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funny friday: Dogs Welcome - Funny Friday - 05/25/12 05:08 AM
I came across this one and thought it was well worth sharing with everyone.
"Dogs Welcome"
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.
He wrote: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote: SIR: "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had … (7 comments)
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funny friday: Funny Friday - The Original SUV - 03/30/12 09:52 AM
Here is my favorite type of SUV. It has all the options I could ever want on it. It even goes through water and streams. Not only that, it fertilizes your garden & lawn. Plus, it mows your lawn. With the fuel prices steadily rising, I would take this SUV any day.
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funny friday: Funny Friday - Help!! The Lion Is After Me! - 02/10/12 02:14 PM
Wow!! This performance is hilarious! It was performed in Germany. When I first clicked on the video, I really thought it was a lion. The miniature horse is the right color for a lion and include the costume on the mini, it makes it look so real. It's amazing what you can teach horses to do.
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funny friday: Funny Friday - Mature Lady - 02/03/12 08:10 AM
A mature (over 55) lady gets pulled over for speeding...Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.Older Woman: Oh, I see.Officer: Can I see your license please?Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.Officer: Don't have one?Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for
drunk driving.Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.. Older Woman: I can't do that.Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car.Officer: Stole it?Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags … (6 comments)
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funny friday: Funny Friday - A Humorous But Courageous True Message - 11/11/11 09:23 AM
When you first look at this photo, you may chuckle at it. (That's a good thing.)
There is also a message to this humor, which is that we MUST overcome our fears.
As we overcome our fears, we get stronger and stronger each time we work at overcoming them. It will get to the point where it will no longer scare us and we will jump right in with great courage.
We can also apply this to our true American heroes this Veterans Day. They serve this country giving their lives for our freedoms. I'm … (8 comments)
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funny friday: An Amish Man's Accident Report - Funny Friday - 10/28/11 10:14 AM
An Amish man named Samuel was injured when he and his horse were struck by a car at an intersection. Samuel sued the driver of the car.In court, he was cross-examined by the driver's lawyer:Lawyer: Samuel, you've told us all about your injuries. However, according to the accident report, you told the investigating officer at the scene that you weren't injured at all, isn't that true?"Samuel: Well ... let me explain.Lawyer: Go right ahead (thinking he now had the plaintiff on the ropes). Please tell the jury.Samuel: When the officer arrived at the scene, he first looked upon my fallen … (6 comments)
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funny friday: A REAL Dressage Test: Basic Level - Funny Friday - 10/28/11 10:07 AM
For those of you that ride dressage, you will enjoy this test. This is a little more realistic than the others.
For the benefit of those that do not know what dressage is, dressage has tests at different levels that are to be ridden with different patterns and gaits. When put to music, it looks like you are dancing with your horse.
Read on and you'll see what I mean.
A Real Dressage Test: Basic Level
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funny friday: Funny Friday - Human Words With Horse Definitions - 10/21/11 10:09 AM
Human Words With Horse Definitions
Here are some human words with a horse's definition of each.
LATCH: A type of puzzle.
LONGEING: A procedure for keeping a perspective rider at bay.
BUCKING: Counterirritant.
CROSSTIES: Gymnastic apparatus.
GRAIN: Sole virtue of domestication.
FENCE: Barrier that protects good grazing.
HITCHING RAIL: Means by which to test one's strength.
HORSE TRAILER: Mobile cave-bear den.
HAPPY FRIDAY!!
Have a great weekend!
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funny friday: 10 Exercises to Become a Better Equestrian - Funny Friday - 09/30/11 11:29 AM
Equestrians need to keep in shape just like any other athlete. (Yes, horseback riders do more than just sit atop a horse.)
Here are 10 exercises that will help to become a better equestrian:
10. Drop a heavy steel object on your foot. Don't pick it up right away. Shout, "Get off, Stupid, GET OFF!"
9. Leap out of a moving vehicle and practice "relaxing into the fall." Roll lithely into a ball and spring to your feet.
8. Learn to grab your checkbook out of your purse and write out a $200 check without even looking down.
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funny friday: Funny Friday - An Unusual Backseat Passenger - 09/23/11 02:22 PM
Came across this video and thought I would share it with everyone to end everyone's week on a positive note.
The passenger in the back seat is not your usual everyday passenger. Watch this clip and see who it is. You'll get a kick out of it!
Have a great weekend, everyone!!
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funny friday: Funny Friday - Be Careful What You Say - 08/26/11 08:12 AM
A wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her, then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K".
She asks, "What does that mean"?
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot".
She smiled and said, "Oh, that's sweet, but what about 'I, J, K' "?
He said, "I'm Just Kidding."
His eye is still swollen, but it will get better ...
Have a great weekend everyone!
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funny friday: My Wife Has A Quarter Horse - Funny Friday - 07/29/11 12:19 PM
My Wife Has A Quarter Horse . . .
My wife has a Quarter Horse, with shortened mane and extra long tail.She thinks he is the finest thing that ever jogged a rail.She calls him Dandy Darling, and if the truth I tell,That fancy pampered Quarter Horse has made my life pure hell!
My wife she used to cook for me and serve it with champagne.But now she'd rather feed that horse and fix him special grain!She rides him every morning, and grooms him half the night.And the last time that she kissed ME, was just to … (6 comments)
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funny friday: How Much Do You Trust Your Horse? - Funny Friday - Horse Humor - 07/15/11 09:27 AM
How Much Do You Trust Your Horse?
Hmmmmmm. That's a good question. Many horse owners will say they trust their horse completely. (Of course there are a few that will state that they do not trust their horse 100%.)
Do you trust your horse enough that you can do anything around the horse and be sure that your horse will not hurt you?
Take a look at the following photo and let me know in the comments if you trust YOUR horse enough to do something like this or would you be crazy enough to try something like this.
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funny friday: Funny Friday - All I Need to Know in Life I Learned From My Horse - 07/08/11 02:01 PM
All I Need to Know in Life I Learned From My Horse
1. When in doubt, run far, far away. 2. You can never have too many treats. 3. Passing gas in public is nothing to be ashamed of. 4. New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks. 5. Ignore cues. They're just a prompt to do more work. 6. Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss. 7. Never run when you can jog. Never jog when you can walk. And never walk when you can stand still. 8. Heaven is eating for at least 10 hours a day... and then sleeping the rest. 9. … (4 comments)
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funny friday: Funny Friday - Funny Horses - 07/01/11 02:47 PM
It's Funny Friday and I have some funny horses for you today. With some you will chuckle, some you will laugh and some you will think are just adorable and cute.
Whether you are a horseperson or not, you will get a kick out of these.
Go ahead and check it out. I'm sure you will agree.
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funny friday: Funny Friday - Here's a Horse Laugh For You - 06/17/11 02:55 PM
Looking for a good horse laugh to end your week?
Well, take a look at this video. It is hilarious!! You don't have to be a horse person to enjoy this.
You will be amazed at what this horse can do. These two make a great team together. So, get comfortable, sit back and enjoy.
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funny friday: The Eight Stages of Aging on Horseback - 05/20/11 08:12 PM
The Eight Stages of Aging On Horseback
Stage I: Fall off pony. Bounce. Laugh. Climb back on. Repeat.
Stage 2: Fall off horse. Run after horse, cussing. Climb back on by shimmying up horse's neck. Ride until sundown.
Stage 3: Fall off horse. Use sleeve of shirt to stanch bleeding. Have friend help you get back on horse. Take two Advil and apply ice packs when you get home. Ride next day.
State 4: Fall off horse. Refuse advice to call ambulance; drive self to urgent care clinic. Entertain nursing staff with tales of previous daredevil stunts … (8 comments)
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funny friday: Letter To the Boss . . . . Friday Funny - 04/01/11 05:07 PM
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!!
Dear Bo$$,
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon. Your$ $incerely, Norman $oh
Scroll down.... If you are curious on what was the response!!!!! The next day, the employee received this letter of reply: Dear NOrman, I kNOw … (16 comments)
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funny friday: The Perfect Diet - 03/25/11 09:30 AM
This is meant for those of you that are struggling with your diets to lose those few extra pounds.
I think you will like this diet. Enjoy!
Breakfast 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 1 cup skim milk Lunch 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken 1 cup spinach 1 cup herbal tea 1 Hershey's kiss Afternoon Tea The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips Dinner 4 glasses of wine (red or white) 2 loaves garlic bread 1 family size supreme pizza 3 Snickers Bars Late Night … (18 comments)
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funny friday: Funny Friday - The Economy Is So Bad That . . . . . - 03/11/11 09:58 AM
A friend of mine e-mailed this to me and I thought I would share it with everyone.
THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT........
.... I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
.... wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries.
.... CEO's and Doctors are now playing miniature golf.
.... Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
.... I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
.... I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.
.... Angelina … (16 comments)
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