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What Do You Get For Yard Work?

The homeowner got into his grubbiest clothes on Saturday morning and set about all the chores he'd been putting off for weeks.

He'd cleaned the garage, pruned the hedge, and was halfway through mowing the lawn when a woman pulled up in the driveway and yelled out her window, "Say, what do you get for yard work?"

The fellow thought for a minute, then answered, "The lady who lives here, lets me sleep with her."

Posted by Linda Haynes on 01/29/2008 07:56 PM

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Carson, CA

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