A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said: "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny said, "OK, then just unload the donkey." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?" Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off." … (5 comments)
Take a lot of deep breaths and try these tips for diffusing holiday drama:
Identify in advance who and what will push your buttons We all have “hot spots” that family members and old friends tend to push. The key is to identify these buttons before the holidays because, chances are, they will get pushed… perhaps even pounded on. Establish your “sane connection” This is the holiday version of the buddy system. Enlist a friend from home or a family member that will be available to you when things get stressful … (10 comments)
humor: Funny Photo ~ Candy Heist
- 10/31/14 09:15 AM
Photo Courtesy : imgur.com Wow, what a little daredevil! Happy Halloween! May all your treats be sweet.
humor: Social Media Made Simple with Donuts
- 01/28/13 06:44 AM
SOCIAL MEDIA MADE SIMPLE Twitter: I’m eating a donut Facebook: I like donuts Foursquare: This is where I eat donuts Instagram: Here is a photo of my donut YouTube: Here I am eating a donut LinkedIn: My skills include donut eating Pinterest: Here is my donut recipe Spotify: Now listing to “donuts” Pandora: Now listening to “Glazed Donuts” G+: I’m a Google employee who eats donuts
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This is a must read. Great story to share. Grandma Being Green...
Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.
The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days."
The young clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment or future generations."
She was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day.
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