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humor: Funny Friday - Mature Lady - 02/03/12 08:10 AM
 
A mature (over 55) lady gets pulled over for speeding...Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.Older Woman: Oh, I see.Officer: Can I see your license please?Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.Officer: Don't have one?Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago … (6 comments)

humor: Top 10 Strategies for Dealing With a Dead Horse - 11/23/11 10:44 AM
 

 
Top 10 Strategies For Dealing With A Dead Horse
 
 1.  Buy a stronger whip.
 2.  Change riders.
 3.  Appoint a committee to study the horse.
 4.  Appoint a team to revive the horse. 
 5.  Send out a memo declaring the horse isn't really dead.
 6.  Hire an … (8 comments)

humor: Funny Friday - A Humorous But Courageous True Message - 11/11/11 09:23 AM
 

 
When you first look at this photo, you may chuckle at it.  (That's a good thing.) 
 
There is also a message to this humor, which is that we MUST overcome our fears.
 
As we overcome our fears, we get stronger and stronger each time we work … (8 comments)

humor: A Solution To the Sluggish Economy - 09/26/11 09:18 AM
 
 
BEST THING I HAVE HEARD YET......From a senior citizen around 80 yrs. of age. "We aren't useless yet."   The Fix :There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think … (8 comments)

humor: Funny Friday - An Unusual Backseat Passenger - 09/23/11 02:22 PM
 
Came across this video and thought I would share it with everyone to end everyone's week on a positive note.
 
The passenger in the back seat is not your usual everyday passenger.  Watch this clip and see who it is.  You'll get a kick out of it!
 
 
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humor: Funny Friday - Be Careful What You Say - 08/26/11 08:12 AM
 
A wife asked her husband to describe her.  He looked at her, then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K".
She asks, "What does that mean"?
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot".
She smiled and said, "Oh, … (8 comments)

humor: Letter To the Boss . . . . Friday Funny - 04/01/11 05:07 PM
 
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!!
 
Dear Bo$$,
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to … (16 comments)

humor: The Perfect Diet - 03/25/11 09:30 AM
 
This is meant for those of you that are struggling with your diets to lose those few extra pounds.
 
I think you will like this diet.  Enjoy!
 
 Breakfast 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 1 cup skim milk Lunch 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken 1 cup … (18 comments)

humor: Funny Friday - The Economy Is So Bad That . . . . . - 03/11/11 09:58 AM
 
A friend of mine e-mailed this to me and I thought I would share it with everyone.
 
THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT........

.... I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

 
.... wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer … (16 comments)

humor: Funny Friday - You Know You Are Living In 2011 When . . . . - 02/11/11 01:13 PM
 
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2011 when. . . .
 
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.2.. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person … (6 comments)

humor: Funny Friday - A Dog's Half Bath - 02/04/11 09:36 AM
 
Ever wonder what the bathrooms in a dog house are like? 
 
Take a look at this and see what a half bath look like. 
 
Couldn't resist sharing this with everyone. 
  

 
HAPPY FRIDAY AND HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
 
 
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humor: Funny Friday - As Far as a Raise Goes . . . . - 12/17/10 11:06 AM
 
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!!
 
Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately.  I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your … (12 comments)

humor: This Christmas Video Will Take You Back in Time - Funny Friday - 12/10/10 04:44 PM
Here is a video that will take you back in time for those of you that remember. Have a good laugh. Brigita McKelvie, REALTOR Pennsylvania License #RS297130 Residential, Rural and Horse Properties and Farms Cindy Stys Equestrian & Country Properties, Ltd. The Premier Equine and Country Real Estate firm serving … (10 comments)

humor: Understanding Southern - Hilarious!! - 11/18/10 08:15 AM
 
Bill Cosby has always been my favorite comedian.  Came across this video and I laughed until I cried.  It is hilarious.  I'm sure you will agree after watching it.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Brigita McKelvie, REALTOR
Pennsylvania License #RS297130
Residential, Rural and Horse Properties and Farms

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humor: Bathroom Mirror Prank - 10/25/10 04:59 PM
 
Start off your week with a great laugh!   
 
This prank is absolutely hilarious!  I wonder if Candid Camera ever thought of it.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Brigita McKelvie, REALTOR
Pennsylvania License #RS297130
Residential, Rural and Horse Properties and Farms

Cindy Stys Equestrian & Country Properties, Ltd.

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humor: Funny Friday - Short Neurological Test - 10/08/10 12:44 PM
 
Short Neurological Test
 
 

 
Brigita McKelvie, REALTOR
Pennsylvania License #RS297130
Residential, Rural and Horse Properties and Farms



Cindy Stys Equestrian & Country Properties, Ltd.

The Premier Equine and Country Real Estate firm covering Eastern Pennsylvania from back yard to world-class facilities.


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humor: Funny Friday - Clydesdales Donkey - 09/17/10 08:27 AM
 
Here it is, Friday!  Time to end the work week on a positive note and with a smile.
 
Came across this video and thought I would share it with everyone.  It is cute and will put a smile on your faces.
 
 
 
 
Brigita McKelvie, REALTOR
Pennsylvania … (17 comments)

humor: Great Diet Menu Everyone Will Enjoy - Funny Friday - 09/10/10 09:04 AM
 
Some of you are going on diets now to slim down for the holidays.  Well, here is a great diet that everyone will love.
 
Breakfast 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 1 cup skim milk
Lunch 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken 1 cup spinach 1 cup … (6 comments)

humor: Riding Rules for Older Horsewomen - Funny Friday - 08/27/10 07:47 AM
 
Here are some RIDING RULES for Older Horsewomen:


* We DO NOT need to show up with our hair combed, make up on and wearing a clean shirt.
 
* Moaning, groaning and complaining about aching muscles is perfectly acceptable, as is taking Motrin (or something stronger) prior … (18 comments)

humor: The Nobel Prize - Funny Friday - 08/06/10 07:55 AM
 
The Nobel Prize
 
Bob is walking down a country road when he spots Farmer Harris standing in the mdiddle of a huge field of corn doing absolutely nothing.
 
Bob, curious to find out what's happening, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Excuse me, … (10 comments)

 
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