senior comedy: The Older Crowd
- 01/26/10 01:06 PM
I always talk about how cool it is living in a retirement community. Older folks are pretty cool and they have a great sense of humor. Best of all, they share their comedy with friends. I keep in touch with all my buyers and they just love my sense of humor, and find a need to send me all kinds of jokes and comics. I love sharing them with you all. Enjoy! THE OLDER CROWD A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. 'Is it true,' she wanted to know, 'that the medicationyou prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?' 'Yes, I'm … (11 comments)
senior comedy: Grandchildren are so funny!
- 12/16/09 01:43 AM
I received this email the other day and didn't have time to read it so I just kept it in a holding pattern. I knew it was a joke, and the title was "Grandchildren". Well, I have 11 grandchildren, and I knew I had to make the time and get a good read on this one. I'm glad I waited and spent the needed time to read this. For those of you that are Grandparents, you will fully understand the comedy of this, and how grandkids can say some of the funniest things, and just how they can tug at … (17 comments)
senior comedy: Raising the dead
- 12/05/09 12:15 PM
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON TV...... THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED, TO PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED... GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON HER ARTHRITIC HIP..GRANDPA MADE HIS WAY TO THE SET AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON HIS CROTCH... GRANDMA LOOKED AT HIM WITH DISGUST: "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU OLD COOT.....THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS TO HEAL THE SICK, NOT RAISE … (6 comments)
senior comedy: photo for grandma
- 12/05/09 11:50 AM
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it. The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice. A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother. It says: "Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle... it makes your nose look too … (12 comments)
senior comedy: Sunday morning chuckle
- 08/16/09 04:44 AM
I received this in an email this morning from one of my buyers. He's a 82yr old Navy retiree. Need I say more? I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?' Well..I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the thingsI enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into urine.And I'm pretty damn good at it, too!! I do this brought a smile to your face, I know I'm smiling.
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senior comedy: Late Sunday comedy
- 02/01/09 10:21 AM
Living in a Retirement Community we get all kinds of stories. My friends all have a tendency to send me jokes and comics about seniors and the things they do. Every once in a while I get some that I just can't resist sharing. You'd be surprised at how close the the truth some of these can be. I hope you all enjoy these as much as I did.
911 CALL An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: … (23 comments)
senior comedy: The bathroom light!
- 10/28/08 12:28 PM
I love living in my little 55+ community of Sun City Center. We have lots of fun here, and although most may think we've been put out to pasture, that is far from the truth. We are very active, and more than anything else, we love life. I get a lot of emails from my "friends" and "neighbors" here in town, and we love discussing senior living. One of my buyers sent me this, and said it reminded her of her husband. I refuse to call her and ask her what she meant. Read on, and you will understand.
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senior comedy: Not all seniors are senile
- 10/24/08 01:29 PM
seniors aren't senile A friend sent me this joke and I wondered if she wasn't trying to place me into the Senior Category. Living in Sun City Center, a Senior Community, and just because I insist on getting the senior discount at the local restaurants whenever possible, doesn't mean I am a senior. I balked at the audacity and planned on giving her a call. That is until I read the joke and reached the end. Of course I had to add a few of my own little ditties to spice up the joke. Hope you all enjoy it.
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US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~...
I always talk about how cool it is living in a retirement community. Older folks are pretty cool and they have a great sense of humor. Best of all, they share their comedy with friends. I keep in touch with all my buyers and they just love my sense of humor, and find a need to send me all kinds of jokes and comics. I love sharing them with you all. Enjoy! THE OLDER CROWD A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. 'Is it true,' she wanted to know, 'that the medicationyou prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?' 'Yes, I'm … (11 comments)
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