laughing: Caruso Funny ~ Dark in Here - 05/24/12 04:46 PM
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her Lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?"
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laughing: Caruso Funny ~ Father I Have Sinned.... - 04/12/12 04:20 PM
Lisa goes into the confessional booth at her church and says "Blessme father for I have sinned, I have taken unfair advantage of thegenerosity of a very kind and handsome man."
The priest says "is that you Lisa?"
"Yes Father Leahy, it is me."
"Who was the man you took advantage of?"
"I can't tell you, Father Leahy, because I do not want to embarrasshim."
Father Leahy asks "Was it Sean O'Malley?"
"No father."
"Was it Ken Shaughnessy?"
"No Father Leahy."
"Was it Johnny Gavin?"
"No Father Leahy, I just can't tell you."
Father Leahy says "I approve of your … (4 comments)
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laughing: Friday Funny ~ The Mafia - 03/16/12 03:32 PM
This guy, Artie, gets tired of working so hard and not getting anywhere, and seeing all these guys in the Mafia in their fine three piece suits and fancy cars, decides that he has to join the Mafia.
He goes up to one of the guys and says, " I want to join the Mafia."
The guy answers, " You ever kill any one for money?"
Artie answers, "No."
The guy says, " Well, you either got to be born into the mafia, or you gotta kill somebody for money."
So Artie says, " How much will you pay … (6 comments)
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laughing: Friday Funny ~ Take off my Clothes.... - 03/09/12 04:59 PM
When a successful farmer died, he left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, & determined to keep the farm,but knew very little about farming, so she decided to place an adin the newspaper for a farm hand. Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to havehim around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who … (5 comments)
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laughing: Caruso Funny ~ The Talented Salesman - 02/22/12 03:46 PM
Young Brad from the country applied for a salesman's job at a city Department store. It was one of those massive stores that sells just about everything.
The boss asked him, "Have you ever worked in sales before?" "Yes, I was a salesman in my home town," said Brad. The boss liked him instantly and said, "I'll give you a trial day here at the store, start tomorrow, and I'll come and see you after closing time to see how you went."
When the boss met up with young Brad the next day at closing time, he … (2 comments)
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laughing: Caruso Funny ~ How Scottish Policemen enforce the Road Rules - 02/04/12 04:36 PM
A London Lawyer in his flash new BMW is pulled over by a Scottish policeman.
He says, "Sir, I pulled you over because you didn't stop at the STOP sign. That'll be a 100 pound fine"
The lawyer looks at him "100 pound?!!!", then pretty agitated: "Look, I slowed down all right? What difference does it make, I slowed down surely that's enough."
The policeman raises a brow and looks at him: "Sir, it's a STOP sign, so that means you have to stop not just slow down."
The lawyer rolls … (6 comments)
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laughing: Caruso Funny ~ Texting Codes for Seniors... - 01/28/12 03:04 PM
I am sure as most of you know texting is the big thing with the kids these day. And they all have their texting codes like;
BFF (best friends forever) LOL (laughing out loud) BRB (be right back) FYI (for your information) WTF (what the F***) GTG (got to go) LMAO (laughing my a** off) So why not some codes for seniors (60 and over):
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
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laughing: Thursday Funny ~ Wait Your Turn! - 11/03/11 05:05 PM
So true though isn't it?
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laughing: Caruso's Saturday Shot! - 03/05/11 02:34 PM
STOP! Put Your Hands Up!
Happy Saturday Active Rain!
This is Dolce, my assistants Cat, sending you big smiles on the first Saturday of March!
Make today GREAT!
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