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humor: Twas the night before Christmas - 12/23/09 04:53 PM
I had to post this after the two marathon loans I just got to closing - Enjoy!!
'Twas an hour before closing and the agents were tense, to close Christmas Eve just didn't make sense. But the seller was booked on the 6 o'clock flight and had warned "THERE WILL BE A CLOSING TONIGHT!" The agents agreed because business was dead, and visions of commission checks danced in their heads.
The loan was approved by the lender's good grace, Everyone knew 'twas a borderline case. The buyers divorced, remarried again, Divorced once more, and now were just friends. The loan package … (5 comments)
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humor: The Evolution of Math in the United States - 05/29/09 11:34 AM
This is pretty much spot on:
Last week I purchased a burger and fries at McDonalds for $3.58. The counter girl took my $4.00 and I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies. While looking at the screen on her register, I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried. Why do I tell you this; because of the evolution in teaching … (3 comments)
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humor: Rules for blog posts - 12/30/08 03:53 PM
The following rules MUST be followed when posting to your blog:
1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat)
6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
7. Be more or less specific.
8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
10. No sentence fragments.
11. Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used.
12. Foreign words and phrases … (21 comments)
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humor: Friday Humor... - 12/12/08 05:15 PM
Enjoy:
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."The Taliban shouted, "Infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie! I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!""OK, OK," said the old Jewish man, "It does … (12 comments)
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humor: A little humor to end the day - 12/05/08 03:16 PM
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says “Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.” The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, “That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!”
Confused, he says, “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.” After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, “How many is a Brazilian?”
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Dan Magstadt
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