orange county: Caruso Funny ~ Dark in Here - 05/24/12 04:46 PM
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her Lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?"
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orange county: total eclipse of the moon - 05/22/12 03:55 PM
"Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your gold and good health have vanished." ~ Og Mandino
"Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter least." ~Goethe
"Are you in earnest? Then seize this very minute. What you can do, or dream you can, begin it; Boldness has genius, power and magic in it; only engage and then the mind grows heated; Begin, and then the work will be completed." ~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"Happiest are the people who give most happiness to others." ~ Dennis … (1 comments)
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orange county: Caruso's Green Tip of the Day! - 05/19/12 04:21 PM
Different plant types need differing amounts of water. Check your irrigation system to make sure your lawn is on a different sprinkler zone from your flowers and shrubs. And that's your green tip of the day!
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orange county: Caruso Never Sleeps ~ Did You Know - 05/18/12 02:00 PM
Moulton Niguel Water District does not have the benefit of access to local supplies of water, so all of the Districts water is imported from the Colorado River and the Sacramento- San Joaquin Delta.
This water travels hundreds of miles before reaching local homes and businesses. It’s a journey that requires a great deal of energy, but many customers aren’t aware of the connection between water & power.
Each year, nearly 20 percent of the state’s energy is used to transport, treat and utilize water. In fact, California water and wastewater agencies spend more than $500 … (0 comments)
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orange county: Mother's Day Poem - 05/12/12 04:12 PM
Mother is she who spends sleepless night to make you sleepMother is she who understands you from the very deep…Mother is she who will laugh and cry along with you….Mother is she who teaches how to drink, eat and how to chew…Mother is she who scolds you for your goodMother is she who will support you in any mood…Mother is she who accepts you in any situation…Mother is she who motivates you for your every little creation…Mother is she who gives you blessings at every step…Mother is she who is always worried for your fate…Mother is she who can … (3 comments)
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orange county: Caruso's *LAGUNA NIGUEL* Closed Sales Report ~ April - 05/10/12 04:53 PM
Is the market is improving or at least stabilizing!? We provide the latest market updates regularly, as well as personal consultation of market direction…
The Laguna Niguel Closed Sales Report for APRIL:
The Laguna Niguel Closed Sales Report for Homes Sold in the 0-$500,000 Range:
2012 54 listings closed escrow
2011 38 listings closed escrow
The Laguna Niguel Closed Sales Report for Homes Sold in the $500,000-$1,000,000 Range:
2012 47 listings closed escrow
2011 35 listings closed escrow
The Laguna Niguel Closed Sales Report for Homes Sold in the $1,000,000+Range:
2012 9 listings closed … (0 comments)
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orange county: Caruso's Earth Week ~ Save the Butterflies - 04/17/12 05:03 PM
Butterflies play a critical role in maintaining the health of our environment. They help pollinate fruits, flowers and vegetables; provide food for other animals; and enchant children and adults alike with their beauty and flight. But like many other creatures, more and more butterflies are becoming endangered as the wild places they inhabit are lost to development or as they fall victim to pesticides.
Here's what you can do to help bring the butterflies back:
Garden for wildlife. Grow plants butterfly caterpillars like to eat. In many cases, these will be plants that are native to your region; they'll … (2 comments)
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orange county: Caruso's Social Media Refresher Course! - 04/14/12 03:17 PM
As you know social media has taken over. I know I have done posts in the past about incorporating social media into your business, but everyday it’s changing and updating so I thought I would do a little refresher course. After researching though the internet & going over past social media post, here are 30 ways your business should leverage Social Media.
1. Look for Potential Board Members on LinkedIn. This year, go out of the norm by heading to professional social networking site LinkedIn and look around for potential board members. It is always difficult to … (2 comments)
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orange county: JUST LISTED! - 04/14/12 03:01 PM
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orange county: Caruso's OC Happenings ~ SOUTH OC - 04/13/12 04:33 PM
South County
ALISO VIEJO
Coming up Saturday, April 28, 2012 from 6–8pm is the annual Family Fun Carnival Night for JDRF. Join us at the Club for our second annual Family Fun Carnival Night benefiting the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation! JDRF is the worldwide leader in funding research to cure type1 diabetes, an autoimmune disease that strikes children and adults suddenly and lasts a lifetime. The night will include carnival games, prizes, cotton candy, face painting and much more! Don't miss out on this fun-filled event for the entire family, and help us educate and find a cure! … (0 comments)
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orange county: Caruso Funny ~ Father I Have Sinned.... - 04/12/12 04:20 PM
Lisa goes into the confessional booth at her church and says "Blessme father for I have sinned, I have taken unfair advantage of thegenerosity of a very kind and handsome man."
The priest says "is that you Lisa?"
"Yes Father Leahy, it is me."
"Who was the man you took advantage of?"
"I can't tell you, Father Leahy, because I do not want to embarrasshim."
Father Leahy asks "Was it Sean O'Malley?"
"No father."
"Was it Ken Shaughnessy?"
"No Father Leahy."
"Was it Johnny Gavin?"
"No Father Leahy, I just can't tell you."
Father Leahy says "I approve of your … (4 comments)
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orange county: Stop the noise! - 04/07/12 02:59 PM
The effect of noise on humans
In humans, it's been shown that exposure to moderately high levels of noise for an eight hour period can increase blood pressure and cause other cardiac issues - even if the person is not particularly consciously disturbed. Noise pollution can also cause gastric problems. Sometimes a person doesn't even realize their body is stressed by noise until the noise is no longer present - they just feel a sudden sense of relief.
Exposure to excessively loud noise over long periods can also lead to partial deafness. Approximately 10 percent of people living … (7 comments)
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orange county: By 2020.... - 04/04/12 04:33 PM
By 2020, 80 million American will be over 65 years of age, 1/3 of household age 65 to 74 will be headed by women. Realtors should market to senior housing needs for seniors which include:
-Convenience to grocery stores and medical facilities
-Access to public transportation
-Homes that are ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act) compliant or designed for aging-in-place
-Proximity to social centers, libraries, universities
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orange county: Caruso's Saturday Shot - A Different View - 03/31/12 04:14 PM
Happy Saturday Active Rain! And happy last day of the month! Can you believe we are ALREADY done with March?! Where is the time going? That's why it is SO important that we enjoy each day & try to live life to the fullest. I know you are use to see beach & sunset pictures so this photo is a little different. It was taken in Northern California from a lookout spot in the Oakland Hills. Our world is so amazing, there are always new places and new things to see. Wishing you all a wonderful weekend & much success … (3 comments)
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orange county: Friday Funny ~ Pet's can be smarter than you think... - 03/30/12 04:22 PM
A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey,lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was furious and continued onher way. On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" She was incredibly ticked now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again. The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. … (4 comments)
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orange county: Direct Mail Marketing with Caruso - 03/29/12 05:10 PM
There are some real estate agents that swear by direct mail marketing and some agents that swear at it. As a homeowner, I get other agent’s mailers and marketing pieces periodically. I collect these marketing samples not because I am interested in buying or selling real estate, but because I am interested in their marketing messages. Most agents assume that the internet is the place to be and focus the majority of their marketing efforts on on-line marketing. As much as I do online marketing I feel direct mail can be just as effective if you have the right marketing message. Here are a … (0 comments)
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orange county: Everything Buyers with Caruso! - 03/28/12 03:22 PM
Buying a home can be stressful. As a real estate agent, you get to see home buyers at their best — that is, the joy they feel when they step into their new home. But you first usually have to see them at their worst — the stress and tension they may feel in trying to find that perfect house. That puts you in role as adviser, friend, and counselor.
As a salesperson, you might be wondering what your customers really think about the home-buying process, and what, exactly, they expect from you beyond helping them find that … (0 comments)
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orange county: Caruso Never Sleeps ~ The Carmel Creeper - 03/21/12 04:49 PM
The California plant of the month is the Carmel Creeper! Want to add a burst of color and fragrance to your yard? Plant the Carmel Creeper. These beautiful, aromatic and hardy plants are a member of the lilac family, and have a place in even the most water-efficient gardens.
Carmel Creeper can fulfill almost any need in your garden. It can be pruned short to be used as ground cover and it can reach heights of up to 6 feet tall if allowed to grow, making it an ideal hedge. Carmel Creeper is available with blossom colors ranging from … (2 comments)
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orange county: Caruso's Tips for Using Electricity Safely - 03/20/12 03:33 PM
1.) Extension cords are for temporary use
2.) Replace cracked, frayed or stiff electrical cords
3.) Don’t hide electrical cords under rugs or any carpets
4.) Immediately unplug any electrical appliance that gives you a shock
5.) Be wary of the smell of hot insulation or wiring and of electrical outlets that feel warm to touch
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orange county: Thoughtful Tuesday ~ Windy - 03/20/12 03:18 PM
"The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet." ~ James Oppenheim
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