funny: Life in the Canadian Provinces... - 08/27/09 01:48 AM
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going … (4 comments)
funny: Inner Peace - 06/23/09 11:25 PM
Inner Peace: This is so true
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you … (1 comments)
funny: Ten Thing I HATE About People - 01/28/09 06:32 PM
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do … (6 comments)
funny: Stress Test - 01/21/09 09:58 PM
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals
a Lion
a Chimpanzee
a Giraffe
and a Squirrel
who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will … (2 comments)
For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on. If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this:COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTTABBOTT: Super Duper computer … (1 comments)
funny: Goodbye, Common Sense! - 12/11/08 06:49 PM
An Obituary printed in the London Times........ Interesting and sadly rather true.
'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost … (0 comments)
funny: ALL PUNS INTENDED‏ - 11/27/08 06:43 PM
***1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.*****2. A set of jump leads walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything.'*****3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.*****4. … (0 comments)
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