funny fridays: Catholic Golf - Funny Friday - 10/30/09 06:41 AM
 
 
Catholic or not you have to laugh at this one. 
… (18 comments)

funny fridays: Glossary of Horse Terms - Funny Friday - 10/23/09 06:36 AM
                                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                                          
Here are some horse terms I wanted to share with everyone, horsey and non-horsey people.  I think all will enjoy these.
 
Glossary of Horse Terms
Hock:  Financial condition of all horse owners
Stall:  What your rig does at rush hour in an unfamiliar coty on the way … (24 comments)

funny fridays: Stress Management Technique - Funny Friday - 07/10/09 06:38 AM
 
STRESS MANAGEMENT TECHNIQUE
 
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals.  The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile. . . .
       1. Picture yourself lying on your belly … (16 comments)

funny fridays: A Blonde Joke With A Twist - Funny Friday - 06/12/09 08:12 AM
 
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.  She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde … (12 comments)

funny fridays: A Letter From the Cat to the Dog . . . . - 05/29/09 03:36 PM
 
To My Dear Friend the Dog:
 
I am so sorry about you being sent to the dog pound for the broken lamp which you did not break; the fish you did not spill; and the carpet that you did not wet; or the wall that you did not … (12 comments)

funny fridays: Crazy Math - Friday Funny - 05/01/09 07:19 AM
 
Crazy Math
 
Theodore, Jr. was at home doing his Math homework.  He said to himself,  "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.  Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
In that moment, his mother comes in and hears what he is saying.  "Theodore, … (33 comments)

funny fridays: Cars vs. Computers - Funny Fridays - 04/16/09 02:30 PM
 
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on:
 At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:  'If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we … (26 comments)

funny fridays: How To Bathe A Cat - 04/03/09 02:21 PM
 
How to Bathe a Cat
Dear Cat Owner,
Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards … (18 comments)

funny fridays: What An Idiot!! - 03/27/09 12:48 PM
 
A true story out of San Francisco:
 
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag"
 
While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began … (26 comments)

 
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