jokes: A Love Story - 03/21/08 02:57 AM
I shall seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and control you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan. I will make you beg for mercy. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you. … (19 comments)
jokes: Some Funny Videos For Your Amusement! - 03/12/08 02:10 PM
I know as agents, loan officers, etc that we all need a break from time to time so I thought I would throw together some funny videos for all to see. A laugh a day keeps a heart attack away!
#1. Politically Incorrect Sign
Politically Incorrect Sign
#2 Bad Landing?
German … (4 comments)
jokes: Top 8 Worst Marketing Mistakes - 11/20/07 04:21 PM
It's always good to check into the meaning of your slogans and brands before you start selling in foreign countries, as these companies learned a bit too late... 1. The Dairy Association's huge success with the campaign "Got Milk?" prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their … (6 comments)
jokes: Government Employee Evaluations! - 11/09/07 06:18 PM
Quotes from Federal Govt Employee Evaluations These quotes were taken from actual Federal (US) employee performance evaluations..."Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.""His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity""I would not allow this employee to breed""This employee is … (6 comments)
jokes: Friday Funnies...One Liners - 11/09/07 02:27 PM
One Liners..... Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week I almost had a psychic … (2 comments)
jokes: Real Estate Jokes - 11/05/07 07:04 PM
I know we could all use a good laugh so here we go! Needing A Raise: "I have to have a raise in my commission," the agent said to his manager. "There are three other companies after me.""Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?""The electric company, the telephone … (8 comments)
jokes: Daylight Savings Time - What Will You Do With An Extra Hour? - 11/02/07 06:26 PM
Yep! It's Daylight Savings Time Again. Yay! We get an extra hour all to us for absolutely nothing! Starting Sunday morning at 2:00 AM, we have to roll our clocks back to 1:00 AM. I know we aren't going to jump out of bed at 2 AM to reset the darn … (8 comments)
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I shall seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and control you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan. I will make you beg for mercy. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you. … (19 comments)
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