humor: It Started Out Just Like Any Other Day for Your Humble Raleigh, Cary, Apex Area Real Estate Agent... And then Things Got Strange!!! - 05/04/12 07:25 AM
It Started Out Just Like Any Other Day for Your Humble Raleigh, Cary, Apex Area Real Estate Agent...
Yes, my dear readers, it started out just like any other day for your humble Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Real Estate agent...
And then Things Got Strange!!!
Just a little something to make you smile as we head into the weekend my friends. Happy Friday everyone!
About The Author Craig Rutman is a North Carolina Residential Real Estate Specialist that can assist you with the purchase and/or sale of real estate in the Raleigh - Cary … (23 comments)
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humor: If Anyone Can Explain This to Me, I'm All Ears! - 04/25/12 05:57 AM
If Anyone Can Explain This to Me, I'm All Ears!
Every day, when I'm done helping folks just like you buy and sell homes in the Raleigh, Cary, Apex area, I kick back, relax and continue on my lifelong quest to visit every web site ever created. Remember, I do the research so you don't have to! Sometimes I find something that just leaves me perplexed. This is just one of those things... Wanna Buy a Home? FREE Shipping!
If Anyone Can Explain This to Me, I'm All Ears!
About The Author Craig Rutman is … (23 comments)
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humor: And the Grammy for the Best Real Estate Agent in the Raleigh, Cary, Apex Area Goes to... - 02/13/12 08:37 AM
And the Grammy for the Best Real Estate Agent in the
Raleigh, Cary, Apex Area Goes to...
Craig Rutman!!!
If you're buying or selling a home in the Raleigh, Cary, Apex area, please hire a Real Estate professional to help you.
If you want an agent who knows how to get the job done, and done right, while having a little fun along the way, there's only one choice for you...
And the Grammy for the Best Real Estate Agent in the
Raleigh, Cary, Apex Area Goes to...
Craig Rutman!!!
About The Author Craig … (24 comments)
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humor: Clearly the Funniest Thing I've Seen Today... So Far! - 10/29/11 09:21 AM
Clearly the Funniest Thing I've Seen Today... So Far! OK, my dear readers, every day my inbox is clogged with all kinds of Raleigh/ Cary/ Apex area Real Estate information, various solicitations for products that I really don't need, spam.... AND jokes, videos and pictures from the crazy group of people I call my friends. Today this picture took the prize as the
"Funniest Thing I've Seen Today... So Far"!!!
The only words in the email appeared in the subject line:
"Dude, check out this inbred cat"
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Clearly the Funniest Thing I've Seen … (42 comments)
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humor: The "Give This Picture a Caption" Contest is Officially Over... And We Have A Winner! - 08/03/11 10:40 AM
The "Give This Picture a Caption" Contest is Officially Over...
And We Have A Winner!
Well, my dear readers, as the old saying goes, "All good thing must come to an end."
And so ends the "Give This Picture a Caption" contest.
I want to thank those of you who took the time to submit your captions, and for those of you who wished me a good time on my recent visit with my brother.Now I just have to say that there were some really good entries, and choosing just one winner wasn't easy.
It's not easy being a judge.
… (20 comments)
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humor: Did You Ever Wonder What Your Computer Does When You Turn it Off at Night? - 07/10/11 05:49 PM
Did You Ever Wonder What Your Computer Does When You Turn it Off at Night?
I always just thought when you turned your computer off at night, it was just off! But, boy I was wrong. Click on the stick figure man and see what really goes on when you're sleeping!
What Your Computer Really Does When You Turn it Off!
About The Author Craig Rutman is a North Carolina Residential Real Estate Specialist that can assist you with the purchase and/or sale of real estate in the Raleigh - Cary – Apex metro areas; … (35 comments)
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humor: It's Friday! Time For a Little Fun Before a Busy Weekend Here in the Raleigh/ Cary/ Apex Area...And the Chance to Win a Prize Too! - 04/08/11 10:18 AM
It's Friday! Time For a Little Fun Before a Busy Weekend Here in the Raleigh/ Cary/ Apex Area...And the Chance to Win a Prize Too!
For those of you who know me, you're well aware that I love my job of helping home buyers and sellers in the Raleigh/ Cary/ Apex area.
I also love my "no shave, work from home" days too.
Today is just that day!
But, I will caution you, it's not a pretty sight!
After a very busy week (a new listing, some very motivated buyers, and one of my properties under contract), … (69 comments)
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humor: Stay Healthy My Friends! Your Nutrition Tip of the Day! - 02/05/11 10:02 AM
Well, my dear readers, I'm on my way out the door to get the final signatures on a new listing that I'll be putting up this week here in the Raleigh/ Cary/ Apex area. But before I leave my home, I wanted to leave you with a nutrition tip for the day.... Good nutrition is so important. So, please.... Stay Healthy My Friends!
Oh, and don't forget to vote in the Super Bowl Poll!
About The Author Craig Rutman is a North Carolina Residential Real Estate Specialist that can assist you with the purchase and/or sale … (39 comments)
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humor: Homeland Security to Drop Color Coded Threat System.... But I'm Not! - 01/27/11 09:03 AM
Homeland Security to Drop Color Coded Threat System....
But I'm Not! In honor of the decision by Homeland Security to drop the color coded threat system, I decided to fill the void that will so obviously be left behind with my very own "Blog Threat Level" system. Today's blog threat level color is: GREEN, which, as you can see from the chart, indicates a "Low Brow Humor" alert. Please proceed with caution and dress appropriately!!!
About The Author Craig Rutman is a North Carolina Residential Real Estate Specialist that can assist you with the purchase and/or sale of … (44 comments)
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humor: Why I'll Never Use a Bluetooth Headset! - 01/19/11 04:17 PM
Why I'll Never Use a Bluetooth Headset!
OK, my dear readers, last night, after finally finishing up my Real Estate chores,
I continued on my quest to visit every web site ever created.
I do the research so you don't have to! (You can thank me later!)
During my nightly quest I came across the video below. This is the type of stuff that just cracks me up!
And, although I could see myself doing this just for the yucks, I personally hate Bluetooth headsets and will never use one! No one ever knows if you're talking to … (69 comments)
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humor: If it's the Thought That Counts...... Think Harder! - 12/27/10 04:15 PM
If it's the Thought That Counts..... Think Harder!
Children love Christmas. Adults love Christmas.And, unless you're this guy......
Or this guy........
Pretty much everyone loves Christmas.Now I don't know about you folks, but I did have a Christmas wish list.
I shared it with you here:
All I Want for Christmas.... I even "partnered" up with ActiveRain for its 1st ever "Vintage Lunch Box" gift collection!
Last Minute Gift Ideas from ActiveRain and Me! But, for some reason none of these items were under my tree Christmas morning.
Instead I received one of those homemade gifts that's entirely useless … (28 comments)
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humor: Happy Festivus Everyone! - 12/23/10 06:32 PM
Happy Festivus Everyone! Every year, when the leaves have fallen from the trees and the night air turns crisp, people from all over the world go into their attics and break out their decorations in anticipation of the most glorious of all holidays…Festivus!Well, actually, there are no Festivus decorations. But there is the Festivus pole that adorns every celebrants home! Here we see a factory worker preparing Festivus poles for shipping worldwide!
The Traditional Meal
After the traditional Festivus meal of Meatloaf is served, and the dessert of a Pepperidge Farm cake decorated with M&M’s is finished, the festivities begin.
The … (33 comments)
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humor: All I Want for Christmas.... - 12/22/10 02:51 PM
All I Want for Christmas....
Everyone has a Christmas wish list.
Little boys and girls write to Santa in hopes of finding their wishes
under the tree on Christmas morning.Adults, although they might not admit it, also have a wish list. As for me, I too have a list of things I'd love to see under my tree.
And here they are... in no particular order, of course!
1. Total domination of the Raleigh/ Cary/ Apex Real Estate market.2. A few million dollars deposited tax free into my bank account.3. John Lennon, Jerry Garcia, … (59 comments)
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humor: It Wouldn't Be the Holidays Without One of These Under Your Christmas Tree...... - 12/21/10 12:26 PM
It Wouldn't Be the Holidays Without One of These Under
Your Christmas Tree......
For the 1st time ever available on CD, the rare home recordings of Michael Thornton singing all your favorite Christmas songs!Yes, my dear readers, it's true! You know the songs. You know the man.
And now, for a limited time only, justNChomes.com productions has captured, in hi-fidelity no less, Michael Thornton as you've never heard him before!
Little Drummer Boy? It's on there!The 12 Days of Christmas? Yup. It's on there too!Come All Ye Faithful? Well, it wouldn't be a justNChomes.com production without it!623 of your … (47 comments)
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humor: It's a Snowy Day In the Raleigh/ Cary/ Apex Area. Perfect for a Sleigh Ride with Friends..... - 12/16/10 02:39 PM
It's a Snowy Day In the Raleigh/ Cary/ Apex Area.
Perfect for a Sleigh Ride with Friends.....Today we had a bit of snow here in the Raleigh/ Cary/ Apex area. Schools were closed and many of the businesses in the area were either closed or had delayed openings.But that didn't stop my buddy Michael Thornton from calling and asking me if I could come out and play! So, he made the trip from Nashville, TN to Cary, NC in his new Pacer..... (Don't laugh. He's very proud of his new car!)
When he arrived, we went out for a sleigh … (49 comments)
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humor: Hey Guys. Do the Right Thing and Stay Out of the Dog House This Holiday Season! - 12/15/10 09:32 AM
Hey Guys. Do the Right Thing and Stay Out of the
Dog House This Holiday Season!
Attention men: It's so easy to screw up the holidays.
Buying the wrong gift for that special lady in your life can land you
in the dog house for what seems like an eternity.
You know what she likes.
You know what she doesn't like.
Don't mess this up!
Now some of you guys might be new to this gift giving thing.
That's OK. I'm here to help. You can thank me later.
The following video might help keep you … (42 comments)
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humor: The "Write My Blog" Contest is Officially Over... And We Have A Winner! - 11/18/10 07:35 PM
The "Write My Blog" Contest is Officially Over...
And We Have A Winner!
Well, my dear readers, as the old saying goes, "All good thing must come to an end."
And so ends the "Write My Blog" contest.
I want to thank those of you who took the time to submit your captions, and for those of you who wished me well during my illness (health related, not mental!)Now I just have to say that there were some really good entries, and choosing just one winner wasn't easy.
It's not easy being a judge.
In fact, I had a few that … (52 comments)
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humor: It's Contest Time! Write My Blog for Me and Win the Accolades of Your Peers...and More! - 11/17/10 11:19 AM
It's Contest Time! Write My Blog for Me
and Win the Accolades of Your Peers...and More!
OK, my dear readers, I'm not feeling well today so I've decided to just "mail in" today's post.
I know. I know. I shouldn't even write a blog if I don't have anything important, relevant, or funny to say.
So, I'm not!
You are!
Since I've come to the conclusion that your comments are almost always better than my blog posts themselves, today I'm giving you the opportunity to write my blog for me!
Here are the rules:At the bottom of this post is … (65 comments)
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humor: Finally, A Cure All For Today's Real Estate Agent!!! - 11/13/10 03:29 PM
Finally, A Cure All For Today's Real Estate Agent!!!
If you're suffering from any of the following Real Estate ailments, finally there's a cure for you!
If your local housing market is in a shambles. If your short sales are anything but short. If your buyers aren't buying. If your listings aren't selling. If you're stomach is doing flips from wolfing down that microwave burrito you just ate while waiting for that client who never showed.
Then you just might need a dose of
F. Newberry and Sons Brain Salt!Finally, A Cure All For Today's Real Estate … (54 comments)
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humor: Clearly the Strangest Thing I've Seen Today! - 11/10/10 09:51 PM
Clearly the Strangest Thing I've Seen Today!OK, my dear readers, it's the end of the day, my work is all done,
and it's time to relax and unwind.
So, as I usually do before retiring for the evening, I like to kick back, fire up the
computer, and continue on my endless quest to visit every web site ever created.
Tonight's journey found me on YouTube where I came across what I'm
classifying as "The Strangest Thing I've Seen Today".I think you might agree that this video is...Clearly the Strangest Thing I've Seen Today!
About The … (44 comments)
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