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jokes: A Love Story - 03/21/08 02:57 AM
I shall seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and control you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan. I will make you beg for mercy. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you. And you will be weak for days, possibly even weeks. All my love, Influenza (The Flu) … (19 comments)
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jokes: Some Funny Videos For Your Amusement! - 03/12/08 02:10 PM
I know as agents, loan officers, etc that we all need a break from time to time so I thought I would throw together some funny videos for all to see. A laugh a day keeps a heart attack away! #1. Politically Incorrect Sign
Politically Incorrect Sign #2 Bad Landing?
German Plane Avoids Disastrous Landing #3 Ring of Fire
Ring Of Fire #4 How Not To Tow A Car
Bad Towing Job Well I hope you enjoyed these! … (4 comments)
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jokes: Top 8 Worst Marketing Mistakes - 11/20/07 04:21 PM
It's always good to check into the meaning of your slogans and brands before you start selling in foreign countries, as these companies learned a bit too late...
1. The Dairy Association's huge success with the campaign "Got Milk?" prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read "Are you lactating?"2. Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea".3. Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick", a curling iron, into German only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too many people had … (6 comments)
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jokes: Government Employee Evaluations! - 11/09/07 06:18 PM
Quotes from Federal Govt Employee Evaluations
These quotes were taken from actual Federal (US) employee performance evaluations..."Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.""His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity""I would not allow this employee to breed""This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be""Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap""When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet""He would be out of his depth in a parking lot … (6 comments)
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jokes: Friday Funnies...One Liners - 11/09/07 02:27 PM
One Liners.....
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
I intend to live forever - so far, so good
I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If you ain't makin' waves, you … (2 comments)
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jokes: Real Estate Jokes - 11/05/07 07:04 PM
I know we could all use a good laugh so here we go!
Needing A Raise:
"I have to have a raise in my commission," the agent said to his manager. "There are three other companies after me.""Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?""The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."
Easy Money:
A very successful real estate broker had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my … (8 comments)
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jokes: Daylight Savings Time - What Will You Do With An Extra Hour? - 11/02/07 06:26 PM
Yep! It's Daylight Savings Time Again. Yay! We get an extra hour all to us for absolutely nothing! Starting Sunday morning at 2:00 AM, we have to roll our clocks back to 1:00 AM. I know we aren't going to jump out of bed at 2 AM to reset the darn clock. We all do it before going to bed on Saturday.
The only problem with this is how many clocks we have to reset. The alarm clock in our rooms, the VCR or DVD player clock, the computer (unless you have the update already), the microwave, the stove, the cars, … (8 comments)
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Charles Tharp ~ Inland Empire Real Estate & Short Sale Specialist
Fontana,
CA
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