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dwight schrute: 28.5 Degrees Celsius People!! aka: 83.3 Degrees Fahrenheit ! - 07/07/10 06:19 PM

The summer solstice has just passed. While this is a time to get excited about the new season's beet crop (and our brand new cabbage crop!) it is also a time when people play fast and loose with the thermostat.

To eradicate the biannual battle over the thermostat, I have installed a titanium lock-box around the thermostats in both the office and the annex. Only I have the key and I will set the temperature at twenty-eight point five degrees Celsius (eighty-three point three degreesFahrenheit.) Several studies based on the average human (thirty-five year old male,  six feet tall with a neck … (1 comments)

dwight schrute: Hit Off-Broadway Show Bat Boy: The Musical at Warner Grand Theatre - 08/19/08 06:14 PM
 Bat Boy: The Musical is a brave comedy/horror show about a half-boy/half-bat discovered in a cave outside Hope Falls, West Virginia. The "Bat Boy" is taken in by a local family, renamed "Edgar" and taught to "fit in," be civilized and act like a "normal" boy in a backwoods town filled with prejudice and fear.
The exploits of "Bat Boy" are a popular, reoccurring Weekly World News story that began in 1992. Written by Keythe Farley, Brian Flemming and composer/lyricist Laurence O'Keefe, Bat Boy: The Musical has won several awards and nearly unanimous rave reviews. The show premiered at Tim Robbins' … (0 comments)

dwight schrute: Eat Your Heart Out Adam - 47 Acre Lyon Valley Farm - 07/18/08 01:20 PM
My co/listing in Pensylvania is w/Jonathan Coles from New Pennsylvania Realty.  Yes this is circa 1825, almost as old as the Schrute Farm.  Formerly owned by General Harry C. Trexler !!! Modestly priced at:$2,300,000...take a gander


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dwight schrute: Aliens Are Among Us !!! - 06/23/08 06:52 PM
                 
2 Words people : Area 51!!!
June 24th is National UFO day.  A day I take very seriously!
Fact: Area 51 is REAL !!  Area 51, located at the corner of a Nevada nuclear test site, has long been rumored to be the home of some of the United States most highly classified national security projects. Hundreds of people have seen and photographed odd objects such as flying triangles, saucer shaped craft, and flying objects that maneuver in ways conventional aircraft could not possibly move. It has also been rumored that the technologies developed here are not of earthly origins but rather reversed … (3 comments)

dwight schrute: Shoes Must Remain On During Working Hours !! - 06/19/08 11:49 PM
No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service !!
Our office has fallen prey to a dangerous trend and I want to put an end to it before it gets out of hand. On more than one occasion, I have noticed employees removing their shoes while they are in the office. Some violators keep their non-shoed feet under their desks, while others take things a step further and walk around the office sans footwear. Some have even had the odasicty to wear flip flops to our office meetings!! Hello, do you think you are at a Jimmy Buffet concert or what? Where do … (2 comments)

 
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Dwight Schrute

Fullerton, CA

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Address: 1441 Brea Blvd., Fullerton, ca, 92835

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