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joke of the day: Joke of the day! - 03/09/09 07:56 PM
A new sales assistant was hired at a large department store. On his first day, the sales manager took him around to show him the ropes. They were passing by the gardening section, when they heard a customer asking for grass seed. The sales manager stepped in.Sales manager: Excuse me, but will you be needing a hose to water your lawn?Customer : I guess so. I'll take one.Sales manager: And how about some fertilizer and weed-killer?Customer : Um, okay. Sales manager: Here's a couple of bags. You'll also need a lawn mower to cut the grass when it starts growing too … (1 comments)
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joke of the day: Joke of the day! - 02/11/09 02:29 AM
Sound Familiar? An Anology for what our new Government is asking from the taxpayers.
A big, burly man visited the pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses."Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving. They are about to be turned into the cold, empty streets unless someone pays their rent, which amounts to $400.""How terrible!" exclaimed the preacher's wife. "May … (0 comments)
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joke of the day: Joke of the Day! - 08/09/07 02:39 AM
No Respect-I Tell Ya!
Good times, bad times, Agents will be advertising. In good times agentswant to advertise; in bad times they have to.Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a real estate agent who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, … (4 comments)
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joke of the day: Joke of the Day! - 08/06/07 01:45 AM
A broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate office much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST AGENTS.' He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST COMMISSIONS.' The broker panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own real estate office. It read: 'MAIN ENTRANCE'
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joke of the day: Joke of the Day! - 08/03/07 04:02 AM
Have to write a letter of recommendation for that fired Agent?For the chronically absent:"A man like him is hard to find.""It seemed her career was just taking off."For the office drunk:"I feel his real talent is wasted here.""We generally found him loaded with work to do.""Every hour with him was a happy hour."For an agent with no ambition:"He could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in.""You would indeed be fortunate to get this person to work for you."For an agent who is so unproductive that the job is better left unfilled:"I can assure you that … (1 comments)
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joke of the day: Joke of the Day! - 08/02/07 02:19 AM
I hope these lil jokes make you smile and starts off your day okay,
Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.Office Manager: That's great, I'll take two of them.
How do real estate agents traditionally greet each other?"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."
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joke of the day: Joke of the Day! - 08/01/07 10:54 AM
AFTER nearly ten years of remote rural living, my husband, a salesman, was transferred to a new territory near a large city. We found the prospect of being near a community rich in culture very appealing. Our enthusiasm was severely dampened, however, after a frustrating day of house-hunting and discovering suburban real estate prices. Some time later, over lunch, we complained to my husband's new supervisor about the exorbitant monthly payments on the property which we had selected, anticipating a sympathetic reaction. Instead, he exclaimed, "That's just how I like to see my salespeople - debt-propelled!"
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joke of the day: Joke of the Day! - 07/31/07 09:45 AM
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joke of the day: Joke of the Day! - 07/30/07 09:06 AM
A guy walks into the real estate office and hands the broker his application. The broker begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every real estate office he has ever worked for. "I must say," says the executive, "your work history is terrible. You've been fired from every real estate office." "Yes," says the man. "Well," continues the broker, "there's not much positive in that." "Hey!" says the guy as he pokes the application. "At least I'm not a quitter." … (4 comments)
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joke of the day: Joke of the Day! - 07/29/07 06:26 AM
A True Entrepreneur!
A very successful real estate broker had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my real estate office. All you have to do is go to the office every day and learn the business." The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate office. I can't stand agents." "I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some the paperwork." "I hate paperwork," said the son-on-law. … (3 comments)
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joke of the day: Joke of the Day! - 07/28/07 12:25 PM
Use Your Leverage When Asking for A Raise...................... kinda
"I have to have a raise in my commission," the agent said to his manager. "There are three other companies after me.""Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?""The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."
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