"Stop, Drop, and Roll" - 05/27/08 05:46 PM
by Dwight Schrute Over the years, we have had several safety incidents involving fires here at Re/Max NOC. You may remember the infamous "Matchbox Magic Trick Gone Bad" event from 2001 or the "Cigarette Wastebasket" fiasco of 1999. Perhaps the most tragic fire-related occurrence was the "Cheesy Pita in the Toaster" disaster of 2005, (way to go ~ not ~ Oakley!). Thank you again, Edward Pascual, for that classy display of fire-safety Ignorance. I hope you're reading this, wherever you are. The reason I bring up all of these bad memories is to remind you of some of our most basic fire-safety … (2 comments)

American Idol.... I Think Not - 05/22/08 06:54 PM
Ok, everyone who knows me, knows I do not like American Idol.  However, in my defense, this is not a clip from that.  This just happens to be a young Ninja in training, who has the moves!! Simon for once has a decent opinion of someone. Please watch this clip of George Sampson, he's a British Ninja !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_dcnS-KZpE
 
       
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Homegrown Terrorism - Sucks !!! - 05/15/08 03:40 PM
I can hardly believe it, the Oklahoma FBI have just apprehended a "CrackHead" with a 25 gallon drum of Cyanide, that he was trying to sell!! The moron wanted an AK47 assault rifle, along with a thermal imager and $10,000.  I mean, how dumb can you be, he got caught on tape! I'm sorry, but this troubles me to think that some Okie from Muskogie can have his hands on this and in the market to sell it to whoever. Take a look at the newsfile, he doesn't look the sharpest crayon in the box if you know what I mean.  He … (1 comments)