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lessons in management training: Lessons in Management- Lesson VI - 12/23/08 07:14 AM
 
Here is the last installment of the Management Training lessons.  This last lesson has a few messages to be learned. 
 
Lesson #6


A little bird was flying south for the winter.  It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.The dung was actually thawing him out!He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing … (12 comments)

lessons in management training: Lessons in Management - Lesson V - 12/22/08 07:32 AM
 
It's Monday morning and it's time for another lesson in Management Training.  Hope all of you had a restful weekend and your minds are clear to start another lesson. 
 
If you missed any of the previous lessons, you can catch up by going to Lesson I, Lesson II, Lesson III, and Lesson IV.
 
Here is your next lesson:
 
Lesson #5
 
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree" sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some … (6 comments)

lessons in management training: Lessons in Management - Lesson IV - 12/20/08 09:24 AM
 
Nice to see many of you enjoying your lessons.  That is the best way to learn.  I hope I am not going too fast for you. 
 
If you haven't been following the lessons, you should check out Lesson I, Lesson II and Lesson III  Now here is Lesson IV.  Since it is the weekend, it is a short lesson.
 
Lesson #4
 
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."So, the rabbit sat … (18 comments)

lessons in management training: Lessons in Management - Lesson II - 12/18/08 07:39 AM
 
Here is the second installment of 6 of the Management Training.  Read Lesson I before reading this one.  This is an important one, so don't miss a word. 
 
Lesson #2
 
A priest offered a Nun a lift.  She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.  The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"The priest removed his hand.  But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.  The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm … (4 comments)

lessons in management training: Lessons in Management - Lesson I - 12/17/08 01:34 PM
 
I will be running a 6 Lesson Management Training session.  Hope you enjoy it and learn something from these.
 
Lesson #1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.  The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.  When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.  Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.  After a few seconds, Bob … (10 comments)

 
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