silly: Mother's Day Poem - 05/12/12 04:12 PM
Mother is she who spends sleepless night to make you sleepMother is she who understands you from the very deep…Mother is she who will laugh and cry along with you….Mother is she who teaches how to drink, eat and how to chew…Mother is she who scolds you for your goodMother is she who will support you in any mood…Mother is she who accepts you in any situation…Mother is she who motivates you for your every little creation…Mother is she who gives you blessings at every step…Mother is she who is always worried for your fate…Mother is she who can … (3 comments)
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silly: Friday Funny ~ Pet's can be smarter than you think... - 03/30/12 04:22 PM
A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey,lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was furious and continued onher way. On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" She was incredibly ticked now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again. The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. … (4 comments)
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silly: Caruso's Saturday Shot ~ Spotted! - 03/17/12 03:24 PM
Happy St. Patrick's Day Active Rain!
I found this adorable picture circling the web,
& I thought I would share it with you!
I may not be Irish, but I do enjoy some green beer!
Have a wonderful day everyone & please be safe!
Irish Saying" There are many good reasons for drinking,One has just entered my head.If a man doesn't drink when he's living,How in the hell can he drink when he's dead?"
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silly: Friday Funny ~ Take off my Clothes.... - 03/09/12 04:59 PM
When a successful farmer died, he left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, & determined to keep the farm,but knew very little about farming, so she decided to place an adin the newspaper for a farm hand. Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to havehim around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who … (5 comments)
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silly: Caruso Funny ~ The Talented Salesman - 02/22/12 03:46 PM
Young Brad from the country applied for a salesman's job at a city Department store. It was one of those massive stores that sells just about everything.
The boss asked him, "Have you ever worked in sales before?" "Yes, I was a salesman in my home town," said Brad. The boss liked him instantly and said, "I'll give you a trial day here at the store, start tomorrow, and I'll come and see you after closing time to see how you went."
When the boss met up with young Brad the next day at closing time, he … (2 comments)
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silly: Caruso Funny ~ How Scottish Policemen enforce the Road Rules - 02/04/12 04:36 PM
A London Lawyer in his flash new BMW is pulled over by a Scottish policeman.
He says, "Sir, I pulled you over because you didn't stop at the STOP sign. That'll be a 100 pound fine"
The lawyer looks at him "100 pound?!!!", then pretty agitated: "Look, I slowed down all right? What difference does it make, I slowed down surely that's enough."
The policeman raises a brow and looks at him: "Sir, it's a STOP sign, so that means you have to stop not just slow down."
The lawyer rolls … (6 comments)
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silly: Caruso Funny ~ Texting Codes for Seniors... - 01/28/12 03:04 PM
I am sure as most of you know texting is the big thing with the kids these day. And they all have their texting codes like;
BFF (best friends forever) LOL (laughing out loud) BRB (be right back) FYI (for your information) WTF (what the F***) GTG (got to go) LMAO (laughing my a** off) So why not some codes for seniors (60 and over):
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
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silly: Thursday Funny ~ Wait Your Turn! - 11/03/11 05:05 PM
So true though isn't it?
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silly: The Lie Detector - Funny - 10/27/11 05:24 PM
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silly: Caruso's Halloween Week ~ Giddy Up! - 10/26/11 06:42 PM
Giddy Up!
Dolce is a cowboy this year for halloween!
Just wishing you all a safe and happy halloween weekend ahead!
"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." ~Albert Einstein
*Please know this cat is VERY loved & is VERY happy! www.facebook.com/dolcedolcedolce
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silly: Please Help....NFL Players - 06/21/11 02:26 PM
Hundreds of Professional Football players in our very own nation are going to be locked out, living at well below the seven-figure salary level. And as if that weren't bad enough they could be deprived of their life giving pay for several months, possibly longer, as a result of the upcoming lockout situation. But you can help!
For only $27,080 a month, about $902.75 a day (that's less than the cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help an NFL player remain economically viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the problem as … (12 comments)
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silly: Coincidence? - 05/14/11 02:45 PM
Coincidence?
What Do You Think?
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silly: Caruso's Saturday Shot! - 03/05/11 02:34 PM
STOP! Put Your Hands Up!
Happy Saturday Active Rain!
This is Dolce, my assistants Cat, sending you big smiles on the first Saturday of March!
Make today GREAT!
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silly: Caruso's Saturday Shot! - 01/29/11 01:53 PM
Happy Saturday Active Rain!
Pumpkin just wanted to pop out and say hi to you all!
Have a great weekend!
Make it Count!
And thank you for making me Your Orange County Real Estate Connection.
www.MichaelCarusoRealEstate.com
Best regards,
Michael Caruso, Broker ABR ABRM CLHMS CRB CRS GREEN GRI
Past President, Orange County Association of Realtors (949) 753-7900
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