funny: Caruso Funny ~ Father I Have Sinned.... - 04/12/12 04:20 PM
Lisa goes into the confessional booth at her church and says "Blessme father for I have sinned, I have taken unfair advantage of thegenerosity of a very kind and handsome man."
The priest says "is that you Lisa?"
"Yes Father Leahy, it is me."
"Who was the man you took advantage of?"
"I can't tell you, Father Leahy, because I do not want to embarrasshim."
Father Leahy asks "Was it Sean O'Malley?"
"No father."
"Was it Ken Shaughnessy?"
"No Father Leahy."
"Was it Johnny Gavin?"
"No Father Leahy, I just can't tell you."
Father Leahy says "I approve of your … (4 comments)
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funny: Friday Funny ~ Pet's can be smarter than you think... - 03/30/12 04:22 PM
A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey,lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was furious and continued onher way. On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" She was incredibly ticked now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again. The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. … (4 comments)
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funny: Caruso Funny ~ Job Ad Meanings - 03/22/12 02:43 PM
Ever wanted to know what is behind those standard phrases in job ads?
It is all being revealed now, just read on...
The real meaning of words in Job Ads
COMPETITIVE SALARY:
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:
We have no time to train you and you'll have to introduce yourself
to your co-workers.
SEEKING ENTHUSIASTIC, FUN, HARD WORKING, PEOPLE:
....who still live with their parents and won't mind our
entry-level salaries.
CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE:
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, we … (6 comments)
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funny: Friday Funny ~ Take off my Clothes.... - 03/09/12 04:59 PM
When a successful farmer died, he left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, & determined to keep the farm,but knew very little about farming, so she decided to place an adin the newspaper for a farm hand. Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to havehim around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who … (5 comments)
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funny: Caruso Funny ~ The Talented Salesman - 02/22/12 03:46 PM
Young Brad from the country applied for a salesman's job at a city Department store. It was one of those massive stores that sells just about everything.
The boss asked him, "Have you ever worked in sales before?" "Yes, I was a salesman in my home town," said Brad. The boss liked him instantly and said, "I'll give you a trial day here at the store, start tomorrow, and I'll come and see you after closing time to see how you went."
When the boss met up with young Brad the next day at closing time, he … (2 comments)
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funny: What They Think I do.... - 02/17/12 01:45 PM
There seems to be a new trend circulating the social media outlets, you can find one for everything! Here is ours!
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funny: Caruso Funny ~ How Scottish Policemen enforce the Road Rules - 02/04/12 04:36 PM
A London Lawyer in his flash new BMW is pulled over by a Scottish policeman.
He says, "Sir, I pulled you over because you didn't stop at the STOP sign. That'll be a 100 pound fine"
The lawyer looks at him "100 pound?!!!", then pretty agitated: "Look, I slowed down all right? What difference does it make, I slowed down surely that's enough."
The policeman raises a brow and looks at him: "Sir, it's a STOP sign, so that means you have to stop not just slow down."
The lawyer rolls … (6 comments)
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funny: Caruso Funny ~ Texting Codes for Seniors... - 01/28/12 03:04 PM
I am sure as most of you know texting is the big thing with the kids these day. And they all have their texting codes like;
BFF (best friends forever) LOL (laughing out loud) BRB (be right back) FYI (for your information) WTF (what the F***) GTG (got to go) LMAO (laughing my a** off) So why not some codes for seniors (60 and over):
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
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funny: Awkward Holiday Photos ~ Funny! - 12/12/11 06:40 PM
From the book of Awkward Family Photos. Enjoy!
Stephanie was not happy with the recession inspired Christmas tree…
Little Johnny just couldn’t wait to see Santa!
These Shining Stars have so much spirit, even the Medal Ornament Tree is super fun & festive! Such showoffs!
Nothing says 'the holidays' like a sweater full of facial hair.
Even the cat is scared of Santa…
I don’t think it’s going to be a Happy New Year.
Bobby and his family spent hours picking out that special festive shrub…
And for the Most Awkward Family Christmas … (10 comments)
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funny: Caruso's Saturday Shot ~ Big Yawn - 12/10/11 02:52 PM
Happy Saturday Active Rain!
I hope today is filled with much happiness & success!
Time is just flying by this month so make sure you treasure every moment you can.
Have a wonderful weekend!
"The entrepreneur is essentially a visualizer and an actualizer... He can visualize something, and when he visualizes it he sees exactly how to make it happen." ~ Robert L. Schwartz
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funny: Speechless Sunday ~ The Most Interesting Man in the World - 11/06/11 10:00 PM
So true….LOL!
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funny: Thursday Funny ~ Wait Your Turn! - 11/03/11 05:05 PM
So true though isn't it?
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funny: The Lie Detector - Funny - 10/27/11 05:24 PM
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funny: Coincidence? - 05/14/11 02:45 PM
Coincidence?
What Do You Think?
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funny: Happy CAT de Mayo! - 05/05/10 01:05 PM
HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO EVERYONE!
Now go out and have a margarita..or two!
And thank you for making me Your Orange County Real Estate Connection
www.MichaelCarusoRealEstate.com
Best regards,
Michael Caruso, Broker ABR ABRM CRB CRS GREEN GRI
2007 President, Orange County Association of Realtors (949) 753-7900
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funny: Top Ten Tuesday - 01/26/10 10:17 PM
Here are David Letterman's Top Ten from the Late Show for a little Tuesday laugh. Read more here.
Friday, January 22, 2010Top Ten Things To Be Happy About
10.Still no Larry King sex tapes 9.America has a rich surplus of Kardashians 8.The Taco Bell drive-thru diet 7.More aggressive friskings at our nation's airports 6.Jets coach Rex Ryan is sort of like the funny fat guy on "Cheers" 5.Go to YouTube, type "kitties" and thank me later 4.Only three more entries on this list 3.Renee Zellweger is proving that you can be fun and flirty at 40 2.Snooki and "The Situation" got … (8 comments)
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funny: Top 10 Wackiest Holidays - 11/17/09 09:09 PM
Source: Toptenz.net. Read Here.
The traditional holidays Christmas and Thanksgiving are fast approaching, but did you know there is a special holiday or observance for just about any day or month of the year? Here are some TOP 10 WACKIEST HOLIDAY OBSERVANCES
10. International Talk like a Pirate Day Talk like a Pirate Day is observed on September 19th every year and it’s always a fun holiday to celebrate. This holiday encourages you to talk like a pirate all day. Refer to your friends or others as maties. Or throw in random pirate language in your everyday speaking like ahoy … (2 comments)
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funny: Government Health Warning!! - 10/28/09 11:23 AM
JUST RELEASED, A NEW GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING!
WARNING: DO NOT SWALLOW CHEWING GUM!
And Thank You for making me Your Orange County Real Estate Connection!
Best Regards,
Michael Caruso, Broker ABR ABRM CRB CRS GRI GREEN
2007 President, Orange County Association of Realtors
www.michaelcarusorealestate.com
949-753-7900
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funny: Did you get a bad flu shot? - 10/27/09 03:00 PM
Thinking about getting the flu shot? Read this, courtesy of David Letterman, to learn the top 10 ways you know know you got a bad flu shot:
10. Tastes and looks like A-1 Steak Sauce
9. Right before injecting you, doctor asks "regular or unleaded?"
8. Now that you think about it, its a little weird that the Dr office was on the D train.
7. You're shaking like a washing machine
6. Instead of the CDC, its recommended by GMC
5. Every time you sneeze your nose falls off
4. Doctor claims its made from freshly squeezed hogs
3. Nurse … (2 comments)
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funny: Sorry, I hit your car! - 09/23/09 01:56 PM
Have you ever come back to your car to find a scratch or dent and no information left from the culprit? I bet you were pretty mad. I think if I got this letter after a hit and run in parking lot I would be even more furious...
Enjoy the laugh and I hope this never happens to you! Photo courtesy of: FunnyPhotos.net
And thank you for making me Your Orange County Real Estate Connection.
www.MichaelCarusoRealEstate.com
Best regards.
Michael Caruso, Broker ABR ABRM CRB CRS GREEN GRI
2007 President, Orange County Association of Realtors
(949) 753-7900
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