funny: Common Advertising Terms Translated - Funny Friday - 12/18/09 02:22 PM
I'm sure many of you are baffled about common advertising terms you see and hear.
In order to help you clarify these terms, I am offering the following translation of common advertising terms.
Classic Elegance - The same model as last year.
Revolutionary - Slightly different from last year.
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funny: What Would You do?? - Funny Friday - 11/13/09 11:48 AM
Here's a riddle for all of you to end the week. Think about this and see if you can come up with an answer. I will post the answer after you have had the opportunity to think about this riddle.
Ready? Here it is:
You are riding on a … (6 comments)
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funny: Leave It To the Newspapers - Funny Friday - 07/24/09 06:52 AM
Here are some interesting actual headlines in newspapers around the country. These should put a smile on your face.
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and DaughterThis one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial … (22 comments)
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funny: Stress Management Technique - Funny Friday - 07/10/09 06:38 AM
STRESS MANAGEMENT TECHNIQUE
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile. . . .
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly … (16 comments)
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funny: A Letter From the Cat to the Dog . . . . - 05/29/09 03:36 PM
To My Dear Friend the Dog:
I am so sorry about you being sent to the dog pound for the broken lamp which you did not break; the fish you did not spill; and the carpet that you did not wet; or the wall that you did not … (12 comments)
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funny: How Bad Is It??? - 04/10/09 07:59 AM
How Bad Is It??
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.Jewish women are marrying for love.Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfeizer and … (22 comments)
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funny: How To Bathe A Cat - 04/03/09 02:21 PM
How to Bathe a Cat
Dear Cat Owner,
Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards … (18 comments)
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funny: How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?? - 03/31/09 08:16 AM
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? (see each breeds' answers below)
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funny: What An Idiot!! - 03/27/09 12:48 PM
A true story out of San Francisco:
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag"
While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began … (26 comments)
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funny: Curtain Rods - Today's Funny - 03/20/09 08:00 AM
You will get a kick out of this one. Read on for a great belly laugh!
Curtain Rods
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, … (26 comments)
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funny: What an Idiot! - Today's Funny - 03/13/09 03:51 PM
Here's a joke that I want to share to end the week with:
A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer.
After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle … (14 comments)
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funny: 710 - Today's Funny - 02/24/09 02:31 PM
It's been a while since I posted a joke so I thought I'd liven up the day for everyone. Here's a blonde joke (coming from a blonde).
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a … (18 comments)
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funny: The Man Rules . . . . - 01/20/09 03:37 PM
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Guys - you'll get a kick out of these. Women_- you'll have a huge laugh.
Finally , the guys' side of the story.( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the Rules " From the female side.
Now here are the … (18 comments)
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funny: An Explanation of Life (Today's Funny) - 12/15/08 01:07 PM
On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow, "Today I have created you! As a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will work all day under the sun! I will give you a life span of 50 years."
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funny: Can You Believe These Headlines?? - 11/12/08 10:20 AM
The following are actual headlines from actual news stories in different newspapers around the country. The words in bold are the actual headlines and the italics are my comments. Enjoy!
Alton attorney accidentally sues himselfWhat goes around, comes around!
County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of fundsYep, that's our … (24 comments)
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funny: Nobody Seems to Understand (Today's Funny) - 11/11/08 10:57 AM
I thought this was a cute funny to share with everyone.
An attorney asked: "May I help you?"
The cowboy said: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."
The attorney replied: "Well, do you have any grounds?"
Cowboy: "Yea, I got about 140 acres."
Attorney: "No, you … (14 comments)
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funny: Crazy Horse Laws - 11/03/08 04:01 PM
Here are some crazy horse laws. No one has any idea how these got there and no living soul has a recollection of anyone arrested under them. Happy reading.
In Pattonsburg, Missouri, according to the Revised Ordinances dated 1884: "No person shall yell, shout, bawl, scream, use profane language, dance, sing, whoop, … (35 comments)
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funny: A Political Funny Everyone Will Enjoy!! - 10/24/08 07:38 AM
Someone just sent me this political funny and I thought I would share it with everyone. By this time, I think we all can take a break from the political campaigns and use a good laugh. Enjoy!
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit … (16 comments)
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funny: How Horses Translate Human Words - Today's Horse Laugh - 09/13/08 09:21 AM
HOW HORSES TRANSLATE HUMAN WORDS
The following human words are a translation by a horse:
LATCH: A type of puzzle.
LONGEING: Procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay.
BUCKING: Counterirritant.
CROSSTIES: Gymnastic apparatus.
GRAIN: Sole virtue of domestication.
FENCE: Barrier that protects good grazing.
HITCHING RAIL: Means by … (20 comments)
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funny: Excerpts From Actual Letters Sent to Landlords - 09/09/08 02:34 PM
Here are excerpts from actual letters that were written by tenants to their landlords. I think you will get a kick out of these.
The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has … (16 comments)
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