funny: The Talking Frog - (Today's Humor) - 07/23/08 07:11 AM
Here is something that I thought you would enjoy:
Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a real estate agent who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of … (12 comments)
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funny: Perks of Being Over 50 - 06/20/08 12:23 PM
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
(If you are not over 50, this is what you have to look forward to.)
1. Kidnappers are not interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run - anywhere.
4. … (26 comments)
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funny: Five Tips for Women - Today's Funny - 06/19/08 02:02 PM
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. … (2 comments)
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funny: Things to Think About - 06/11/08 02:01 PM
Here are some things to think about that are true:
1. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
2. When I was young we used to go … (28 comments)
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funny: Some More Tidbits to Enjoy - 05/29/08 09:46 AM
Found some more little tidbits you'll enjoy.
Idiot #4
The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50 A.M., flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register … (24 comments)
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funny: You Know You're a Horse Person When . . . . - 05/13/08 08:02 AM
You know you're a horse person when . . . .
- You save the hoof shavings for the dog.
- You drive by ANY field ANYWHERE and look very hard for horses.
- You cannot imagine why anyone would think it kinky to own whips.
- You … (16 comments)
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funny: Women Over 40 (Today's Funny) - 04/28/08 03:57 PM
Thought all of the women, especially the ones over 40, would enjoy reading these.
An over 40 woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If an over 40 woman doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around … (10 comments)
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funny: Holy Humor (Friday Funny) - 04/04/08 02:55 PM
HOLY HUMOR
Good thoughts for the day!
1. There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lots, so they put up a sign: CHURCH CAR PARK - FOR MEMBERS ONLY Trespassers will be baptized! 2. "No God - No Peace. Know God - Know Peace." … (23 comments)
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funny: Retorts to a Non-Pet Owner - 03/31/08 01:47 PM
Ever have a non-animal owner give you these odd looks, while at your house, when a little hair shows up on their clothes, or when a nudge from your dog leaves a stain?
Well, here are some come backs to say to your non-pet owners who visit and … (19 comments)
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funny: How Smart Are You?? - 03/21/08 01:22 PM
How Smart Are You?
Answer the following questions and see how well you do. The answers to the questions are at the end. Now no cheating now.
Questions:1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?2. A child is born in … (14 comments)
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funny: A Prayer for Women - 03/21/08 01:09 PM
Here's a cute little prayer I found that I wanted to share. I'm sure all of the women will understand it and it kind of says it all.
… (10 comments)
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funny: Horseback Riding 101 . . . . . (Today's funny) - 03/05/08 12:43 PM
A pretty blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs … (16 comments)
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funny: You HAVE to Laugh At This One . . . . - 03/04/08 12:04 PM
Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking . . . "Surely, I cannot look that old?" The following did not happen to me, but I think you will enjoy this short story . . .
While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room … (13 comments)
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funny: Interesting T-Shirt Sayings - 02/28/08 01:31 PM
Every summer, a Washington post columnist writes a column on interesting T-shirts seen at an Ocean City, MD beach. Here are some of them:
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in.
On the front - 60 is not old.On the back - For a tree.
I'm still hot. It just comes in … (22 comments)
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funny: Great Quotes by Great Ladies! - 02/27/08 08:22 AM
Here are some great quotes by great ladies, some of whom you will recognize:
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened!Cara Harvey Armstrong
The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70.Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think … (15 comments)
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funny: The Phaomnneil Pweor of the Hmuan Mnid - 02/26/08 02:04 PM
I think you'll get a kick out of this one:
The Phaomnneil Pweor of the Hmuan Mnid
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and last ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The … (10 comments)
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funny: Clarifying Some Advertising Terms for the Consumer - 12/09/07 01:57 PM
With so much advertising going around these days, the consumer is totally baffled about the definitions of common advertising terms.
I would like to clarify this situation by offering the following translation of common advertising terms:
Classic elegance - The same model as last year.
Revolutionary - Slightly different from last year.
Mild - Tasteless.
Bracing - … (20 comments)
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