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jokes and anything fun: Caruso Funny ~ Father I Have Sinned.... - 04/12/12 04:20 PM

Lisa goes into the confessional booth at her church and says "Blessme father for I have sinned, I have taken unfair advantage of thegenerosity of a very kind and handsome man."
The priest says "is that you Lisa?"
"Yes Father Leahy, it is me."
"Who was the man you took advantage of?"
"I can't tell you, Father Leahy, because I do not want to embarrasshim."
Father Leahy asks "Was it Sean O'Malley?"
"No father."
"Was it Ken Shaughnessy?"
"No Father Leahy."
"Was it Johnny Gavin?"
"No Father Leahy, I just can't tell you."
Father Leahy says "I approve of your … (4 comments)

jokes and anything fun: Caruso Funny ~ How Scottish Policemen enforce the Road Rules - 02/04/12 04:36 PM

 
A London Lawyer in his flash new BMW is pulled over by a Scottish policeman.
 
He says, "Sir, I pulled you over because you didn't stop at the STOP sign. That'll be a 100 pound fine"
 
The lawyer looks at him "100 pound?!!!", then pretty agitated: "Look, I slowed down all right? What difference does it make, I slowed down surely that's enough."
 
The policeman raises a brow and looks at him: "Sir, it's a STOP sign, so that means you have to stop not just slow down." 
 
The lawyer rolls … (6 comments)

 
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