funny: Top 7 list on how to catch a listing - 09/14/07 06:25 PM
I am sure you will all enjoy the comical side of our marketing!! After all if you can't laugh at yourself- then who can?
Top 7 List on how to catch a listing!
Wear a button with a photo of your kids on it holding empty dinner plates when you go to your listing … (6 comments)
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funny: How to entertain yourself at an open house - 09/13/07 09:17 PM
We all know of lately that many open houseshave been a bomb for most of use and that we sit there bored out of our skulls while waiting for prospects to come in the door, so in honor for all the times we sit there board to death, here is a … (32 comments)
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funny: Useless information you might want to know - 09/08/07 10:39 PM
Here is a list of useless information you might want to know. You may have heard some of them but I am sure there are a few you didn't know! Enjoy the random trivia!
Howdy Doody had 31 freckles- 15 on the left cheek and 16 on the right cheekA pig has … (9 comments)
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funny: How to maintain a healthy state in the workplace LOL - 06/07/07 07:14 PM
How to maintain a healthy state in the workplace- hope you enjoy theses as much as I did! Let's see how many of these you have actually done yourself!Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them … (3 comments)
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funny: Resume boos boos - 06/07/07 07:05 PM
I am sure that you will find these to be quite funny and hey even though we all make mistakes- you can't help but LOL when you read these.......enjoy the humor!
These are from actual resumes: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs. "I am extremely loyal to … (9 comments)
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funny: Kensington Advisors Travel Policy - LOL - 04/24/07 08:28 PM
KENSINGTON ADVISORS TRAVEL POLICY
NOTICE
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on official business. The policies are effective immediately.
LODGING
All employees are encouraged to stay with relatives or friends while on Company business. If weather permits, public areas such as parks and parking … (2 comments)
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funny: Bunches of Real Estate Humor! - 04/24/07 08:26 PM
The Butler And The Beautiful Wife
"There was a butler named James who worked for a couple, and the wife was a very beautiful woman, much younger than her husband," related Spencer. "One evening, they told James that they would be out for dinner and wouldn't return until 11 o'clock. But … (3 comments)
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funny: Real Estate Humor- Happy 50th! LOL! - 04/24/07 08:20 PM
Happy 50th!!
Harold and Irene went out for dinner to celebrate their 50th anniversary. After a couple of glasses of wine, Harold asks "Irene, have you ever cheated during our marriage?"
"No, of course not."
"If you had, it's okay" Harold said, "I just wanted to know."
"Well..."
"Well, what?"
"Well" … (4 comments)
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funny: Reasons to stay at work all night- joke - 02/23/07 07:43 AM
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funny: What happens when people of differant occupations get old - 01/18/07 07:44 PM
What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.- Old actors never die, they just drop apart.- Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.- Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.- Old bankers never die, they just lose … (3 comments)
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funny: Buyers are Liars! ( Sellers too) LOL - 12/16/06 11:21 AM
My buyer told me that he lived in the same house for 10 years. When I checked, I found out he'd still be theretoday if the Governor hadn't pardoned him.Why do you have your front door leading right into the dining room? So my relatives won't have to waste anytime.The sellers … (2 comments)
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funny: Keys to Moving up in the company - 12/14/06 04:55 PM
1. Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothingin their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria. People with the newspaper in their hands look like they're heading for the … (6 comments)
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funny: Top 8 excuses to get out of work - 12/14/06 04:53 PM
I won't be coming to work today because:______________________1. If it's all the same to you, I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today. 2. On Saturday, I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back … (3 comments)
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funny: Murphy's law of the work place - 12/14/06 04:50 PM
Murphy's law of the work place.......LOL......
If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.It doesn't matter what you do. It … (0 comments)
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funny: Casual Fridays? LOL - 12/14/06 04:49 PM
Casual Fridays?
Week 1 - Memo No. 1Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice.Week 3 - Memo No. 2Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for Casual Day. Neither are string ties, rodeo belt buckles … (2 comments)
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funny: History of Real Estate Agents LOL - 12/14/06 04:43 PM
A Brief History Of Real Estate Agents 6 MILLION BC: God searches for a planet to establish life. Encounters real estate agent from "Lucifer's Planets & Gardens" who says "I've got a great deal on a fixer-upper just 90 million miles from the Sun." 5.9 MILLION BC: God buys the … (2 comments)
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funny: Appraisal Jokes - 11/25/06 10:31 AM
NEW IMPROVED SPEEDY APPRAISAL FORMCustomer Name:________________________________________Subject Property Address:____________________________________________________________Description of Subject Property and Neighborhood:Subject property is located in _______________________, a popular, well-maintained area that has enjoyed dramatic appreciation over the past year. Most buyers appeared to be unconcerned with size or overall utility of these homes, and seemed to be paying between … (5 comments)
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funny: Dear Bank Manager- Joke - 11/25/06 10:23 AM
Dear Bank Manager,I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, … (3 comments)
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funny: CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW HOME......JOKE - 11/19/06 07:03 PM
A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace".
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious … (5 comments)
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funny: Property Manager-joke - 11/18/06 11:42 AM
I am currently a Property Manager as well as a Real Estate Associate- so I figured I should share this joke with you........
A property manager dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St. Peter. St. Peter tells him "You have a choice of going to heaven or to hell … (4 comments)
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funny: How to pass the time away at the office....... - 11/16/06 11:57 AM
Some great ways to annoy people at work...1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.2. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)3. Insist that your e-mail address be xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com or elvis-the-king@companyname.com.
4. Every time someone asks … (14 comments)
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funny: Ads gone wrong.......... - 11/16/06 11:32 AM
I took the liberty of gathering ads that just well- went wrong. Well you have heard when animals turn wild? Well this is When Newspaper Ads turn bad...............
Great as humor, bad as ads...2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one … (1 comments)
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funny: You know you are addicted to coffee if............ - 11/16/06 11:18 AM
You know you are addicted to coffee if ...You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You've worn … (2 comments)
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