jokes: The lighter side of AR: version 7.31 - 07/31/08 08:10 PM
Making people smile or laugh might be the greatest gift on Earth. I was about 7 months ago to start a series recapping some of the funny things on ActiveRain. I took it and ran with it for a long time and then started getting buried. Now, I am back and … (5 comments)
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jokes: The lighter side of AR: version 7.24 - 07/24/08 09:31 AM
I use to write a post on the funny recaps and I thought that I would change the name. It has been an adjustment getting settled into Knoxville and I think that I am back at a place where I can run this regularly.I have changed how I am doing this … (8 comments)
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jokes: Funnies Recap: version 6.12 - 06/12/08 09:05 PM
I hate that I am writing this so late, but work has been a monster lately and that is another blog in itself. With that said, we need to get this show on the road. Once again this week, it seems to be a little difficult in finding jokes and humor … (23 comments)
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jokes: The Return of the Funnies Recap: version 5/29 - - 05/29/08 12:06 PM
It has been a while since I did one of these and I am going to make a few changes to it. Going forward they will have none of my post on it and I will be featuring 10 different writers that are full of jokes, humor, laughter, and funny stuff. … (8 comments)
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jokes: Time for a laugh? - 05/27/08 05:20 PM
In life, people say things that at the time, seem to make sense. Over time, they become funnier and funnier. I have compiled a few one liners for you to enjoy and ease your mind of the weary day that you may have had. Think of it as a chance to … (15 comments)
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jokes: Ladies, if you want....(today's funny) - 05/08/08 08:02 AM
I received this a few days ago and I am just now getting around to it. In honor of all the hard working women out there, I have to share this with you. It might be the most profound thing that you hear today and I can not let it go … (26 comments)
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jokes: President in 2008 - today's funny - 04/05/08 11:38 AM
I thought that we all could use a little humor in light of all the issues that have transpired during this election year. It seems that they have figured out how to turn it into a circus. For those of you that know me, you know that I am not a … (43 comments)
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jokes: Funnies Recap: version 4.3 - 04/03/08 11:20 AM
I know that I did not do this last week and I apologize as I know that some of you look forward to this post. So, I thought that I would make sure that I revisited it today. I have to thank Rich Dansereau though as he constantly is sending me … (4 comments)
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jokes: Policemen - today's funny - 04/02/08 10:57 AM
It is hump day and I figure that we all could use a good laugh. It has been a couple of months since i have been able to put together some jokes that are worth making people laugh. With that said, I would like to share two different ones with you … (21 comments)
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jokes: Funnies Recap: version 3.20 - 03/20/08 08:40 AM
In today's times, we need to be able to laugh. I have found 7 different members that over the last week, they attempted that very thing. Some of these will just make you roll on the floor and laugh out loud. All of them are funny in there own way.
I appreciate … (4 comments)
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jokes: Funny Recap: Version 3.13 - 03/13/08 10:44 AM
Wow, you people are really funny. I have gone through so many post today that my gut is hurting from laughing so much today. If you want to laugh, today is definitely the day to do that. I have found some new faces adding humor, laughter, and gut busting jokes.
Just … (9 comments)
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jokes: Funnies recap: version 3.6 - 03/06/08 02:24 PM
What a day. where does the time go when you are having fun. And ActiveRain being down all morning did not help. So, I have 3 blogs to get out today and it is not going to be easy. Last week I missed the recap because I wrote my 300th post … (6 comments)
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jokes: I need a Sign (today's funny) - 03/04/08 03:42 PM
So, I was out surfing the net and came across a ton of funny signs. I really wonder who writes these. And I want to know what town they are in so I can stay away from it. I enlarged these pictures to the best of my ability and I hope … (49 comments)
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jokes: Veterinarian - Things that make you laugh. - 02/26/08 12:58 PM
OK, I have fallen down on my civic duties so I thought that I would put together a few jokes from my collection to lighten the mood. With all that has been going on I have neglected this side of my post.
So, I hope that this can get a smile … (35 comments)
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jokes: Funnies Recap: version 2.21 - 02/21/08 12:34 PM
As each week, I go out seeking who is funny on ActiveRain. It does not take long to find things to laugh out around here. This week is no different. There is some new talent on here and some that I have featured before. All in all, you are sure to … (11 comments)
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jokes: Funnies Recap version 2.14 - 02/14/08 08:18 AM
First off, let me wish all a . I hope that you have a day full of and find with that someone special. This weeks edition of the funnies has to be one of the best yet. I am continuing to find new ones weekly, so keep those jokes, funnies, and … (14 comments)
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jokes: Marriage: What is it all About (today's funny) - 02/12/08 07:22 AM
All my friends here have ben all over me recently because I have not been sharing any jokes with anyone lately. So, I decided that every Tuesday, I would do at least one for everyone to enjoy. Now I am sure that I will put out a few more than that, … (17 comments)
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jokes: Take me out to the Ball Game - Baseball Jokes & Humor - 02/09/08 10:51 AM
So, I have fallen off a bit on making people laugh and I got called on it today. Well, not just today. I have been called on it a few times. I have just been so busy that I have not had time to do anything about it. And, since Football … (27 comments)
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jokes: Funny Recap: Version 2.7 - 02/07/08 12:56 PM
Today, I figured that I would do this a little different. With that said, it took me a little longer to put this together. I truly hope that all of you find some joy in these post. I know I did.
Also, click on the pictures for a treat. And remember … (8 comments)
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jokes: Funnies recap-version 1.31 - 01/31/08 06:22 AM
This weeks edition is just as funny as any edition that I have done. There is a combination of jokes, funny videos, and real life humor. This is something to make you laugh or at least smile. I hope that you find at least one that will help you to do … (16 comments)
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jokes: New Cop Uniforms (funny) - 01/25/08 02:59 PM
Lately there has been some discussions about the police uniform. So, some police stations have decided that they would adopt a new uniform. If you are one of the lucky ones that get pulled over by one of these cops wearing their new uniforms, be excited because not all police department … (18 comments)
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jokes: honey bee - too funny! - 01/25/08 01:59 PM
OK< if you do not have a sense of humor, then do not read any further that you have already read. This is a joke, it is humorous and should be looked upon as such. My goal here is to make you smile, maybe even laugh. I know that I need … (24 comments)
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jokes: Funnies Recap - version 1.24 - 01/24/08 08:37 AM
This weeks journeys took me to some new names and faces. I really enjoyed putting this one together as the stories were good this week. I wish that everyone that posted a joke would tag it as a joke and then it would make it easier to find, but I still … (13 comments)
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jokes: The effects of Alcohol - today's funny - 01/22/08 02:25 PM
If you are anything like me, you love animals. With that said, when animals drink, the results are not to pretty. So, with that being said, lets take a look at the effects of alcohol.
*Disclaimer 1* no animals were harmed in the making of these pictures.
*Disclaimer 2* this will … (72 comments)
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jokes: Funnies Recap version 1.17 - 01/17/08 06:53 AM
I decided that I would dig around the archives this time and expose some funnies from other people this time. What I found was some real gems and I so have to expose them. I have to say this, I laughed a ton when I read these and I am sure … (12 comments)
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jokes: Laughter is great. - A recap of my funny blogs for the first 4 months - 01/12/08 09:59 AM
Prior to my 200th post that I am saving for a special post, I wanted to do a recap of all the jokes that I have ever done here on ActiveRain so that anyone that wanted to could bookmark them for easy access. I know that you can click on the … (22 comments)
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jokes: The Redneck Test - 01/10/08 03:06 PM
*Disclaimer* I had no part of writing the Redneck Jokes.*
OK, I know that many of you have heard of this a thousand times. But, it never gets old. Now, we all know that Jeff Foxworthy is the creator and master of all "You might be a redneck if" jokes. So, grab … (96 comments)
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jokes: Funnies Recap - Version 1.10 - 01/10/08 08:57 AM
If you are anything like me, sometimes you get so busy that you missed some of the funny things that go on here in the Rain. Well, about 2 weeks ago, by good friend Rick, better know as BLR Guy ask me if I would do a recap series of the … (13 comments)
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jokes: The Funnies Recap - 01/03/08 06:04 PM
My good friend Rick, better know as BLR guy ask me if I would like to do a recap of some of the funniest jokes on ActiveRain. So, I told him that I would not mind sitting in a doing this as I love to make people laugh. I got that … (5 comments)
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jokes: The Hunter and the Funeral Procession - 12/29/07 01:15 PM
The winter months seems to bring out the best in most people. This is no different in the story of the hunter and the funeral procession. When I got to the end, I never expected what I read. I hope that this will bring a smile to your face once again … (10 comments)
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jokes: Grandma on Birth Control. (Today's funny) - 12/27/07 10:07 AM
If you are like me, you love your Grandmothers. When mine was alive, I always looked forward to Sunday dinner at her house or the great grandmother's home. I could not wait to bite into one of her home made biscuits or the fried chicken.
Today, I was sent this hilarious … (31 comments)
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jokes: Let me help you laugh. ( A Paying it Forward Production) - 12/26/07 04:21 PM
Too many times we get caught up in the Doom and Gloom world that we live in and sometimes we need to get out of that doom and gloom place. i went looking for something to laugh at today and decided that I wanted to put together a collection of some … (8 comments)
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jokes: A Funny Holiday Blog. - 12/10/07 04:52 PM
With all the sadness that is around the world, I thought that I would share some Holiday cheer for all to enjoy. There is an assortment of different cartoons, so enjoy them all. I am sure there is at least one that can make you smile. And if not, I will … (51 comments)
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jokes: Funny things said by Sports Figures - 12/05/07 08:04 AM
I did one of these before a month ago and everyone loved it. It is amazing what people will say when a microphone is put in front of them. When I read these quotes, I knew that I had to share them with all the people here in ActiveRain and for … (21 comments)
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jokes: Commentatotrs Should Think Before Speaking. (today's Funny) - 12/01/07 08:58 PM
Have you ever wondered if you could be a commentator? Just never thought that you could put enough words together to make a complete sentence to make sense of it?
Well, I am here to tell you that it does not take a rocket scientist to be one. After you read … (32 comments)
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jokes: BLOG wasteland - 11/28/07 02:01 PM
Last night I wa sgoing back and reviewing some of the view first BLOGS that I wrote and was pondering what I did not do then that I am doing now and why my post are growing each and every day. A lot of what I see is not what I … (16 comments)
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jokes: Miami Dolphins sign a new Wide Receiver. (today's funny) - 11/20/07 11:06 AM
Hot off the press today, Miami has a new wide receiver. It is unbelievable what this wide receiver can do. It is said that he just walked in at the end of the practice session. Will this give the Dolphins the much needed talent to achieve their first win of there … (23 comments)
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jokes: Thanksgiving Guest List. (today's funny) - 11/19/07 05:08 PM
For all of you that have been invited to dine with us, I need to alert you to one of our guest that due to unforeseen circumstances, she will not be able to attend this wonderful Thanksgiving feast that we have put together. I am still looking forward to seeing all … (39 comments)
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jokes: Happy Thanksgiving to all (today's funny) - 11/16/07 10:41 AM
It just would not be a complete week for me if I did not spread some holiday cheer. So, for all you that are down and gloomy, I have put together 3 amazing tells to lighten your day. One of them is sure to bring a smile to your face. And … (13 comments)
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jokes: A little humor to brighten your day - 11/13/07 07:15 AM
It has been a while since I have shared any of these with you and I have had a few people ask if I was going to, so I decided to put one together this morning. I find that in our stressful business, we need to find laughter and I know … (44 comments)
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jokes: Joke of the day - Great One liners - 11/06/07 08:38 PM
We have heard them so many times, but they really never get old. I could sit and read these daily. Wait, half of them I use daily. Not really, just kidding. Some of them are mean, some of them are funny, some of them are true, but none of them are … (15 comments)
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jokes: Oldies, but goodies - things to make you laugh. - 11/05/07 06:16 PM
I put together a few jokes to help lighten your load today. It is very healthy to laugh. Laughter activates the chemistry of the will to live and increases our capacity to fight disease. Laughing relaxes the body and reduces problems associated with high blood pressure, strokes, arthritis, and ulcers. The sound … (16 comments)
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jokes: Tom Brady goes to heaven (Colts vs Patriots - another funny for all to enjoy) - 11/02/07 01:05 PM
Tom Brady died and went to heaven. While waiting at the pearly gates to be let in, he saw three massive mansions on the hilltops that we all Blue and white. Tom thought to himself that this was going to be an awesome place to live becuase it had the patriot … (44 comments)
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jokes: Ravens receivers have difficulty adjusting to Steve McNair (today's funny) - 11/02/07 11:35 AM
Hopes are high in Baltimore where the Ravens finally have a legitimate quarterback in Steve McNair. But the former Titans star is having a difficult time developing chemistry with his new receiving corps.
"I just can't get used to McNair's passes," said tight end Todd Heap. "I'm used to having to … (19 comments)
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jokes: A new Thanksgiving Turkey recipe. (caution: extreme laughter has been know to break out due to this post.) - 11/01/07 12:02 PM
Ok, I know that it is a little early and all to start talking about Thanksgiving being that Halloween was just last night. With that being said, I had to post this. When you use this recipe you will be the talk of the neighborhood. Everyone will talk about your turkey … (35 comments)
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jokes: Biker in hell (today's funny) - 11/01/07 10:09 AM
Seems there was this nasty biker riding his Harley down the icy highway one cold day in Colorado, when he spotted a cat lying in the middle of the road. The biker thought to himself, "I'll cut that cat in two," and he bore down on it hard. As he got … (22 comments)
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jokes: A real Haunted House (today's Funny) - 10/31/07 10:19 AM
When I first saw this, I thought that I would fall out of my chair. It makes me wonder how many people can claim this though. Regardless, it is still hiliarious.
Remember this when you take your kids out tonight. The most frightening homes are the ones that have the adjustable rate … (9 comments)
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jokes: Atlanta Falcons awarded temp custody (today's funny) - 10/30/07 02:37 PM
Atlanta, Ga. (AP) -A nine-year old boy was at the center of a DouglasCounty courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling overwho should have custody of him.The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judgeinitially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child … (9 comments)
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jokes: Football players say the craziest things: (today's funny) - 10/28/07 10:22 AM
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." Joe Theismann in 2002. It turns out that Joe Theismann went to high school with a Norman Einstein, who was the class valedictorian.
"Half this game is ninety percent mental" - Danny Ozark, manager of … (18 comments)
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jokes: Football Fan To The Rescue (today's funny) - 10/26/07 10:16 PM
I will end the night with this. I could not resist adding this post after I heard the joke. Especially as much as I love the GIANTS and hate the COWBOYS.
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy … (11 comments)
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jokes: FOR ALL, WHO MAY BE HAVING A BAD DAY...(another thing to laugh about) - 10/26/07 07:30 PM
FOR ALL, WHO MAY BE HAVING A BAD DAY.....AND YOU WERE THINKING THAT YOUR DAY WAS GOING TO BE BAD.
I would hate to be in his shoes when he reaches his destination.
Just make sure that you scroll all the way down so that you get the full view.
hen thank your … (30 comments)
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jokes: Ahh the Human Race (today's funny) - 10/25/07 10:56 AM
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping.(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No … (15 comments)
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jokes: Twenty Dollars (Warning: This has been known to cause Laughter) - 10/24/07 03:00 PM
On their wedding night, the young brideApproached her new husband and asked for$20.00 for their first sexual encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.This scenario was repeated each time they madeLove, for more than 30 years, with him thinkingthat it was a cute way for her to afford … (15 comments)
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jokes: Halloween Humor - 10/23/07 05:18 PM
There oldies but goodies and I just had to share them with all my new AR friends. I hope that you et as much of a laugh from them as I did.
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?To improve his bite...What do you get when you cross a vampire and … (14 comments)
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jokes: World Series starts Wednesday, so I thought I would give out some good humor. - 10/22/07 11:37 AM
With the World Series starting on Wednesday and people getting ready for the series of "which town can be colder" I decided that I would share some laughter for all the world to see. Today, it is all about Baseball. I have inserted 2 funny jokes for your pleasure. Let me know … (15 comments)
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jokes: Funny church bulletins and announcements - 10/20/07 02:28 PM
I have seen this before, but I received it again today from a good friend of mine so I thought that I would share it with all my good friends on AR. If you get as big of a laugh out of it as I did, let me know.
Here are some really funny … (15 comments)
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jokes: Bubba's new Truck - 10/10/07 12:59 PM
One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. " Bubba, where'd you git that truck?!?" " Pat give it to me" Bubba replied. "She give it to ya? I … (31 comments)
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