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thanksgiving: Miami Dolphins sign a new Wide Receiver. (today's funny) - 11/20/07 11:06 AM
Hot off the press today, Miami has a new wide receiver. It is unbelievable what this wide receiver can do. It is said that he just walked in at the end of the practice session. Will this give the Dolphins the much needed talent to achieve their first win of there dismal season.
The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and … (26 comments)

thanksgiving: Thanksgiving Guest List. (today's funny) - 11/19/07 05:08 PM
For all of you that have been invited to dine with us, I need to alert you to one of our guest that due to unforeseen circumstances, she will not be able to attend this wonderful Thanksgiving feast that we have put together. I am still looking forward to seeing all of you though. The turkey, ham, green bean casserole, sweet potato souffle, fruit salad, mash potatoes, corn bread stuffing, and baked macaroni and cheese will still be delicious.
Regrettably, Martha Stewart will not be dining with us this Thanksgiving. I'm telling you in advance, so don't act surprised. Since Ms. Stewart … (39 comments)

thanksgiving: Happy Thanksgiving to all (today's funny) - 11/16/07 10:41 AM
It just would not be a complete week for me if I did not spread some holiday cheer. So, for all you that are down and gloomy, I have put together 3 amazing tells to lighten your day. One of them is sure to bring a smile to your face. And if they don't, then proceed to the window, open it, and jump because all hope is lost. NO NO, just kidding.
Anyways, if this make you laugh, then please forward it to your friends and you will then in turn help to brighten someone else's day.
'Twas The Night of … (13 comments)

 
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