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real estate humor: Rolling out the TP rules... - 03/04/09 05:46 PM
Has this ever happened to you?????

 
 
Five approaches to TP maintenance: 
 
You could start with a basic visual aid...
 


2. Or perhaps appeal to their sense of patriotism...


3. Or go with a not-so-veiled threat...

 
4. Of course, you could just let your backside do the talking...

 
5. But remember to cite your sources...


 
 
 
 
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real estate humor: If you or I get caught they call it cheating! - 01/29/09 04:21 PM
Watching the news this morning I couldn't help but let out a disgusted groan! No, not by the sad state of real estate affairs and the mortgage bailout debacle but by the headline story that Jessica Simpson has packed on some pounds and is her "rubenesque" look here to stay. Is this all Hollywood has to talk about?

They showed a before picture of Jessica and then a current picture of her from the front and a shot of her bum. Oh, please! The girl still probably wears a size 6 or 8, which albeit is huge by California standards … (42 comments)

real estate humor: It's all fun and games until it doesn't wash off in the shower. - 01/20/09 11:36 AM
Are piercings, tattoos and studs the new fashion accessory to our wardrobe? As Realtors, we have an image to maintain. We are in the public eye 24/7. There are many schools of thought regarding proper attire and dressing for success. Dress up or dress down? Suits or jeans? But the new question is how acceptable and professional are tattoos and piercings?
We want people to trust our judgment and our words to lend credibility to our tale of experience. We drive nice cars, live in upper end homes, wear stylish, moderately expensive clothes and carry high tech gadgetry that makes us … (42 comments)

real estate humor: Are Bloggers the missing link? - 01/06/09 02:07 PM
Are Bloggers the missing link??? Maybe....
With the popularity of blogging at an all time high right now it's no wonder that, like texting, bloggers are developing their own blog language or "blanguage". I've also noticed some new blog slang lately (Blang) as well which is very similar to on line chat acronyms.
Now don't get all excited....it's not going to be an entirely new language and I'm not talking about learning to speak Klingon, and no, we won't be donning uniforms, wearing capes or even have a secret handshake. We will, however, be easily recognizable to others of our own … (38 comments)

real estate humor: Sold into slavery and forced to Blog or be flogged! - 01/02/09 09:23 AM
I blog because I've become addicted. The first time I tried it I could take it or leave it. The second attempt lent a little adrenaline high as I watched the comments stack up. And by the third post I was eternally hooked.
The rush was good. I wanted more. And now....it's a sweet sweet drug and try as I might I can't keep my fingers from the keys.

Yes, I admit it, I'm a Bloghog.
People blog for many different reasons. Some of us because we love it, some because they believe they should and others because they are … (29 comments)

real estate humor: Born Over Beer.... - 12/03/08 01:47 PM
Some of my best ideas stem from discussions enjoyed over a refreshing adult beverage with friends. We have dubbed these ideas "born over beer".
In one of those "BOB" conversations with my friend, Tania the other night, we decided that it might be time to create our own "Bucket Lists"....yes, sadly, life and middle age are creeping up on me...but even if they weren't, accidents do happen.
So, before I unexpectedly slip and fall on a banana peel it's probably a good time to put pen to paper and come up with some amazing things that I would like to accomplish … (30 comments)

 
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