humor: The Internet is a wonderful tool! - 11/29/08 08:16 PM
Daddy, How was I born ...asked a little boy?
Well, the father thougth, He's going to find out someday anyway!
"You see, your mother and I met on an internet chat room. I then set up a date via E-Mail with your Mom to meet at a cyber cafe. We sneaked … (11 comments)
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humor: Fairy Tales are just that! - 11/25/08 05:27 PM
I love a good Fairy tale as much as the next person. In fact the best part is that you can make them up as you go for the little kids don't now it, just don't try to repeat it for they will correct you if you get it wrong.
Here … (12 comments)
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humor: A good dog is hard to beat! - 10/24/08 09:35 AM
A friend of mine asked me to go on a day hunting trip. Part of the day was going to be spent in pursuit of squirrels. This can be very challenging to just see the critters in the big oaks. Well, Max brought along his dog and said the dog will … (15 comments)
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humor: Rememberence is a good thing! - 09/05/08 06:07 PM
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. A funeral procession crosses the bridge and one of the fellows stands up in the boat, takes off his hat and bows his head. After the procession passes, he puts his hat back on and sits down, grabs his fishing rod … (8 comments)
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humor: Never Satisfyed!!! (Humor) - 08/28/08 12:08 PM
Tommy is a young boy and just potty trained. Although, when he goes to the bathroom, he hits everything but the toilet. So, Mom has to clean up after him and after 2 weeks she has had enough and takes Tommy to the Dr.
After the examination, the Dr. says..."his unit … (9 comments)
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humor: A change in attitude. - 08/18/08 12:10 PM
David received a Parrot for his birthday. The Parrot had a bad attitude and a worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren't expletives, were to say the least , rude. David tried hard to change the birds attitude and was constantly saying polite words and playing soft … (5 comments)
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humor: Guess who's coming for dinner! - 08/14/08 02:14 PM
The owner of a home in the Bittinger,MD area come home to a surprise. A fawn deer was laying on the sofa next to the families beagle. It had to have followed the dog in through the doggie door.
This was big hit with the Media as it put this story … (10 comments)
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humor: Going Green, Humor! - 07/17/08 08:07 PM
A novice lady golfer walks into the pro shop ( OH OK She's Blonde). She looks around for a long time before the pro asks her what she is looking for.
I am looking for "Green" golf balls. Well the pro had never seen them, but he called a manufacture and … (9 comments)
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humor: One more laugh before the weekend! - 07/03/08 10:13 AM
Frank was celebrating his 100th birthday and everyone commented on how athletic and well preserved he appeared. " I will tell you the secret of my success," he cracked.
" My wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night we made a solemn pledge that whenever we … (17 comments)
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humor: Do you try to please everyone all the time? - 07/02/08 11:43 AM
Here is a story to make you think.
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy was riding while the old man walked. as they made their way they heard comments from the people they passed as to what a shame it was that a healthy young boy … (17 comments)
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humor: Fishing humor for the Weekend. - 06/27/08 09:37 PM
The average fisherman's life consists of 20 years of having his mother ask him where he is going; 40 years of having his wife ask him the very same question; only to find at the end of his life, the mornors wondering the same thing too.
As a fisherman...Remember, you can … (4 comments)
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humor: Baked popcorn and Chicken (humor) - 06/27/08 01:36 PM
STUFFED CHICKEN
1 Chicken aps 4-5 pounds
1 Cup Melted Butter
1 Cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farms is best)
1 Cup of uncooked popcorn ( Orville Redenbacher Low Fat)
Preheat ove to 350 degrees. Cover chicken with melted butter and salt and pepper to taste.
Fill Chicken cavity with the stuffing … (5 comments)
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humor: WARNING...The Deer ticks are out! - 06/05/08 08:46 AM
I try not to rile up the masses, but this is important.
I hope I'm not to late!!!
You may want to send this warning to everyone!
If someone comes to your door doing a survey on Deer Ticks, and asked to take off your clothes and dance around to shake … (15 comments)
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humor: Remember the expensive restaurants... - 05/30/08 07:56 PM
I was taken to a fancy restaurant one time and there were no prices on the menu...I had never seen that before. I asked my "host" where the prices were...and he said in this place if you have to ask for the price...you can't afford to eat here. Now there is … (10 comments)
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humor: Airlines merge...and new start up (humor) - 04/19/08 07:12 PM
As many of you know, Northwest airlines and Delta Airlines are in the process of merging. The debate is of what will it mean for the consumer. Some say more mergers other say room for new startups. I have heard of 2 such possible startups...on of which will be a "cut … (8 comments)
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