video. This video gave me a thought of how Barry must be feeling with his ass blowing in the wind. Sometimes, when you least expect it, the bottom can fall out of all your hard work. What was it Dolly Parton used to say? Like trying to put 10 pounds of potatoes in a 5 pound sack. We the People have reached our breaking point and this Administration is about … (18 comments)
|
comedy in real estate: Thos hateful chain emails! - 01/14/10 12:52 PM
Don't you just love those forwarded email chain letters that go around the internet. Those dang things travel for years and just keep recirculating.
I received the following chain email recently, but this one has a twist.
I'm sure some of you have already seen this, and it may be 10 years old, but I wanted to share with those folks that haven't. It's worth the good laugh it brings.
Smiles and giggles are what help to keep this crazy world sane. Have a great day! I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over … (9 comments)
|
comedy in real estate: Winter comedy - 01/10/10 10:32 PM
With all the cold blanketing the country, I thought this would help to ease the pain of being so cold. After all, don't they say humor warms the heart and heals the soul? Or something like that. This brought a good chuckle to me and did indeed warm my heart. Just remember to keep your tongue off the frozen flagpole and by all means don't eat the yellow snow.
… (11 comments)
|
comedy in real estate: Maxine's advice - 08/18/09 12:24 PM
I just love Maxine, and when I get emails with her comics in them, I always end up in stiches. This latest one is no exception.
"BAIL EM OUT! ????Hell, back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now we are trusting the economy of our country, our banking system, our auto industry and possibly our health plans to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling whiskey!"
Have a great day, and enjoy … (10 comments)
|
comedy in real estate: Sunday morning chuckle - 08/16/09 11:44 AM
I received this in an email this morning from one of my buyers. He's a 82yr old Navy retiree. Need I say more?
I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?'
Well..I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the thingsI enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into urine.And I'm pretty damn good at it, too!!
I do this brought a smile to your face, I know I'm smiling.
… (10 comments)
|
comedy in real estate: If she hasn't ... - 08/04/09 12:14 PM
I received this photo in an email entitled "If she hasn't she will".
I will say, that at first I wasn't too sure what the title meant, until I studied the photo more closely, and increased the size of it. In the email, it was small and you really couldn't see the lion in the grass in the background.
I have no idea whether it was photo shopped or if it is an actual picture. All I can say for sure, is I do believe she has. What say you?
… (7 comments)
|
comedy in real estate: Together at last - 08/04/09 11:40 AM
Living in a age restricted community, and dealing with the older generation quite often, this doesn't surprise me in the least.
I received this from one of my buyers who I might add, are old enough to be my parents. He always has a good joke for me when I visit, and she reminds me very much of the little lady on the left with her hand on her cheek. The one answering the question at the end.
Enjoy!
LORD,... THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER
Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, … (2 comments)
|
comedy in real estate: Little girls know how to outsmart little boys! - 08/02/09 11:23 AM
I received this cute email from a friend and he asked if it reminded me much of my grandchildren. I had to laugh, because I could picture my youngest granddaughter doing this. She's very smart. Or, so she thinks. Enjoy!
Undies
Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mum that the boys keep asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them ? Mom said : " YOU should say NO - they only want to look at your undies". Susie said: " I know they do, that's why I hide them in … (3 comments)
|
|
|
|
|
|
Bob Cumiskey, US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor
Sun City Center,
FL
More about me…
A1 Connection Realty, Inc.
Address: 1509 Rickenbacker Drive, Sun City Center, Florida, 33573
Office Phone: (813) 633-2020
Cell Phone: (813) 435-8843
Email Me
 Links
Archives
|
;)
;)
