Appraisal Jokes - 11/25/06 10:31 AM
NEW IMPROVED SPEEDY APPRAISAL FORMCustomer Name:________________________________________Subject Property Address:____________________________________________________________Description of Subject Property and Neighborhood:Subject property is located in _______________________, a popular, well-maintained area that has enjoyed dramatic appreciation over the past year. Most buyers appeared to be unconcerned with size or overall utility of these homes, and seemed to be paying between … (5 comments)
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Dear Bank Manager- Joke - 11/25/06 10:23 AM
Dear Bank Manager,I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, … (3 comments)
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CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW HOME......JOKE - 11/19/06 07:03 PM
A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace".
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious … (5 comments)
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Property Manager-joke - 11/18/06 11:42 AM
I am currently a Property Manager as well as a Real Estate Associate- so I figured I should share this joke with you........
A property manager dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St. Peter. St. Peter tells him "You have a choice of going to heaven or to hell … (4 comments)
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How to pass the time away at the office....... - 11/16/06 11:57 AM
Some great ways to annoy people at work...1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.2. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)3. Insist that your e-mail address be xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com or elvis-the-king@companyname.com.
4. Every time someone asks … (14 comments)
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Ads gone wrong.......... - 11/16/06 11:32 AM
I took the liberty of gathering ads that just well- went wrong. Well you have heard when animals turn wild? Well this is When Newspaper Ads turn bad...............
Great as humor, bad as ads...2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one … (1 comments)
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You know you are addicted to coffee if............ - 11/16/06 11:18 AM
You know you are addicted to coffee if ...You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You've worn … (2 comments)
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Think your job is bad? - 11/16/06 11:01 AM
I'd hate to be in this office! LOL!
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10 Steps to selling your home - 11/15/06 05:23 PM
STEP 1 - DEFINE NEEDSWrite down all the reasons for selling your home. Ask yourself, "Why do I want to sell and what do I expect to accomplish with the sale?" For example, reasons for selling include: a growing business that needs more space or a job opportunity that necessitates a … (0 comments)
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10 Questions to ask your Realtor about Selling a House - 11/15/06 05:14 PM
10 Questions to Ask Your Realtor about Selling a House1. Are you a full-time professional real estate agent? How long have you worked full time in real estate? How long have you been representing buyers? What professional designations do you have?Knowing whether or not your agent practices full time can help … (0 comments)
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Easy Steps for Getting Ready to Sell Your Home - 11/14/06 05:17 PM
Get Your Home Ready To SellIn preparing your house to sell, ask yourself over and over if your house looks like someone else's dream house. Houses in move-in condition tend to be inviting to buyers; houses that are like new typically sell the fastest and procure the best price.With that in … (0 comments)
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10 Biggest Myths Uncovered - 11/14/06 05:07 PM
10 Biggest Selling Myths UncoveredSelling a house can be a bit like having a baby -- everyone gives you advice that may or may not be true for you. Here are ten myths uncovered:1. Myth: You should always price your home high and gradually lower it if it doesn't sell.Truth: … (0 comments)
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Who should I work with? - 11/14/06 05:01 PM
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Top 10 reasons that it's time to sell your home - 11/14/06 04:53 PM
Top 10 Signs That It's Time to Sell Your Home; 1. When you bought your house, you lived in the country. Now you're surrounded by high rises. 2. You can't get any appliances repaired because "they stopped making those parts years ago." 3. The swing set in the backyard has sprouted roots. … (6 comments)
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JOIN THE KELLER WILLIAMS TEAM~ - 11/07/06 03:15 PM
Keller Williams is a fantastic Real Estate Company and it's because we care and respect the consumer's needs. Our track record speaks for itself!
If you are a Real Estate Agent and are looking for a change, well Keller Williams is the place to be! If you are seeking a new career path, … (9 comments)
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Curb appeal- That first impression can make it or break it! - 11/07/06 03:00 PM
Curb appeal, the first impression your home conveys to prospective buyers, should create an emotional desire to own the home and enjoy the lifestyle and status it represents.
Putting the best face on your home also should give a lasting impression that motivates buyers to cross the threshold and take that … (0 comments)
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The benefits of a Real Estate Agent for rental property - 11/05/06 08:00 AM
When the time has come to search for a new apartment, there are many great benefits to using a Real Estate Agent. In today's world, most of us don't have the time required to find a new apartment or home. We work full time careers, have family functions … (0 comments)
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First Time Home Buyers - 11/02/06 12:38 PM
One of the questions I am commonly asked by 1st Time Buyers is, "What "out-of-pocket" expenses do I need to plan for when buying a home? That's a really great question. There are many loan programs out there today that require very little, if any, outlay of cash. But there … (1 comments)
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Real Estate is about the people, not the money! - 11/01/06 09:12 PM
I love Real Estate but it is not for the money, it's about the people. I get great satisfaction from helping people find their dream home. I have always been the "social butterfly" and have always enjoyed the people to people contact. I was stuck behind a desk for 40 hours … (0 comments)
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Just sold! - 11/01/06 08:36 PM
Another home sold by Maureen Staccato of KELLER WILLIAMS REALTY! Do you know what your home is worth in today's market? Call me today for your FREE MARKET ANALYSIS.
Maureen StaccatoKeller Williams RealtyVoice; 413-747-4607Mobile; 413-627-7699email; maureenstaccato@kw.comWeb Site: http://a225420.yourkwagent.com/home
62 Mt. Tom Ave, Easthampton, Ma
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Relocating to Hampden County? - 11/01/06 08:30 PM
Weather you are looking to buy a home, sell your home or find a rental- I can get the job done! Why bother with the worries and stress of trying to find a home or apartment when I can take care of your relocation needs.
Maureen StaccatoKeller Williams RealtyVoice; 413-747-4607Mobile; 413-627-7699email; maureenstaccato@kw.comWeb … (0 comments)
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3 Bed 1 bath Cape for Sale in East Springfield, Ma. - 11/01/06 08:18 PM
Beautiful 3 bed room/ 1 Bath Cape in desired East Springfield neighborhood with many unique features and updates!! This home has been well loved and cared for. A real bargain for the price. Turn Key home! Not just a drive by! A great deal for $144,900 !!! Hurry- won't last long~
Vinyl Siding1475 … (0 comments)
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Do you know what your home is worth? - 11/01/06 08:06 PM
In today's Real Estate market, it is important to know what your home is worth. I can offer you a free Market Analysis. Weather you going to sell your home today or tomorrow, it is important to know what is going on in today's market.
Here are a few tips;
Don't over price … (0 comments)
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