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horse humor: How Horses Translate Human Words - Today's Horse Laugh - 09/13/08 09:21 AM
 
HOW HORSES TRANSLATE HUMAN WORDS

The following human words are a translation by a horse:
 
LATCH:    A type of puzzle.
LONGEING:    Procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay.
BUCKING:    Counterirritant.
CROSSTIES:    Gymnastic apparatus.
GRAIN:    Sole virtue of domestication.
FENCE:    Barrier that protects good grazing.
HITCHING RAIL:    Means by … (20 comments)

horse humor: You Know You're a Horse Person When . . . . - 05/13/08 08:02 AM

You know you're a horse person when . . . .
 
 - You save the hoof shavings for the dog.
- You drive by ANY field ANYWHERE and look very hard for horses.
- You cannot imagine why anyone would think it kinky to own whips.
- You … (16 comments)

horse humor: Horseback Riding 101 . . . . . (Today's funny) - 03/05/08 12:43 PM
 A pretty blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.  She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.  In terror, she grabs … (16 comments)

horse humor: Funny, But True!! - 02/02/08 08:26 AM
Here's a funny, but true story.  The story was published in the Saginaw News in Akron, Ohio.  You'll get a kick out of this.
A resident from Akron, Ohio, wanted to sell her old horse.  She was unable to afford to keep it, so she wanted another horse lover to buy her.  The … (12 comments)

horse humor: Exercise Program for the Equestrian - 01/30/08 01:57 PM
 
Here's an exercise program for the equestrian that is guaranteed to give you a good workout, build your strength and muscles, and maybe even get you to lose weight in the process. It goes something like this:                                                                                                  
The first one is called "Catch Me If You Can".  In this exercise, you carry the halter … (8 comments)

 
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