real estate humor: Real Estate Humor At It's Finest! - 01/19/10 03:17 AM
I just had to share. Very Funny Short For Realtors. Have A Great Day! … (7 comments)

real estate humor: A little notable humor. Maybe youve experienced this.... - 11/11/09 08:47 AM
This was sent to me. I was hoping that you could smile.
Its been six months since you first moved into your beautiful new home on the hill and it keeps blowing fuses every second day. You had to call an electrician to have a look and guess what you need new wiring. You did have a professional inspection on the house before you bought it didn't you? Oh that's right you didn't want to spend the extra money. Yes I realize you know everything there is to know about houses you've been trying to prove that to me since … (0 comments)

real estate humor: Real Estate Funny - - 09/15/09 10:45 AM
I found this on I hope it makes everyone smile!  Have a great week!
A New Use for Electrical Tape
I was a brand new agent, and hadn't been dressing very professionally recently, so when I pulled on one of my old black skirts, it felt a bit tight. But I was in a hurry so I rushed out to show a customer a $6-million apartment complex. As I entered my car, my skirt seam ripped in the back! 
I only had 10 minutes to meet the customer and the owner of the complex and I was frantically trying to … (0 comments)

real estate humor: A Little Real Estate Humor - Appraisers Conditions - 09/09/09 08:50 AM
Limiting conditions and assumptions
The person or persons writing this assumes that they have no idea who they are, why they wrote it and what it means. The person or persons writing this is only liable for the amount of their fee for writing this. The person or persons writing this has no idea about anything structural and, further, can't even make sawdust. The person or persons writing this assumes no responsibility for anything environmental and, in fact, the person writing this has never driven a car. The person or persons writing this assumes no responsibility for anything legal in … (1 comments)

real estate humor: Real Estate Humor - A short one. - 08/13/09 05:25 AM
A Little daily humor for our hectic lives.
When the last of their three children was about to leave home, my parents decided to buy a smaller house. The real-estate sign went up. A week later, a second "For Sale" sign appeared two doors away. "Soon you'll have new families on either side of you," my mother remarked to the neighbour whose house was in the middle. "We're thinking of putting up our own sign," she replied wistfully. "It would read: 'Was it something we said?' "
Make it a good one!

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real estate humor: Real Estate Humor - - 08/07/09 03:19 AM
Here's a joke! Made me smile. Happy Selling!!
A young broker had just started his own real estate office. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the broker picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
Derek Meyer - AmeriTitle

real estate humor: Real Estate Humor = - 08/06/09 04:16 AM
A Little humor that might hit home for some of us....
Our Agent Ted worked overtime for several weeks. On the final evening, one woman said, "Ted, do you have a copy of the latest tax regulations? There's something I want to look up." "What's that?" I asked. "Use of the office as a home."

real estate humor: Real Estate Humor - Jokes - 08/05/09 05:17 AM
A very successful real estate broker had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my real estate office. All you have to do is go to the office every day and learn the business." The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate office. I can't stand agents." "I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some the paperworks." "I hate paperworks," said the son-on-law. "I … (0 comments)

real estate humor: A Real Estate Funny - - 08/04/09 03:57 AM
A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion.They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace". The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said. "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new home".
Make it a good one!

real estate humor: Real Estate Humor - FSBO - 07/31/09 05:00 AM
My daily funny.
WHEN A real-estate agency hadn't sold our house, we decided to do it ourselves. I placed ads in the local papers, spray painted a "For Sale" message on a sign board and posted it outside.
When my husband came home that evening, he told me, laughing, that my sign was the most truthful one he had ever seen. Confused, I rushed outside to take a look. In my haste I had printed - "For Sale by Ower."

real estate humor: A little daily humor for real estate professionals - 07/30/09 03:15 AM
A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water."That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said to his boss. "Should I give him his money back?""Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat."
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real estate humor: A little Humor for the day. America's Mortgage Broker - 07/29/09 06:30 AM
America's Mortgage Broker Humor. Yo, Joe Homebuyer  
Yo, Joe Homebuyer! Where ya been?I am writing this to all of the home buyers out there. I'm calling you Joe so if your name is Susan, Elijah, Maricela, or Bob, don't be offended. Joe is easy to remember and type. Your last name may be different but for today your last name is Homebuyer. So, this letter is for you, Joe Homebuyer.Anyway, how have you been ? We've missed you a lot this year in the housing market, Joe. I know that we've had a heckuva party the first five years of … (2 comments)

real estate humor: Humor = Real Estate Advertising Explained... - 07/28/09 04:45 AM
Real Estate Advertising Explained  
What real estate ads say and what they really mean... yes, really mean...1 1/2 BATHROOM - One bathroom, the toilet has own entrance.3 RECEPTION AREAS - Entrance hall, dining room and living room (sometimes with cabinet bar. - bar not included)ARCHITECT DESIGNED - As a homework project in House Design 101.ARTISTICALLY DECORATED - Full of stuff you can't use.BRAND NEW DEVELOPMENT - Live with construction dust for a couple more years.BREATHTAKING VIEW - Can see, and smell, rubbish dump from living room.CLOSE TO BEACH - Impossible to park from November to December.CLOSE TO HEALTH CENTRES - … (0 comments)

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