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funny: Christmas Carols For the Disturbed - Funny Friday - 12/02/11 08:31 AM
~ CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED ~
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck … (12 comments)
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funny: Top 10 Strategies for Dealing With a Dead Horse - 11/23/11 10:44 AM
Top 10 Strategies For Dealing With A Dead Horse
1. Buy a stronger whip.
2. Change riders.
3. Appoint a committee to study the horse.
4. Appoint a team to revive the horse.
5. Send out a memo declaring the horse isn't really dead.
6. Hire an … (8 comments)
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funny: A Solution To the Sluggish Economy - 09/26/11 09:18 AM
BEST THING I HAVE HEARD YET......From a senior citizen around 80 yrs. of age. "We aren't useless yet."
The Fix :There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think … (8 comments)
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funny: Funny Friday - What Would You Do? - 09/16/11 08:39 AM
You are on a horse galloping away at high speed. On your right is a sharp dropoff and . . . . . on your left is an elephant travelling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake … (6 comments)
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funny: Funny Friday - Be Careful What You Say - 08/26/11 08:12 AM
A wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her, then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K".
She asks, "What does that mean"?
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot".
She smiled and said, "Oh, … (8 comments)
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funny: Middle Age Testing Codes - Funny Friday - 05/27/11 08:01 AM
MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES:
ATD - at the doctor
BFF - best friend fell
BTW - bring the wheelchair
BYOT - bring your own teeth
FWIW - forgot where I was
GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low
GHA - got heartburn again
IMHO - is my hearing aid on?
… (12 comments)
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funny: Disney's How To Ride A Horse - 02/12/11 10:50 AM
I came across this video from Disney on "How To Ride A Horse" made back in 1950.
All that the narrator says is so true, but, those of you that know Disney, the animation is done in a humorous way.
All of you will get a kick out … (7 comments)
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funny: Funny Friday - You Know You Are Living In 2011 When . . . . - 02/11/11 01:13 PM
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2011 when. . . .
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.2.. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person … (6 comments)
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funny: Funny Friday - A Dog's Half Bath - 02/04/11 09:36 AM
Ever wonder what the bathrooms in a dog house are like?
Take a look at this and see what a half bath look like.
Couldn't resist sharing this with everyone.
HAPPY FRIDAY AND HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
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funny: Funny Friday - As Far as a Raise Goes . . . . - 12/17/10 11:06 AM
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!!
Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your … (12 comments)
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funny: Understanding Southern - Hilarious!! - 11/18/10 08:15 AM
Bill Cosby has always been my favorite comedian. Came across this video and I laughed until I cried. It is hilarious. I'm sure you will agree after watching it.
Brigita McKelvie, REALTOR
Pennsylvania License #RS297130
Residential, Rural and Horse Properties and Farms
… (18 comments)
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funny: We Bought the Wrong Horse!! - Humor - 10/29/10 04:15 PM
Here is a great video that is just hilarious! It is actually a commercial for an insurance company.
Check it out and have a good laugh.
Brigita McKelvie, REALTOR
Pennsylvania License #RS297130
Residential, Rural and Horse Properties and Farms
Cindy … (13 comments)
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funny: Bathroom Mirror Prank - 10/25/10 04:59 PM
Start off your week with a great laugh!
This prank is absolutely hilarious! I wonder if Candid Camera ever thought of it.
Brigita McKelvie, REALTOR
Pennsylvania License #RS297130
Residential, Rural and Horse Properties and Farms
Cindy Stys Equestrian & Country Properties, Ltd.
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funny: The Nobel Prize - Funny Friday - 08/06/10 07:55 AM
The Nobel Prize
Bob is walking down a country road when he spots Farmer Harris standing in the mdiddle of a huge field of corn doing absolutely nothing.
Bob, curious to find out what's happening, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Excuse me, … (10 comments)
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funny: How and Why Dogs (and Cats) Were Created - Funny Friday - 07/23/10 09:28 AM
Perhaps you would enjoy reading what the scholars of the dead Sea Scrolls might have discovered to be an addition to the Book of Genesis. It has been in the family for many years and goes like this:
Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked … (7 comments)
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funny: Funny Friday - This Was Bound to Happen Eventually! - 07/09/10 08:59 AM
Here is an actual news story that happened recently at a wedding reception in Massachusetts. This was bound to happen eventually.
New-Versus-Old Electric-Slide Confusion Blamed In Wedding-Reception Pileup
July 3, 2010
MALDEN, MA - Twelve wedding guests were critically injured Saturday night in a dance-floor pileup blamed on … (16 comments)
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funny: Funny Friday - Clergyman's Horse - 07/02/10 09:18 AM
Here is is, another Friday. Where did the week go? Time is flying by so quickly.
Anyway, the end of the workweek brings Funny Friday. I have a short one for you this week, but you'll get a kick out of it.
The Clergyman's Horse
The steed … (6 comments)
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funny: Funny Friday - Wacky Horse Laws - Part II - 06/25/10 02:35 PM
Last week I posted some wacky horse laws from around the country. I promised you more for this week.
Take a look at these:
Wacky Horse Laws - Part II
In Bismark, North Dakota, "every home within city limits must have a hitching post in the front yard." … (15 comments)
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funny: Funny Friday - Wacky Horse Laws - 06/18/10 08:09 AM
Good morning! It's Friday and time for Funny Friday on Active Rain. Today, on Funny Friday, I am posting wacky, but true, horse laws. These really do exist.
Hartsville, Illinois - "A person can be arrested for riding an ugly horse."
Riverton, Wyoming - "No female shall ride … (22 comments)
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funny: Funny Friday - The Bronc & the Cowboy - 06/11/10 09:31 AM
Thought I would throw in a horse & cowboy joke.
The Bronc & the Cowboy
A cowboy climbed aboard a bronc, which began to buck. The bronc threw one particular buck that caused the cowboy to lose his stirrups while, at the same time, the bronc caught a hind … (8 comments)
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Brigita McKelvie, Horse Property REALTOR Eastern PA Horse Properties & Farms
Lehigh Valley,
PA
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Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd.
Address: Brigita McKelvie c/o Cindy Stys Equestrian & Country Properties, 720 Smith Hill Rd., Stroudsburg, PA, 18360
Office Phone: (610) 849-1790
Cell Phone: (610) 393-9424
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Rural & Horse Properties & Farms in Lehigh Valley, Poconos and Eastern Pennsylvania.
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