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A little bird was flying south for the winter.It was so cold, the
bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.While he was
lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the
frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He laid
there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.A passing
cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the
sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson:
(1) Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend..
(3) And when you're in deep sh*t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends the three minute management course
 
Posted by r a on 08/14/2007 08:53 PM   Comments (1)  
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