Perhaps you put your Albuquerque home up for sale, and after cleaning out all the crap you've decided "Hey, maybe this place isn't such a dump after all!" So you've decided not to sell, but your hardcore Realtor won't let you out of the listing agreement. Here's what you can do:
7 crafty things you can do to keep your home from selling:
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One word-CATS. And plenty of them too. Don't stop at one or two, get 5 or 6 and don't, whatever you do, ever change the catbox!
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Three words: clutter, clutter, clutter! You know those knick knacks and personal items that took so long to put away? Bring em back AND go to an estate sale and pick up some new ones too!
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Bright paint colors. Nothing says "I don't really want to sell" more than flourescent green and pink.
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Dirty baby diapers. Eeeeww!!!
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Personal photos. Like of Adolph Hitler!
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Stay for all showings! Lurk around looking creepy and talk to the buyers about your medications.
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Mention that Grandpa died here. And the body hasn't been moved yet.
If you carefully follow all the steps above, don't worry, you'll never sell your little Shan-gri-la anyway!
Of course, if you want to learn what to do if you actually want to sell your Albuquerque home, pick up the phone and call me at 505.803.5012. Oh, and you can ask about my easy-exit listing guarantee.
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