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humor: Psss. Ready to sell your house in Highlands Ranch? - 02/05/10 11:00 PM
Are you ready to sell your home in Highlands Ranch? Call me! I have a couple of excellent helpers that will do a super job and I'm not talking about Nemo here.
If you'd like me to come over and check out your toys house I may be available. That is if I'm not napping, eating or playing. I'm pretty busy!
Call me. Actually I don't have a clue what my number is, I just usually make the calls! You better call my helpers directly. Their phone number is on the right (or is it left?). It's there (pointing).
Give me … (8 comments)
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humor: Expired! No Way! - humor - 12/08/09 01:14 AM
Expired!!! That can't be!What? Why? How did this happen? There can be 1001 reasons excuses why your house didn't sell and yes, the listing Expired. Well, not really, but for fun here are 10 reasons as to why your house might have Expired.1. The buyers didn't see that value in our house
2. The buyers for our house bought the neighbors house3. There just weren't any buyers out there4. Nobody liked the location :(5. My agent never called me, nor did they take me to lunch!6. My agent didn't - wait who was my agent?7. Well, we never really wanted to move anyway...8. … (23 comments)
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humor: Top 8 things said the day after Thanksgiving - humor - 11/27/09 04:03 PM
Following along here from yesterday's Top 8 things said on Thanksgiving Day. Now that turkey day is over and food - at least some of it has digested - here are...
Top 8 Things said the day after Thanksgiving.
1. I can't find a parking spot!
2. I can't believe I'm standing in line at 4 AM!
3. I can't believe I stood in line for this!
4. I can't believe I got this TV for $199! (reduced from $219.99!!! What a Bargain...)
5. I'll never shop again on another Black Friday - ever!
6. Move over sister! It's mine!
7. … (11 comments)
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humor: Top 8 things said on a Thanksgiving Day - Humor - 11/26/09 10:13 PM
Now that Thanksgiving day is turning into night and folks are crawling under the covers happy, well fed and thankful here are the top 8 things said on a Thanksgiving Day.
1. I'm stuffed.
2. I can't eat another thing.
3. I ate too much.
4. One more piece of pie is not going to hurt...
5. I can't move.
6. I could use a nap.
7. Who's playing?
8. Thank you. :)
Happy Thanksgiving everyone and Good Night :)
Rita
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humor: Must have updates for a quick home sale! - 11/15/09 11:56 PM
Must Have updates for a quick home sale - humor!
If you are thinking about selling your home you may have heard that having updated home can bring you a lot more cash and get your home sold in no time.
Here are some updates to consider if your house was built a long, long, long, long time ago.DESIGNER PAINT COLOR
with a matching fireplace
Upgraded carpet in neutral colors
Almost forgot the matching state-of-the art jetted tub.
Any guesses as to the fabulous era of these updates?
Copyright 2009.© Kenna Real Estate. Rita Burke. All Rights Reserved. … (19 comments)
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humor: Can you pass this Finnish traffic sign test? Humor. - 11/15/09 11:28 PM
If you ever would need - not sure why - to get a Finnish drivers license, or happen to drive in Finland here is a quick crash course test to see if you can pass and decipher some of the Finnish traffic signs.
Just to confuse things a little I have added some commentary - you can decide to believe them or not!
1. Lets just relax first with a cup of strong Finnish coffee :)
2. T - T - T- T- T ti,ti, ti, ti,...
3. If you do this - you might end up
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humor: Extremely Extreme Denver Real Estate Market Stats - 09/30/08 06:48 PM
Going to Extremes! Extreme Denver Real Estate Market Stats Inspired by a post by Jeff Dowler Extremes in the San Diego Real Estate Market I thought it would be fun to bring you a Denver version ~ The Extremes in Denver Real Estate market From One Extreme to Another
Longest active listing on the market ~ 2139 Days Longest Days on the Market for a sold home ~ 2114 Days Longest Days on the Market for a sold Short Sale ~ 1652 Days(this probably started as a "regular" sale, then turned to a short sale) Least Expensive Home Sold ~ $12,000 bank … (3 comments)
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