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attorney humor: Disorder in da Court - Funny Court Quotes - 09/21/09 08:04 PM
The following quotes are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts. They are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had to stay calm and not laugh while these exchanges were actually taking place. --------ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ----------ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ----------ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.
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