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Wow can you picture a better ending to a career than how Peyton Manning can leave the game after tonight?  I am happy for Peyton Manning.  He has always been a class act.  He will go down as one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play the game.The Denver defense was all that is was advertised. ...
02/07/2016
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Back and forth . . . . Back and forth . . . . In and out . . . . In and out . . . . A little to the right . . . . A little to the left . She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .Between her breasts . . And, trickling down the small of her back . She was getting near to the end. He was in e...
02/07/2016
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A guy tells his buddy, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I’m stumped.” His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she ...
02/06/2016
OPEN HOUSE SAT 2/6 1-2PM Overview Maps Photos Open House $149,900 Single Family Home Main Features 3 Bedrooms1 Bathroom1 UnitInterior: 1,490 sqftLot: 40,000 sqftYear Built: 1820MLS #: 71799654 Location 37 GEORGE ST.OXFORD, MA 01540USA Conrad Allen (508) 400-0438[email protected]// http://www.Con...
02/05/2016
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I got this email.  I have never heard of a roof dryer.  Have you?TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN,                LETTER OF INQUIRY FOR PURCHASE.MY NAME IS Mr. Scooter Woodrow , I WANT TO MAKE AN INQUIRY TO KNOW IF YOU SELL *** ROOF DRYER ***              IF YOU HAVE IT FOR SALE THEN GET BACK TO ME NOW WIT...
02/04/2016
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February 19, 2016 is the deadline for registering.  Is it a big deal if you don't?  It is a HUGE deal if you don't.  These draconian penalties are as follows:  civil penalties up to $27,500; criminal penalties that include fines of $250,000 and up to THREE years in prison.  Can you believe this? ...
02/03/2016
Apparently Phil did not see his shadow.  I saw his photo on TV this morning.  I don't think he could see anything.  It didn't look like his eyes were open.  I don't think Phil is a morning type person.  According to legend we will now have an early spring.  I am good with that.  Spring and fall a...
02/02/2016
According to Wayne Martin we had a 300% increase in attendance yesterday over last year's meet-up. Wayne Martin, Norm Padula and myself.  We met at Ed's Tavern in Lakewood Ranch.  Norm was iffy because of a problem with a closing but he made it.  Wayne lives in Lakewood Ranch.  I have a home 15 m...
02/02/2016
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On  the first day, God created the dog and said, sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.For this I will give you a life span of twenty years.The  dog said, "That's a long time to be barking.How about only ten  years and I'll give you back the other  te...
01/31/2016
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SENIORS SHADES OF GRAY After nearly 40 years of marriage, Charlie and his wifewere lying in bed . . Suddenly the wife felt Charlie begin to massage herin ways he hadn't done in quite some time . .It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck,and then began moving down past the small of he...
01/30/2016
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