orlando: LOL Friday - My Rezimay - 05/01/09 06:44 AM
Subject: My Rezimay
Deer Sur,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the Paper. I Can type real kwik wit one finggar and do Sum Acounting 2. I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole Person. Pepole really Seam to respond good to me.
I'm lookin for a jobb as a secritary But it Kant be 2 Complikaited
My spelling is not 2 good but Find that I awfin get a Job Bcuz of my persinalety..
My Salerery is open so we can discus wat you want To pay me and … (8 comments)
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orlando: Relay For Life 2009 ~ Surviving Cancer Is No Fairy Tale! - 03/27/09 10:34 AM
For all of you looking for something to do with the family this evening, Oviedo is holding their annual Relay For Life to benefit The American Cancer Society tonight March 27th beginning at 6:00pm and going through the night until noon Saturday the 28th. The theme this year is Fairy Tales and there will be characters from all your favorite stories including Shrek, The Emporer's New Groove, Aladdin, The Gingerbread Man, Pinnochio, Sleeping Beauty, Chicken Little and so much more.
There will be an American Idol stage set up from 8:00 to 9:00 pm along with other entertainment, food, games, and … (4 comments)
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orlando: It's All In How You Look At It - 03/26/09 04:44 PM
I heard Mike Huckabee speaking the other morning and he said something so incredibly simplistic in nature, it was practically over my head. He said that for all the economic, religious, political, and racial chaos in the world right now, it's easy to get swept up in what you lost; money, beliefs, power, but if you could take one minute when you get up in the morning or before you go to sleep at night to be grateful for what you have you will begin to see a change in the way you look at life.
List 5 things for which … (3 comments)
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orlando: Blind Faith - 03/25/09 12:00 PM
The day after President Obama's news conference and everyone is talking about what's right or what's wrong with what he said. You see it on every news channel, hear it on every talk radio station, and read about it in every newspaper. Today, however, I don't want to take issue with what the president said but the people who are talking about what he said.
I understand and am actually proud of the passion with which people are following politics. It bothers me though, that for those of us that might agree with some of President Obama's comments but question others are chastised … (2 comments)
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orlando: Why Parents Drink - 03/20/09 07:20 AM
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
' Hello ? '
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, ' No .'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?'
' Yes '
'May I talk with her?' Again the small … (22 comments)
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orlando: Glued to the Tube - 03/12/09 12:05 PM
I remember whenever my parents turned on the TV, they always wanted to watch the news or some documentary. I grew up thinking, "Geez you're old, turn on something good like Happy Days or Laverne and Shirley." Well the tables have turned and now as it happens, as soon as I walk through the door every night, I turn on the TV and guess what I always have it on, yep you guessed it, the news. For the last year or so I have been glued to news channels like an addict. With all the housing market doom and gloom and end of the world as … (6 comments)
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