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joke: Funny Friday - Mature Lady - 02/03/12 08:10 AM
A mature (over 55) lady gets pulled over for speeding...Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.Older Woman: Oh, I see.Officer: Can I see your license please?Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.Officer: Don't have one?Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago … (6 comments)
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joke: Funny Friday - As Far as a Raise Goes . . . . - 12/17/10 11:06 AM
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!!
Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your … (12 comments)
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joke: The Nobel Prize - Funny Friday - 08/06/10 07:55 AM
The Nobel Prize
Bob is walking down a country road when he spots Farmer Harris standing in the mdiddle of a huge field of corn doing absolutely nothing.
Bob, curious to find out what's happening, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Excuse me, … (10 comments)
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joke: How and Why Dogs (and Cats) Were Created - Funny Friday - 07/23/10 09:28 AM
Perhaps you would enjoy reading what the scholars of the dead Sea Scrolls might have discovered to be an addition to the Book of Genesis. It has been in the family for many years and goes like this:
Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked … (7 comments)
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joke: Funny Friday - Clergyman's Horse - 07/02/10 09:18 AM
Here is is, another Friday. Where did the week go? Time is flying by so quickly.
Anyway, the end of the workweek brings Funny Friday. I have a short one for you this week, but you'll get a kick out of it.
The Clergyman's Horse
The steed … (6 comments)
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joke: Funny Friday - The Bronc & the Cowboy - 06/11/10 09:31 AM
Thought I would throw in a horse & cowboy joke.
The Bronc & the Cowboy
A cowboy climbed aboard a bronc, which began to buck. The bronc threw one particular buck that caused the cowboy to lose his stirrups while, at the same time, the bronc caught a hind … (8 comments)
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joke: Funny Friday - Horse Show Judge - 06/11/10 09:14 AM
It's Funny Friday once again. This time I am gearing the humor towards the horse community. Since I was a horse show judge for a short while, I can appreciate this one.
I'm sure all will enjoy this one, though.
Here goes:
An exhibitor went up to a horse show … (2 comments)
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joke: Funny Friday - George and Sheila - 06/04/10 08:26 AM
Wow!! It's Friday once again. This week was short and went by quickly. Well, not really. The weeks aren't any shorter than any other. Some just feel that way.
Anyway, being Friday, it is time for Funny Friday. Let's see what's up with George and Sheila today.
George … (8 comments)
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joke: Funny Friday - Jonah and the Whale - 05/28/10 09:36 AM
Here it is, again. Another week has come and gone and it is Friday once again. And you know what Fridays are in ActiveRain?! That's right! Funny Friday! Let's get this weekend off to a great start.
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her … (12 comments)
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joke: Funny Friday - Fathers-To-Be - 05/21/10 08:15 AM
Fathers-To-Be
There were 3 fathers in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.
Then first nurse came out and told the first father, "Congratulations, you're the father of twins!"
"Great!" he replied. "I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins."
The second … (16 comments)
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joke: Funny Friday - Where Is God?? - 05/14/10 08:36 AM
It's Friday!! You know what that means?? Friday funnies to get your weekend started on the right hoof (or foot).
Where Is God??
A couple had 2 little boys who were excessively mischievious. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred … (10 comments)
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joke: Funny Friday - The Glass Eye - 05/07/10 08:56 AM
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddnely she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket … (10 comments)
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joke: Funny Friday - NASCAR Announcement - 04/23/10 07:20 AM
Here's one for all you NASCAR fans.
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from … (16 comments)
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joke: Funny Friday - The Late Employee - 04/16/10 06:46 AM
The Late Employee
Tom was in his early 50's, retired and started a second career. However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But, he was a good worker, real sharp, so the Boss was in a quandry about … (12 comments)
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joke: Funny Friday - Gone Deaf - 04/09/10 10:54 AM
Here's one for the husband's. Hope you enjoy this one.
Gone Deaf
Paddy was driving along the road one fine day when the local policeman, Seamus, pulled him over. "What's wrong, Seamus?" Paddy asked.
"Well, didn't ya know that your wife fell out of the car about 5 … (12 comments)
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joke: Funny Friday - You've Been Drinkin'?? - 04/02/10 12:37 PM
Two redneck, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of beer.
Bubba said, "Lookey there, Earl! It's a police roadblock! We're gonna get busted!"
"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the labels, … (16 comments)
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joke: Funny Friday - Planting Potatoes - 03/26/10 07:07 AM
Planting Potatoes
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden. The old man wrote to his son about it and received a reply: "For HEAVEN'S SAKE! Don't dig up that … (20 comments)
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joke: Funny Friday - Mom's In Group Therapy - 03/19/10 07:32 AM
Mom's in Group Therapy
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second … (16 comments)
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joke: Funny Friday - Funeral Remarks - 03/12/10 07:06 AM
Here it is, Friday once again! Time for a laugh to start out your weekend.
Funeral Remarks
Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are … (12 comments)
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joke: Knock On the Door - Funny Friday - 03/05/10 01:44 PM
A pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote, "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it … (14 comments)
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