funny story: Many of us are spelling challanged. - 09/09/11 10:27 PM
I believe that many of us here in hte Rain are spelling challenged. I am also big fingered challenged. I can hit 3-4 keys with one finger. So, I am doubly handi capped. So is my good friend...
"911 Operator...What is your emergency?"
"It's Lena" said Ole, "She has died." "Could … (9 comments)
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funny story: A great dog is still a real find. Humor - 08/21/11 08:51 PM
It is time for a bit of humor. It has again been a long week and weekend, but things are looking up...tomorrow is Monday!
A man tells the clerk..."Well, it is for my mother -in-law." as tells his Doberman DOWN! and tightens the leash.
"I have to watch him close, he … (6 comments)
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funny story: Need a laugh...check it out! - 06/08/11 07:06 PM
If I can't laugh, then you better put me in the ground.
2 Minnesotan's were fishing in their Ice shanty...
"Fred", Joe said quietly not to scare the fish..."I am thinking of getting a divorce. Sharon hasn't talked to me in over 2 months now."
Fred thinking thoughtfully replied..."Joe, you better … (17 comments)
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funny story: Tis the time for a YARD SALE! - 05/01/11 07:38 PM
It seams that every block you go down on now has a Yard or a Garage Sale. It is another sign of spring. Well, the other day...
I was walking down the street and I came to this very nice home in a upscale neighborhood. I looked around and there was … (6 comments)
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funny story: A Catholic Heart Attack. (Humor) - 04/23/11 04:58 PM
I grew up Catholic so I find many of these stories very humorous.
A man had a very serious Heart Attack and had by-pass surgery. When he woke from the surgery, he found himself in a Catholic hospital and in the care of nuns.
As he became more coherent, one of … (9 comments)
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funny story: I should not have been Drinking - 04/22/11 09:36 PM
Many of us have done it...but this is my last time.
I was heading home after a guys night out and I was half drunk at the time. I was driving a bit fast as it was late and soon I could see flashing lights behind me.
The cop came up … (11 comments)
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funny story: It was a Dark Cold Rainy night.... - 04/20/11 04:54 PM
This Story happened in a little town in Minnesota...
It was a very dark and rainy night. The wind was blowing and it was frigid out. An out of state traveler was hitchhiking, but for several hours not one car went by as he waited in the pounding thunderstorm.
As time … (13 comments)
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funny story: It's Saturday night and it's been a great day. - 02/12/11 07:19 PM
A great and profitable day was today. So let's end it with a bit of humor...
A lady walks into to psychiatrists office and lies down on the sofa.
"What seams to be the problem" the Doc asks.
" Well, I think I' m a nymphomaniac, " she replied.
"Well, I … (12 comments)
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funny story: The Doctor's in! - 02/11/11 04:16 PM
After just having been to the Dr. for a check up this hit me funny...Like a lot of things do.
A Dr. in Duluth Minnesota decided to take a day off. But he didn't want to close the clinic...So, he said to his apprentice...
"Ole, I am going to be gone … (7 comments)
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funny story: Is it my turn to pick on the Blonde's? - 02/04/11 08:53 PM
Now you have to remember, if you follow any of my humor blogs, I am also very Blonde. I some how feel Blessed. ( Or was that Cursed?). Anyway, this one tickled me. It must be the extra libation I had!
The tragedy unfolded early in the morning. 2 Blonde ladies were … (13 comments)
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funny story: The iPod Series has come so far! - 01/29/11 10:01 AM
I am not a big Techy, although I think I am crawling into the 2000's now. I at least know what the iPod is and does. A friend of mine has helped me understand the iPod Series...
It all began with the iPhone...
This past March, for my son we got … (9 comments)
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funny story: It has been a hard day for some of my AR Friends...So a smile for you! - 01/10/11 07:51 PM
I know some of my friends are down with the weather being so bad, especially in the south. So, here is a bit of Nortern simple humor to brighten your night.
Da End Iss Near!
Ole is the Pastor at the Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Sven is teh Pastor at the … (13 comments)
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funny story: Snow Emergency...Please move your car to the... - 12/05/10 03:44 PM
For those of you who do not understand the term Snow Emergency, it is used by cities when snow removal is needed in order to keep the narrow streets passable. The news stations will give the warning as to which streets and where to park.
After a snowfall, Fred was listening … (9 comments)
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funny story: It isn't hard to get a good nights sleep....(Humor) - 10/24/10 09:13 PM
Deer camp is place that a bunch of smelly men gather to laugh, lie and tell jokes. Once in a while a bit of hunting gets in the way also. Now, have you ever listened to a room full of guys sleeping. Yea...The snoring will be dangerous to the naked ear. … (16 comments)
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funny story: It's my second favorite Season..Hunting! Time for a bit of humor! - 10/06/10 09:05 PM
Hunting seasons are starting up all over the country and it doesn't matter if you agree with it or not...some funny stories do come out of it. Like this one.
Fred was a dedicated hunter. Seldom did he join in with others. He did his own thing and didn't have to worry … (16 comments)
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funny story: Today's play on words - 08/17/10 09:44 AM
This one brought a smile to my face. With the recent news about some test tube babies not knowing both sides of there true families. Enjoy!
An Egyptian lady had to give up her twins for adoption. She gave them names, Amal and Juan, and handed them over to the adoptive parents.
20 … (16 comments)
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funny story: My Strangest catch yet! - 08/15/10 12:46 PM
It was a beautiful morning Sat. as I floated onto the lake at 5am. NO ONE else around. There was barely a hint of a breeze. I was surprised as the weather man said 'Heavy fog in the morning'.
Well, he was wrong, 'Again'.
Then all of a sudden … (11 comments)
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funny story: There is a difference! - 08/11/10 11:46 PM
I worked in corrections for many years so I do understand the difference. Please let me know if I am wrong!
A man in a new sports car was stopped by the police for running a stop sign.
"But office, I slowed down. There was no one coming! What's the difference … (10 comments)
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funny story: It's friday and time to shut down for the day, but one last laugh first! - 08/06/10 04:58 PM
The owner of a Drud Store arrived at his store and seen a man leaning heavily against the wall.
"What's up with him? asked the owner.
"OH, he came in with a cough and wanted something to stop it."
"And" asked the owner.
"And, I gave him some laxatives and told … (11 comments)
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funny story: Sounds like a great offer...Weekend Humor! - 07/31/10 11:39 AM
A client shard this with me this morning. Said his brother was an atty. Also said that it was very true of him!
The devil walked into an atty's. office one day.
"I can set you up for life', said the devil. "I can increase your earning 5 fold, make … (14 comments)
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