jokes: Funny Monday Humor ~ They Walk Among Us! - 02/04/13 03:30 PM
A few funnies to get rid of The Monday Blues…Enjoy!
 
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jokes: Caruso Funny ~ Dark in Here - 05/24/12 04:46 PM

 
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her Lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?"
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jokes: Friday Funny ~ Pet's can be smarter than you think... - 03/30/12 04:22 PM
 

A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey,lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was furious and continued onher way. On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" She was incredibly ticked now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again. The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. … (4 comments)

jokes: Caruso Funny ~ Job Ad Meanings - 03/22/12 02:43 PM

 
Ever wanted to know what is behind those standard phrases in job ads?
It is all being revealed now, just read on...
 
The real meaning of words in Job Ads
 
COMPETITIVE SALARY:
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
 
JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:
We have no time to train you and you'll have to introduce yourself
to your co-workers.
 
SEEKING ENTHUSIASTIC, FUN, HARD WORKING, PEOPLE:
....who still live with their parents and won't mind our
entry-level salaries.
 
CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE:
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, we … (6 comments)

jokes: Friday Funny ~ The Mafia - 03/16/12 03:32 PM

 
This guy, Artie, gets tired of working so hard and not getting anywhere, and seeing all these guys in the Mafia in their fine three piece suits and fancy cars, decides that he has to join the Mafia.
He goes up to one of the guys and says, " I want to join the Mafia."
The guy answers, " You ever kill any one for money?"
Artie answers, "No."
The guy says, " Well, you either got to be born into the mafia, or you gotta kill somebody for money."
So Artie says, " How much will you pay … (6 comments)

jokes: Friday Funny ~ Take off my Clothes.... - 03/09/12 04:59 PM

 
When a successful farmer died, he left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, & determined to keep the farm,but knew very little about farming, so she decided to place an adin the newspaper for a farm hand. Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to havehim around the house than the drunk.
 
He proved to be a hard worker who … (5 comments)

jokes: Caruso Funny ~ The Talented Salesman - 02/22/12 03:46 PM
 
 
Young Brad from the country applied for a salesman's job at a city Department store. It was one of those massive stores that sells just about everything.
 
The boss asked him, "Have you ever worked in sales before?" "Yes, I was a salesman in my home town," said Brad. The boss liked him instantly and said, "I'll give you a trial day here at the store, start tomorrow, and I'll come and see you after closing time to see how you went."
 
When the boss met up with young Brad the next day at closing time, he … (2 comments)

jokes: What They Think I do.... - 02/17/12 01:45 PM
There seems to be a new trend circulating the social media outlets, you can find one for everything! Here is ours!

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jokes: Caruso Funny ~ The Old German Shepherd - 02/17/12 01:04 PM

 
I got this story passed along to me via email and it made me LOL so I thought I would share it with you! Happy Friday!
 
An old German shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost.
 
Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep do do now!"
 
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
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jokes: Caruso Funny ~ Texting Codes for Seniors... - 01/28/12 03:04 PM
 

I am sure as most of you know texting is the big thing with the kids these day. And they all have their texting codes like;
BFF (best friends forever) LOL (laughing out loud) BRB (be right back) FYI (for your information) WTF (what the F***) GTG (got to go) LMAO (laughing my a** off) So why not some codes for seniors (60 and over):
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
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jokes: Awkward Holiday Photos ~ Funny! - 12/12/11 06:40 PM
From the book of Awkward Family Photos. Enjoy!

 
Stephanie was not happy with the recession inspired Christmas tree…

 Little Johnny just couldn’t wait to see Santa!
 
These Shining Stars have so much spirit, even the Medal Ornament Tree is super fun & festive! Such showoffs!
 
 
 
Nothing says 'the holidays' like a sweater full of facial hair.
 
Even the cat is scared of Santa…   
  
 I don’t think it’s going to be a Happy New Year.
 
Bobby and his family spent hours picking out that special festive shrub…
 
And for the Most Awkward Family Christmas … (10 comments)

jokes: Speechless Sunday ~ The Most Interesting Man in the World - 11/06/11 10:00 PM

So true….LOL!
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jokes: Thursday Funny ~ Wait Your Turn! - 11/03/11 05:05 PM
So true though isn't it?

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jokes: The Lie Detector - Funny - 10/27/11 05:24 PM

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jokes: Caruso's Halloween Week ~ The History Behind Halloween! - 10/27/11 02:54 PM

The origin of Halloween dates back 2000 years ago to the Celtic celebration of the dead. A Celtic festival was held on November 1, the first day of the Celtic New Year, honoring the Samhain, the Lord of the Dead. Celtic ritual believed that the souls of the dead returned on the evening before November 1st. The celebration included burning sacrifices and costumes. These early events began as both a celebration of the harvest and an honoring of dead ancestors.
Halloween spread throughout Europe in the seventh century. It began with "All Hallows Eve", the "Night of the Dead". … (3 comments)

jokes: Fun Friday ~ Word Search - 10/21/11 02:43 PM

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jokes: Irish Golfer... - 09/14/11 02:02 PM

A golfer playing in  Ireland  hooked hisdrive into the woods. Looking for his ball,he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back,a big bump on his head and the golfer's ballbeside him.
Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle fromthe cart and poured it over the little guy,reviving him.
'Arrgh! What happened?' the Leprechaun asked.
'I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball,' the golfer says.
'Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square.Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?'
'Thank God, you're all right!' the golferanswers in relief. 'I don't want anything,I'm just glad you're OK, … (5 comments)

jokes: Breaking Earthquake News! - 08/23/11 07:30 PM
 

Breaking News!!!!
Due to the severity of the earthquake that hit near D.C.,
the GOP representatives in the House called an emergency session
and adopted a bill to rename the fault that runs under the Capital.
It will now be known as Obama's Fault.
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jokes: Please Help....NFL Players - 06/21/11 02:26 PM

Hundreds of Professional Football players in our very own nation are going to be locked out, living at well below the seven-figure salary level. And as if that weren't bad enough they could be deprived of their life giving pay for several months, possibly longer, as a result of the upcoming lockout situation. But you can help!
For only $27,080 a month, about $902.75 a day (that's less than the cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help an NFL player remain economically viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the problem as … (12 comments)

jokes: April Fools with Caruso! - 04/01/11 03:54 PM






Happy April Fools Day! I am sure many of you have already participated in or had a prank done to you! In case you are still trying to figure out the perfect prank for someone at your office I listed a few funny and easy pranks to be done around the office! Have fun!
 
- Use string or wire to tie your victim's drawer shut. (You'll need to remove the drawer above to access the back so you can accomplish this.)
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