minnesota humor: It is all about Love. (Humor) - 12/30/12 06:57 AM
WE all have someone we Love and Love makes the world turn.  My friend Ole believes that Love is Blind!
There was a knock at the door and when Ole opened it there stood 2 Police Officers.
"Are You Ole and are you Married?" asked the first cop.
"Ya, I'm Ole and Ya, Lena is my wife.  Is there a problem?"
"Sir, do you have a picture of your wife?"
"Ya, Sure.  Here you are."
The officers looked at the photo and then one of the said..."Sir, it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck."
To which Ole … (11 comments)

minnesota humor: My buddy Ole...he is at it again! - 05/25/12 10:31 AM
Ole was never the most graceful person I have ever known so when Lena told me Ole was in the hopsital,. I had to go see him.  Laying there with both hands all wrapped up I asked him...
Ole, what in the world happened?
Vel, I was filleting those fish I had just caught and the knife slipped and one thing led to another and I cut off all ten of my fingers.
Well, they did sew them all back on, didn't they?
Vel, no. I didn't bring them with.
Why not? With the new microsurgery now days they could have … (7 comments)

minnesota humor: A funny to end the night! - 04/22/12 06:56 PM
Had to share this one.  The image should be enough to invoke many questions in a person's mind. 
There was a ladies swim competition with a French lady, and English Lady and a Swedish Lady in the Breast Stroke Division.
BANG! And off they were swimming across the English Channel.  The French lady finished first.
Soon behind her was the English Lady.
Hours later came the Swedish Lady.
After being revitalized with blankets and coffee she spoke..."I Don't vant to complain, but I tink dose other 2 girls used der arms!"
Just remember hair and eye color!
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minnesota humor: It has been a fruitful day...time to R and R. - 02/11/12 07:52 PM
3 clients, 11 homes shown, one 2nd show set for tomorrow...it has been a great day.
I even had time to do a bit on the 'honey do' list.
But now it is time to settle in for the night.
I know that a bag of something that will harden my arteries is step one and then something to wash it down.
My buddy here has the right idea...
  I like his approach.

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minnesota humor: Ole turned 21!!! - 10/15/11 08:30 PM
Common sense is a great quality to have.  Unfortunately, my buddy Ole just doesn't have it...
For all of his life, Ole had heard of the great tradition.  On their 21st birthdays, his father, his grand father and his great grandfather before him all walked on water.  On their 21st birthdays' they all walked across the lake to the pub on the other side. 
On Ole's 21st birthday, he and his buddy Lars took a boat out onto the lake and then Ole got out to walk on the water to the bub just like his many forefathers before him.
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minnesota humor: Technology...Older than you think!!! - 09/28/11 02:12 PM
Just when did technology actually start.  Who determined that this was the age of technology.  Well, it may have been much earlier than you thought...
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet, New York scientists discovered copper wire dating back 100 years.  They then came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network 100 years ago.
Not to be out done by the New york Scientists, Archaeologists in California dug down 20 feet and in the following weeks reported they had found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years.  The conclusion was that their ancestors … (8 comments)

minnesota humor: Bingo, Minnesota style. - 08/31/11 07:41 PM
Yes, we have our own style of Bingo.  It is a lot of  fun and a game can last hours sometimes.  The best part...you don't have to be right there to win.

Tha's right, no need to be right there marking your card.
Cow Plop Bingo is a staple at many county fairs and other get togethers including the Minnesota State Fair.  Here the judge is waiting for the cow to do HER thing.
You see, the fenced area is divided in equal squares and where ever the working back end of the cow deposits her treasure, that square … (9 comments)

minnesota humor: It is time for vacation! - 08/28/11 06:14 PM
Ole is an old staple when it comes to common jokes.  But to tell the truth, we would all be better off with a few more Ole's around in our lives.
"Lars", Ole said.  I think it is time for a vacation.
"I have a few ideas for you", chimed Lars.
Ole replied..."Oh NO!  I am doing something different this year.  2 years ago you told me I should go to Yellowstone and Lena got Pregnant.  Last year you told me I should go to Hawaii and Lena got pregnant.  3 years ago you told me to go to New … (9 comments)

 
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