humor: Common Advertising Terms Translated - Funny Friday - 12/18/09 02:22 PM
I'm sure many of you are baffled about common advertising terms you see and hear.
In order to help you clarify these terms, I am offering the following translation of common advertising terms.
Classic Elegance - The same model as last year.
Revolutionary - Slightly different from last year.
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humor: Check Out This Horse Glossary for Some Horsey Humor - Funny Friday - 11/20/09 07:02 AM
Here are some more horsey terms that all will enjoy. Read on:
Horse Glossary
A Bit: What is left over after a horseperson visits a favorite tack shop.
Fence: A decorative structure built for horses to chew on.
Horse Feed: A costly substance used … (18 comments)
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humor: What Would You do?? - Funny Friday - 11/13/09 11:48 AM
Here's a riddle for all of you to end the week. Think about this and see if you can come up with an answer. I will post the answer after you have had the opportunity to think about this riddle.
Ready? Here it is:
You are riding on a … (6 comments)
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humor: Catholic Golf - Funny Friday - 10/30/09 06:41 AM
Catholic or not you have to laugh at this one.
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humor: Top 10 Exercises to Become A Better Equestrian - Funny Friday - 09/11/09 08:16 AM
Here are the top 10 exercises to become a better equestrian. Some of these only a horse person will understand without explanation.
Read on and have yourself a good laugh.
10. Drop a heavy steel object on your foot. Don't pick it up right away. Shout, "Get off, GET … (13 comments)
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humor: Leave It To the Newspapers - Funny Friday - 07/24/09 06:52 AM
Here are some interesting actual headlines in newspapers around the country. These should put a smile on your face.
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and DaughterThis one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial … (22 comments)
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humor: Stress Management Technique - Funny Friday - 07/10/09 06:38 AM
STRESS MANAGEMENT TECHNIQUE
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile. . . .
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly … (16 comments)
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humor: Funny Friday - Current Lending Practices - 06/26/09 07:30 AM
It seems to me that lenders are doing everything they can to make it as difficult as possible to meet closing conditions once buyers are pre-qualified.
Close to HomeJune 19, 2009
We seem to be at the mercy of the lenders these days, or so it seems. They … (20 comments)
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humor: A Blonde Joke With A Twist - Funny Friday - 06/12/09 08:12 AM
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde … (12 comments)
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humor: A Letter From the Cat to the Dog . . . . - 05/29/09 03:36 PM
To My Dear Friend the Dog:
I am so sorry about you being sent to the dog pound for the broken lamp which you did not break; the fish you did not spill; and the carpet that you did not wet; or the wall that you did not … (12 comments)
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humor: The Original S.U.V. - 05/08/09 05:59 AM
This is what you call REAL horsepower. Not only is it a S.U.V., but it also mows the lawn and fertilizes it. Eliminates the need for a lawn mower and your grass is always greener and mowed.
If you ask me, I personally would love to have … (26 comments)
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humor: Crazy Math - Friday Funny - 05/01/09 07:19 AM
Crazy Math
Theodore, Jr. was at home doing his Math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
In that moment, his mother comes in and hears what he is saying. "Theodore, … (33 comments)
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humor: 15 Pieces of Advice - 04/24/09 08:11 AM
Here is a funny for all to enjoy, especially for women. Men - Don't take this one seriously! It is not meant to offend anyone. After all, I have to live through the blonde jokes!
15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED - TO ALL WOMEN & MEN. WITH … (29 comments)
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humor: How Bad Is It??? - 04/10/09 07:59 AM
How Bad Is It??
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.Jewish women are marrying for love.Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfeizer and … (22 comments)
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humor: How To Bathe A Cat - 04/03/09 02:21 PM
How to Bathe a Cat
Dear Cat Owner,
Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards … (18 comments)
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humor: How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?? - 03/31/09 08:16 AM
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? (see each breeds' answers below)
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humor: What An Idiot!! - 03/27/09 12:48 PM
A true story out of San Francisco:
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag"
While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began … (26 comments)
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humor: Curtain Rods - Today's Funny - 03/20/09 08:00 AM
You will get a kick out of this one. Read on for a great belly laugh!
Curtain Rods
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, … (26 comments)
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humor: What an Idiot! - Today's Funny - 03/13/09 03:51 PM
Here's a joke that I want to share to end the week with:
A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer.
After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle … (14 comments)
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humor: 710 - Today's Funny - 02/24/09 02:31 PM
It's been a while since I posted a joke so I thought I'd liven up the day for everyone. Here's a blonde joke (coming from a blonde).
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a … (18 comments)
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